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Hahaha you want a 16:9 camera?! HAHAHAHA oh *wipes tear from eye* by Zseni 10/24/2007, 1:39am PDT
Quentin Beck wrote:

I've got some gripes with the digital camera industry. Can you believe that at a time when even the poorest cunt has a widescreen TV, monitor, and laptop, native 16:9 cameras are considered a novelty? I cannot spend $800 on a decent widescreen camera to replace the one I bought THREE YEARS AGO because they no longer exist. Every other gadget in the world is now 16:9, but camera manufacturers have gotten over AND ABOVE that fad. What is wrong with this market? I've been laughed out of camera stores for bringing it up.

Zseni wrote:

I got a Blackberry a few months back and I turned into One Of Those Idiots immediately. I take pictures of everything and check my email incessantly (nobody ever emails me.) I specialize in pictures of my inevitable cats.


"inevitable cats" people! Pretty fucking stupid thing to say. HOWEVER, "Fullofkittens and the Inevitable Cats" would be a great name for a shit band.

What is your FUCKING problem, Quentin? I've been supporting you all this time and all of a sudden you turn on me? "Pretty fucking stupid thing to say." Hardly! It's a gentle reminder that I'm a sad sack with nothing to look forward to at the end of the day but my welfare check and, of course, CATS.

C'mon - even in that grainy semi-megapixle shot, Kitty looks great, no? Half-cat, half-storm. My cats are oppressively good-looking. A lot of people have ugly cats: I'm often surprised at how ugly are the beloved cats of my associates. You're cooing all day over THAT? I think. But never say. OOOOO WHAT A PWECIOUS POOPSIE - that's what I say. Frankly my cats are way better looking than anyone else's.



They're like Cat Supermodels. They're evil and clever, too. People will tell you OOOOO MY PWECIOUS POOPSIE IS SO SMART - they're lying. Their pwecious poopsies can maybe claw open the cupboard where the cat snax are. But Zseni's cats are just this side of genius. They hold grudges, sometimes for weeks on end; they know when you're weak and when you can't see them. The little one is a maniacal killer who has no sense of her own mortality. She plunges off the balconies to catch birds on the wing and she adores being chased until she collapses, panting. The big one is an articulate shoe-wetter who nurtures the infants orphaned by the little one. He has a strong herding instinct and hugely prefers cake to meat. Quentin, he'll take the meat to his baby birds and come back to steal my inevitable cake.
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Wireless networking riddle (help an illiterate brother out) by Fullofkittens 10/22/2007, 9:50pm PDT NEW
    wire the lap top? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/22/2007, 10:57pm PDT NEW
        Can't. It's too far and anyways there's no more ports in the main router. NT by Fullofkittens 10/22/2007, 11:02pm PDT NEW
    Cross-over cable from one router to the other? by Worm 10/22/2007, 11:02pm PDT NEW
        NOTE by Worm 10/22/2007, 11:04pm PDT NEW
    I can't think of a way to explain this that would be easier than putting it all NT by on the same router. Entropy Stew 10/23/2007, 12:16am PDT NEW
    What you want is absolutely possible. Can you give us the IP addresses in use? by Last 10/23/2007, 8:25am PDT NEW
        I don't know, guys! Are you sure this is okay? NT by Fullofkittens 10/23/2007, 4:58pm PDT NEW
            SO MANY ROUTERS by Motherhead 10/23/2007, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                Re: SO MANY ROUTERS by Fullofkittens 10/23/2007, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                    Re: SO MANY ROUTERS by Zseni 10/23/2007, 8:39pm PDT NEW
                        Re: SO MANY ROUTERS by Fullofkittens 10/23/2007, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                        Digital cameras by Quentin Beck 10/24/2007, 12:03am PDT NEW
                            Hahaha you want a 16:9 camera?! HAHAHAHA oh *wipes tear from eye* by Zseni 10/24/2007, 1:39am PDT NEW
                                Quentin will turn on you in an instant. They all will, down there. NT by Brian Peppers 10/24/2007, 2:06am PDT NEW
                                Also, sadly, inevitable: anthropomorphizing animals by Jerry Whorebach 10/24/2007, 3:02am PDT NEW
                                It's great to see that SOME attractive creatures choose to spend time with you NT by even though they are cats. 10/24/2007, 9:02am PDT NEW
                                Wide angle, 16:9 - captures every last inch of a very wide person. by Quentin Beck 10/24/2007, 5:30pm PDT NEW
                                    I have cats and onions. by Zseni 10/24/2007, 5:59pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: I have cats and onions. by Quentin Beck 10/25/2007, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                                            If bad luck ever befalls you... by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 2:34am PST NEW
                                                Well I can tell you already that this isn't going to work. by Worm 11/14/2007, 9:44am PST NEW
                                                    doggy style NT by indian style 11/14/2007, 12:39pm PST NEW
                                                It's a good looking dog, though. by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:49pm PST NEW
                                    Panasonic LX2 is what you are looking for NT by I need clarification 10/25/2007, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                                        I'd take an TZ3 over an LX2, but both their pictures are too smudged and dark an NT by Quentin Beck 10/25/2007, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                                            Oh you wanted unsmudged pics NT by I need clarification 10/26/2007, 12:35pm PDT NEW
                                            Sometimes knowing how to use a camera helps with this. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/26/2007, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                                                Dicks NT by Quentin Beck 10/26/2007, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                                    You could also crop your photos NT by The box <----> me 10/25/2007, 12:35pm PDT NEW
                                    zeni's carpet (and life) NT by are like worm's room 10/25/2007, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                                    Can you try serving some Alpo in between rounds of hooker fucking? NT by Brian Peppers 10/25/2007, 1:24pm PDT NEW
                                        FEED YOUR DOOG NT by MOOM 10/25/2007, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                                    With the war a lost cause, I now support care packages to Quentin's dog NT by Jonathan "Sound Advice" Boddiford 10/25/2007, 1:27pm PDT NEW
                                    I've got an idea that will solve both our problems: send the dog to me NT by Worm's Room 10/25/2007, 1:28pm PDT NEW
                                        Actually, the dog looks rather content and healthy to me. NT by Zdzislaw Beksinski 10/25/2007, 1:30pm PDT NEW
 
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