Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Fat internet polack fails at angsty internet hip.

[quote name="I knew it was you at "croak.""]Someone's dad made some bad fuckups and payed for it with his life. Worm thinks the irony was lost on him. Worm thinks it hadn't occurred to Kim what he did for a living, didn't catalog every single device that would have got him out of there in agonizing detail while crawling on his hands and knees, for days. Fucking days, Worm. You couldn't even clean your basement, you lazy shit-stain. It doesn't surprise me you can't relate to what that guy endured before he died. Instead you scan the event with the shrewd eye of a keen, calibrated precision tuned observation machine: "GRULFG!?! He's a TECH EDITOR with no GPS or CELL PHONE?!?!? LOLS!!!" I'M MAKING A NECKLESS OUT OF TEETH, TEE HEE OH MY HOO BOY EDGY LIKE SCAT PORN AND DONKEY PUNCH CRETIN THAT I AM" You're every the bad sketch comedy internet mongoloid stereotype. And then snickering at how stupid the guy was for being not staying with the car, you know, to passively watch his family suffer for his mistakes. There should be a special kind of stomach cancer for you, Worm. I never even heard of the fucking guy until all this shit happened, Worm, and the truth is I don't give a fuck about him. But that guy was actually good for something. You? No. You're just a piece of shit, Worm. [/quote]