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Re: motherfuckerfoodeater is still an idiot by Entropy Stew 12/11/2006, 2:04pm PST
motherfuckerfoodeater wrote:

I don't think you really understand how totally useless information like that is in the middle of a blizzard or far away from major landmarks.


Wow, I didn't think GPS worked via landmark. I always thought there was a SCREEN with a MAP and a POINT that says YOU ARE HERE and the MAP represents YOUR SURROUNDINGS and perhaps this would ASSIST with NAVIGATION, especially when one can't navigate via LANDMARK due to the FUCKING BLIZZARD. Longitude and latitude? FUCK EM. I triangulate off Mt. Rushmore and the Guggenheim whenever I'm snowblind.

I mean, living in the future is awesome and everything, but just as Fussbet's boss is wrong to assume that there is a piece of software that will turn someone into a writer of muscular scripts, you are wrong in assuming that a piece of technology can really make some yuppie swine into a mountain man.


Straw man. GPS would have solved 90% of his navigational issues. You can't wear it or eat it, though, so I guess that makes it completely fucking useless in the snow.

-/ES/-
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                        Lumped in with the likes of Dane Cook, how ever can I recover? NT by Worm 12/09/2006, 1:05pm PST NEW
                            Recover? Like a floating shit recovering itself back into the colon, recover? NT by Sigmoid Friend 12/09/2006, 1:43pm PST NEW
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                Hi BDR! NT by so obvious 12/09/2006, 5:58pm PST NEW
        Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by co2 12/10/2006, 2:04pm PST NEW
            Re: Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/10/2006, 8:57pm PST NEW
                motherfuckerfoodeater is still an idiot by Entropy Stew 12/10/2006, 9:43pm PST NEW
                    Re: motherfuckerfoodeater is still an idiot by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/10/2006, 10:15pm PST NEW
                        Re: motherfuckerfoodeater is still an idiot by Entropy Stew 12/11/2006, 2:04pm PST NEW
                            Um by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/11/2006, 9:12pm PST NEW
                                Re: as the crow flies by co2 12/11/2006, 11:56pm PST NEW
                                Re: Um by Furcifer 12/12/2006, 10:09am PST NEW
                                    everybody knows you should just stay in the car in these situations by Lifetime Movie Network 12/12/2006, 12:38pm PST NEW
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            Re: Motherfuckerfoodeater is an idiot by Chairman Mao 12/10/2006, 11:41pm PST NEW
    The internet makes you smarter. by Motherhead 12/11/2006, 12:09am PST NEW
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        good point to remeber: real maps only NT by co2 12/11/2006, 11:54am PST NEW
        Google suggests a shortcut through roads that become dangerous in winter NT by Evil Afterall 12/11/2006, 12:37pm PST NEW
    That guy was a relative of a friend of mine. :( NT by laudablepuss 12/11/2006, 12:56pm PST NEW
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        Bear Patrol! NT by Homer Simpson 01/07/2007, 1:20pm PST NEW
        how about "don't leave your fucking car"? NT by common sense guy 01/07/2007, 2:21pm PST NEW
            Re: how about "don't leave your fucking car"? by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/07/2007, 3:20pm PST NEW
        Is this some sort of Asian Media Conspiracy? NT by Worm 01/07/2007, 3:26pm PST NEW
 
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