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Peter Molyneux's The Movies
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by Quétinbec 01/10/2009, 5:24pm PST |
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Jamal is a weakling his entire life but can somehow withstand torture better than Rambo.
Being a weakling is all about withstanding torture. It's the strong that have problems with torture because they're not used to being without control.
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* Latika, the beautiful penniless orphan girl living amongst whores on Whore Street with her ruthless, heartless, greed-driven pimp, is still a virgin somehow even though the whole movie up to that point would lead you to believe a girl in that situation would have been raped to disintegration by age six.
I heard a big part of the reason young Indian girls always have their hair cut short as kids is to disguise them as boys and keep them from getting raped. See if you can tell the boys from the girls in these photos (answers below):
They're all girls except for the kid on the world's shittiest bike. What a fucking terrible bike!
This movie makes me feel worse about not paying for my shits, though. If there was only one slumkid on the door and there weren't many normal people around so he could embarrass me, I'd usually run away without paying like so:
Grabbing onto my pants, you slummy piece of shit?! Y'ain't got nothing on me! That shit was on the house!
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* When the police arrest and torture the shit out of a innocent man and nobody raises an eyebrow. How are those civil rights coming along, India?
It doesn't help that they all look like Saddam Hussain and use scary adjectives like 'Perfect', 'Great', and 'Ideal' to describe their police stations.
I was hit by an Indian policeman. I'd borrowed quite a bit of money in India so I thought I'd make a few insurance claims to help get me started on paying it back.
Very long story short, rather than a form I could show my insurer back home, the police gave me a letter hand written in Italian that someone had penned 6 months earlier. I was like, "This isn't in English!" and the officers were telling me "Yes. That's it." and waving me off like I was a dipshit. We ended up having this big argument in broken English about whether I could speak English. The chief, who was one of the few policemen who could speak sentences of English, settled it, but called me stupid for having my bag stolen. He was the only one who spoke English well enough to insult me. The others just laughed at me.
The first letter I wrote was screwed up because I used the word stolen. The 'Lt' or whatever said I could only use the word missing.
After that error, the Lt and another policeman watched over my shoulder as I wrote the second letter - in case I tried any more 'funny business', I guess. Once I'd finished, the Lt told me to write my permanent address at the top. I asked if he meant my permanent address in Delhi or in NZ. The regular cop behind me hit me on the shoulder with his rifle and said "Permanent address!" but the hilarious part was that I'm not used to being abused by authority figures, so when he hit me, I thought he was doing it to get my attention (as opposed to getting me to hurry the fuck up), so I turned around to see what he wanted, and because I didn't realise he had bad intentions I didn't look the least bit intimidated, and he acted like I was about to get up to fight him so backed off with his rifle, which scared the shit out of me, so I turned back and got on with things. |
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I got a lot of movie watching done over the holidays... by Fussbett 01/02/2009, 9:27am PST 
Re: I got a lot of movie watching done over the holidays... by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/02/2009, 10:46am PST
Re: I got a lot of movie watching done over the holidays... by ruggles 01/02/2009, 3:12pm PST
I can't get past this fucking Wrestler movie (SPOILERS) by I need clarification 01/03/2009, 1:14am PST
so how does cod4 enter into it? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/03/2009, 4:37am PST
SPOILERS NT by GRUMAN 01/03/2009, 4:51am PST
Re: I got a lot of movie watching done over the holidays... by Rafiki 01/02/2009, 9:54pm PST
I'm going to do you one better and cut and paste what someone else wrote. by Jerry Whorebach 01/08/2009, 8:41am PST
Slumdog Millener spoilers by Last 01/05/2009, 10:47am PST
Slum kids! by Quétinbec 01/05/2009, 6:23pm PST
I'm glad you didn't pin your own hand and give those poor kids HIV. NT by Last 01/08/2009, 8:59am PST
They're only HIV free until they grow tits. Enjoy the pins while they last girls NT by Quétinbec 01/08/2009, 8:07pm PST
Saw this yesterday! With photos! by Quétinbec 01/10/2009, 5:24pm PST
Jamal by Fussbett 01/10/2009, 6:32pm PST
Jesus Christ, that poor kid NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/12/2009, 9:40pm PST
Protests by Fussbett 01/22/2009, 7:52pm PST
He stole the sign from weaker, smaller protesters. NT by Worm 01/22/2009, 7:55pm PST
Looks like he ate a couple of them too NT by Fortinbras 01/22/2009, 8:02pm PST
Re: Protests by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/22/2009, 11:26pm PST
"Visit Mumbai: now with over 45,000 futures per hectare!" NT by Last 01/23/2009, 9:42am PST
Change of heart! by Fussbett 02/24/2009, 9:06am PST
The Change of Heart has changed, Slumdog child star beaten in India by Fussbett 02/27/2009, 1:19pm PST
Future of slumdogs so bright, the price has quadrupled. by Last 04/19/2009, 9:24am PDT
They gotta wear shades. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/19/2009, 6:43pm PDT
Both child stars have shacks razed, parents beaten. by Fussbett 05/21/2009, 2:18pm PDT
Best Failure by the Academy of Arts and Sciences. by Last 02/23/2009, 8:43am PST
I smell recession-nerves by up with pod people 02/24/2009, 11:47am PST
Re: I got a lot of movie watching done over the holidays... NT by butt 01/08/2009, 10:42am PST
Re: I got a lot of movie watching done over the holidays... by FABIO 01/23/2009, 4:42pm PST
Chop Shop by Fussbett 01/24/2009, 11:21pm PST
Re: Chop Shop by Fussbett 04/23/2009, 7:19pm PDT
You're still riding high on your recommendation of 'The Happiness Space' by Quétinbec 04/23/2009, 7:56pm PDT
If you don't like Chop Shop, you're a real piece of shit, I'll say that. by Fussbett 04/23/2009, 9:12pm PDT
Who else has seen Great Happiness Space? What do you have to say for yourselves? NT by Quétinbec 04/24/2009, 12:26am PDT
It's fantastic. by Worm 04/25/2009, 10:31am PDT
wromg is so destroyed he can never forget (rageshitting forever). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/25/2009, 11:28am PDT
Haha, yeah I mention and reply to you guys way too much. Sorry, but I can change NT by Worm 04/25/2009, 12:10pm PDT
Yes to part 1 and no to part 2. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/25/2009, 1:45pm PDT
yeah okay whatever NT by Worm 04/25/2009, 2:35pm PDT
I saw Slumdog Millionaire last night! by Fullofkittens 04/05/2009, 10:06am PDT
Re: I saw Slumdog Millionaire last night! by Theatrix 05/22/2009, 7:03pm PDT
Re: I saw Slumdog Millionaire last night! by Fullofkittens 05/27/2009, 9:01am PDT
so he gave it a 3 on his finger scale NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/27/2009, 10:21am PDT
Michel Gondry: Caltrops reader? Fussbett fan? by Fussbett 06/23/2010, 12:34pm PDT
my idea actually, did I forget to tell you about that? NT by Sword of Justice 06/23/2010, 1:47pm PDT
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