Forum Overview :: A Mind Forever Voyaging :: Re: Odds and ends

[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Mysterio"]I once came on a ping pong table. The room was surrounded with windows and I could have easily been seen.[/quote]Nice one! [quote name="Mysterio"]I wiped it off with a towel afterwards and later that night while playing against a pretty enough girl, I put her on the wank side and directed her in the vicinity of my wank through many careful backhands. When she was focussed on the ball, I would look at her tits jiggle and when I heard the *ping* of bat on ball, I would know to look away. Even though she wasn't very good, her tits made it a close game. After I won, I excused myself and went to the bathroom and wanked over her.[/quote]It's great how the end of this part of your anecdote is pretty obvious after the first part. [quote name="Mysterio"]When I cum over the picture of a girl's face on the internet, I feel like I'm getting a raw deal. I find pretty faces very sexy and despite the feeling that I should be jerking off over tits and waists and things I don't get to see in my day to day life, I love jerking off over faces. When someone cums on the faces, it makes me feel better about the wank but my mind's never totally at ease unless I can see a fair chunk of her tits.[/quote]Okay, your babbling incoherence lost me here, but I think you actually admitted something fairly healthy here, that you like to see faces and not disembodied genetalia. I agree! [quote name="Mysterio"]I hear Americans talk of wank lotions and I think this has something to do with them getting their foreskins snipped. I think having to go to the bother of lubeing up my dick for every wank would substantially reduce the number of wanks I have. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.[/quote]I'm going to guess that you, personally, reducing the number of times you jack off would be a good thing. Also, there are different levels of jacking off, Pally. Home alone witrh some new porn? "Wank lotion" is your friend. Laying one out on a foreign Ping Pong table is a dry mission, however. [quote name="Mysterio"]Ideally, I'd like to never wank at all, but if I have to wank, I'd like to wank lots.[/quote]Disagree. [quote name="Mysterio"]I can't imagine how they wank without a foreskin. I find it quite disgusting. For a start, when you're interrupted and have to jam it in your pants to avoid detection it would leave a wet patch that would make pretending to play Wolfenstein even harder. It would also be quite noisy. [/quote]Well, for starters, you need a long enough shaft to grip with your hand.[/quote]