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	[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Quentin Beck"]I've got some gripes with the digital camera industry. Can you believe that at a time when even the poorest cunt has a widescreen TV, monitor, and laptop, native 16:9 cameras are considered a novelty? I cannot spend $800 on a decent widescreen camera to replace the one I bought THREE YEARS AGO because they no longer exist. Every other gadget in the world is now 16:9, but camera manufacturers have gotten over AND ABOVE that fad. What is wrong with this market? I've been laughed out of camera stores for bringing it up. [quote name="Zseni"]I got a Blackberry a few months back and I turned into One Of Those Idiots immediately. I take pictures of everything and check my email incessantly (nobody ever emails me.) I specialize in pictures of my inevitable cats. [/quote] "inevitable cats" people! Pretty fucking stupid thing to say. HOWEVER, "Fullofkittens and the Inevitable Cats" would be a great name for a shit band. [/quote] What is your FUCKING problem, Quentin? I've been supporting you all this time and all of a sudden you turn on me? "Pretty fucking stupid thing to say." Hardly! It's a gentle reminder that I'm a sad sack with nothing to look forward to at the end of the day but my welfare check and, of course, CATS. C'mon - even in that grainy semi-megapixle shot, Kitty looks great, no? Half-cat, half-storm. My cats are oppressively good-looking. A lot of people have ugly cats: I'm often surprised at how ugly are the beloved cats of my associates. <i>You're cooing all day over THAT?</i> I think. But never say. OOOOO WHAT A PWECIOUS POOPSIE - that's what I say. Frankly my cats are way better looking than anyone else's. <a href='http://img182.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img00063bk2.jpg'><img src='http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4150/img00063bk2.th.jpg' border='0'/></a> They're like Cat Supermodels. They're evil and clever, too. People will tell you OOOOO MY PWECIOUS POOPSIE IS SO SMART - they're lying. Their pwecious poopsies can maybe claw open the cupboard where the cat snax are. But Zseni's cats are just this side of genius. They hold grudges, sometimes for weeks on end; they know when you're weak and when you can't see them. The little one is a maniacal killer who has no sense of her own mortality. She plunges off the balconies to catch birds on the wing and she adores being chased until she collapses, panting. The big one is an articulate shoe-wetter who nurtures the infants orphaned by the little one. He has a strong herding instinct and hugely prefers cake to meat. Quentin, he'll <i>take the meat to his baby birds</i> and come back to steal my inevitable cake. [/quote]