Mysterio wrote:

I once came on a ping pong table. The room was surrounded with windows and I could have easily been seen.

Mysterio wrote:

I wiped it off with a towel afterwards and later that night while playing against a pretty enough girl, I put her on the wank side and directed her in the vicinity of my wank through many careful backhands. When she was focussed on the ball, I would look at her tits jiggle and when I heard the *ping* of bat on ball, I would know to look away. Even though she wasn't very good, her tits made it a close game. After I won, I excused myself and went to the bathroom and wanked over her.

Mysterio wrote:

When I cum over the picture of a girl's face on the internet, I feel like I'm getting a raw deal. I find pretty faces very sexy and despite the feeling that I should be jerking off over tits and waists and things I don't get to see in my day to day life, I love jerking off over faces. When someone cums on the faces, it makes me feel better about the wank but my mind's never totally at ease unless I can see a fair chunk of her tits.

Mysterio wrote:

I hear Americans talk of wank lotions and I think this has something to do with them getting their foreskins snipped. I think having to go to the bother of lubeing up my dick for every wank would substantially reduce the number of wanks I have. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

Mysterio wrote:

Ideally, I'd like to never wank at all, but if I have to wank, I'd like to wank lots.

Mysterio wrote:

I can't imagine how they wank without a foreskin. I find it quite disgusting. For a start, when you're interrupted and have to jam it in your pants to avoid detection it would leave a wet patch that would make pretending to play Wolfenstein even harder. It would also be quite noisy.