Candied Whores?!! I beg your pardon!by Mischief Maker 12/17/2014, 1:56pm PST
Roop wrote:
And then there's Mischief Maker with his godamned candied whores, standing just over there in the shadows.
Are you implying that FS2 lacks the depth of pinback's singleplayer MMO? That it's some kind of skanky Strike Suit Zero, just because it's accessible? My dear sir, let me show you the shallow "go back to quake" gameplay that awaits you with my beloved lady:
(Nevermind this guy totally sucking at the game, flying straight and steady like a space-bullseye, then blaming it all on his wingmen. So hard to find let's plays by people who can actually play)
Now let's say instead you opt for pinback's RNG debutante. You skrimp and save and buy her all the occulus rifts, and HOTAS setups, and other silken finery she demands for her full affections. What wonderous delights do you think she has in store for you? "Look! Look! In this system the RNG spat out an Earth with Saturn rings! And its space station differentiates itself with palm trees!!!"