Caltrops - A Mind Forever Voyaging

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by Mysterio 11/01/2004, 4:49pm PST

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

Okay, your babbling incoherence lost me here, but I think you actually admitted something fairly healthy here, that you like to see faces and not disembodied genetalia. I agree!

I'm talking about a 1024*768 picture of a pretty face and nothing else. You can pretend you're kissing it, but any true wanker would know the feeling that you're getting 'cheated' by jerking off over it. Tits and cunts give a wank 'weight'. Wanks over womens' magizines and non-nudes in general are, in my view, light wanks. Even the smallest amount of willpower should be enough to avoid light wanks. I'm OK with admitting I don't have the willpower to avoid nudes, but I like to think I can at least read the paper without having to take the leisure section to the toilet because the weather lady's wearing a short skirt (she's in her late 30's).

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

I'm going to guess that you, personally, reducing the number of times you jack off would be a good thing. Also, there are different levels of jacking off, Pally. Home alone witrh some new porn? "Wank lotion" is your friend. Laying one out on a foreign Ping Pong table is a dry mission, however.

If you have a healthy dick, there's no excuse for using lotion. Don't talk to me about levels of wank and don't think lotion has anything to do with the scale of your wanks. I've had some huge wanks. I've jerked off in a park on New Years eve. I've done wanks that could get me jailed. I've jerked off over a live female gymanstics class and then did it all again when the yoga class started an hour later. I've done wanks that could get me murdered. I've put my life on the line for a wank. I jerked off in an ex-con's shampoo because he called me a faggot for watching Pride and Prejudice. Would lotion have helped me one bit? No. Infact, lotion probably would have got me caught.
If you're talking more about using lotion to get the most out of an everyday netwank, then 3 things: 1) Be more cautious. What you are doing is wrong and lotions increase your hide time. 2) Harden up. I've had days where I've jerked hell for leather for 4 hours unlubed. Does my dick swell up and get sore at the end of it? Yes. End result: a bigger, more sensitive dick. Boo hoo. I can see how someone might want to avoid that, but a 4 hour wank is almost always the exception. In my experience, you can wank unlubed for up to 2 hours before your dick swells. 3) Applying lube is such a cold blooded thing to do. It takes you out of the moment. It's less natural. Why not just wear a condom if you're gonna be such a pussy about it? Because that would be fucking gay and lube's not much better.
I'll keep mine raw, meaty and real, thanks.

Mysterio wrote:

Ideally, I'd like to never wank at all, but if I have to wank, I'd like to wank lots.

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

Disagree.

Bullshit you disagree. You once mentioned in your wank forum in the thread where Zseni freaked out about wanks that you wished you didn't have to wank. Zseni thought it was interesting. You're talking with the Caltrops' trivia master, matey. I know what you do and did think.

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

Well, for starters, you need a long enough shaft to grip with your hand.

My dick is 6.5 inches long when erect. It has pubes the length of your pinky running down to my asshole. I once tried burning them off.
My ass has hair on it from the back of the thigh up until the peak of the hump.
Thanks for caring.