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by I knew it was you at "croak." 12/09/2006, 5:44am PST |
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Someone's dad made some bad fuckups and payed for it with his life.
Worm thinks the irony was lost on him. Worm thinks it hadn't occurred to Kim what he did for a living, didn't catalog every single device that would have got him out of there in agonizing detail while crawling on his hands and knees, for days. Fucking days, Worm. You couldn't even clean your basement, you lazy shit-stain. It doesn't surprise me you can't relate to what that guy endured before he died.
Instead you scan the event with the shrewd eye of a keen, calibrated precision tuned observation machine: "GRULFG!?! He's a TECH EDITOR with no GPS or CELL PHONE?!?!? LOLS!!!" I'M MAKING A NECKLESS OUT OF TEETH, TEE HEE OH MY HOO BOY EDGY LIKE SCAT PORN AND DONKEY PUNCH CRETIN THAT I AM" You're every the bad sketch comedy internet mongoloid stereotype. And then snickering at how stupid the guy was for being not staying with the car, you know, to passively watch his family suffer for his mistakes. There should be a special kind of stomach cancer for you, Worm.
I never even heard of the fucking guy until all this shit happened, Worm, and the truth is I don't give a fuck about him. But that guy was actually good for something. You? No. You're just a piece of shit, Worm. |
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cnet gadget fan gets lost in wilderness by and croaks 12/08/2006, 6:15pm PST 
The CNet staff writer is totally correct by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/09/2006, 12:41am PST
Was he trying to get help from the woodland creatures? by Worm 12/09/2006, 3:21am PST
Fat internet polack fails at angsty internet hip. by I knew it was you at "croak." 12/09/2006, 5:44am PST
Re: Fat internet polack fails at angsty internet hip. by Jhoh Cable o_O 12/09/2006, 6:15am PST
Re: Fat internet polack fails at angsty internet hip. by Worm 12/09/2006, 12:34pm PST
You're as "hardcore" as Dane Cook is "hilarious". NT by James Kim's floating corpse 12/09/2006, 12:56pm PST
Lumped in with the likes of Dane Cook, how ever can I recover? NT by Worm 12/09/2006, 1:05pm PST
Recover? Like a floating shit recovering itself back into the colon, recover? NT by Sigmoid Friend 12/09/2006, 1:43pm PST
Clap.....Clap.....Clap.............Clap NT by slow clap guy 12/09/2006, 1:45pm PST
Lumped like shit also. NT by Worm the dane cookish shitstain 12/09/2006, 1:56pm PST
Re: Fat internet polack fails at angsty internet hip. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/09/2006, 2:50pm PST
That would make, what, 220? 221 if we count both Cables individually? NT by Serious Question 12/09/2006, 4:56pm PST
Yes, we totally need to improve this site for Worm NT by Entropy Stew 12/09/2006, 9:18pm PST
Hi BDR! NT by so obvious 12/09/2006, 5:58pm PST
Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by co2 12/10/2006, 2:04pm PST
Re: Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/10/2006, 8:57pm PST
motherfuckerfoodeater is still an idiot by Entropy Stew 12/10/2006, 9:43pm PST
Re: motherfuckerfoodeater is still an idiot by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/10/2006, 10:15pm PST
Re: motherfuckerfoodeater is still an idiot by Entropy Stew 12/11/2006, 2:04pm PST
Um by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/11/2006, 9:12pm PST
Re: as the crow flies by co2 12/11/2006, 11:56pm PST
Re: Um by Furcifer 12/12/2006, 10:09am PST
everybody knows you should just stay in the car in these situations by Lifetime Movie Network 12/12/2006, 12:38pm PST
Re: Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by and croaks 12/10/2006, 9:51pm PST
Re: Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by Motherhead 12/10/2006, 11:11pm PST
Re: Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by Sigmoid Friend 12/10/2006, 11:45pm PST
Re: Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by Chairman Mao 12/10/2006, 11:41pm PST
The internet makes you smarter. by Motherhead 12/11/2006, 12:09am PST
I don't care if you're talking about blacks OR latinos, it's funny either way! NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/11/2006, 1:35am PST
good point to remeber: real maps only NT by co2 12/11/2006, 11:54am PST
Google suggests a shortcut through roads that become dangerous in winter NT by Evil Afterall 12/11/2006, 12:37pm PST
That guy was a relative of a friend of mine. :( NT by laudablepuss 12/11/2006, 12:56pm PST
Kim's dad: "I am ready to cast blame. Guess where?" by Ray of Light 01/07/2007, 7:19am PST
Bear Patrol! NT by Homer Simpson 01/07/2007, 1:20pm PST
how about "don't leave your fucking car"? NT by common sense guy 01/07/2007, 2:21pm PST
Re: how about "don't leave your fucking car"? by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/07/2007, 3:20pm PST
Is this some sort of Asian Media Conspiracy? NT by Worm 01/07/2007, 3:26pm PST
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