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| I asked ray (part 1). by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 3:45pm PST | ||||
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| Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:34:03 PM): WOW CHAT
Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:34:15 PM): a/s/l? Juh-howh Cable (3:34:19 PM): WOW Juh-howh Cable (3:34:22 PM): So where's everyone else? :( (3:34:35 PM) Ray, a being of pure light has entered the room. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:34:42 PM): WOW THE CHAT IS HOPPING NOW Juh-howh Cable (3:34:47 PM): YAY Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:34:51 PM): this is cookin Juh-howh Cable (3:34:54 PM): So what happened with sasy? Ray, a being of pure light (3:34:56 PM): with gas (3:35:12 PM) mrkdwtsn has entered the room. mrkdwtsn (3:35:15 PM): hello! Juh-howh Cable (3:35:18 PM): Yay. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:35:22 PM): it's a chat room, Mark Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:35:29 PM): we're chatting, okay? Juh-howh Cable (3:35:29 PM): Send in the CLOWNS Juh-howh Cable (3:35:31 PM): Oh wait. Juh-howh Cable (3:35:33 PM): They're already here. :( mrkdwtsn (3:35:39 PM): :( mrkdwtsn (3:36:05 PM): So is there a moderator or topic of debate? Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:36:05 PM): so far this log won't be very interesting :( Ray, a being of pure light (3:36:08 PM): she was taller than I was, Jhoh. It was disorienting Ray, a being of pure light (3:36:13 PM): I think you should find yourself a shorter girl and see how you like that. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:36:15 PM): ah here we go! Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:36:33 PM): so no shower crying then? Juh-howh Cable (3:36:41 PM): There are no shorter girls. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:36:53 PM): haha Ray, a being of pure light (3:36:54 PM): median height for women is 5'4 in the US mrkdwtsn (3:37:07 PM): how tall are you Jhoh? Juh-howh Cable (3:37:36 PM): I don't even know. :( mrkdwtsn (3:37:37 PM): 5'2? Juh-howh Cable (3:37:45 PM): Maybe that or 5'4". Ray, a being of pure light (3:37:49 PM): tell us the moel of your fridge Ray, a being of pure light (3:37:52 PM): model Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:37:57 PM): we got a um Juh-howh Cable (3:37:58 PM): It's tall. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:38:02 PM): not a fridgedaire Juh-howh Cable (3:38:03 PM): The fridge is taller than me. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:38:07 PM): the other kind Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:38:25 PM): ot' Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:38:33 PM): it's stainless steel, though, I know that much Ray, a being of pure light (3:38:45 PM): the convenience store where you buy cigs will have a guage by thedoor mrkdwtsn (3:38:48 PM): okay, this is probably a long enough fridge digression Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:39:20 PM): yeah, I agree Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:39:24 PM): let me tell you about the grill mrkdwtsn (3:39:32 PM): still too big? Ray, a being of pure light (3:39:32 PM): no one cried in any shower Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:39:41 PM): I think we're getting used to it mrkdwtsn (3:39:47 PM): did anything notable happen in the shower? Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:39:49 PM): still haven't hooked it up, though (rained all weekend) Juh-howh Cable (3:40:09 PM): Did sasy have a great time? Ray, a being of pure light (3:41:00 PM): her LJ which I can't read described it as "SUCCESS" Ray, a being of pure light (3:41:11 PM): then an exclamation point like this ! Juh-howh Cable (3:41:19 PM): I saw that. mrkdwtsn (3:41:22 PM): As in she came without the use of a vibe? Juh-howh Cable (3:41:28 PM): No. Juh-howh Cable (3:41:31 PM): She's not capable of that. :( mrkdwtsn (3:41:44 PM): :( mrkdwtsn (3:41:57 PM): It's always sad to see a girl like that Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:42:09 PM): yeah, sad Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:42:14 PM): and... arousing? Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:42:17 PM): no, just sad Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:42:56 PM): so are all questions answered now? Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:43:02 PM): except, of course, "WHY?!" Ray, a being of pure light (3:43:52 PM): she has a powerful imagination Ray, a being of pure light (3:44:31 PM): which maybe can serve as an answer to the last TWO questions Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:45:13 PM): you know who are also good at sex and then leaving afterwards and DON'T have LJs or public records of past exploits? Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:45:16 PM): hookers Juh-howh Cable (3:45:39 PM): Does imagination take her places that she couldn't regularly go? Juh-howh Cable (3:45:51 PM): Is she kind of skanky? Ray, a being of pure light (3:45:51 PM): it can take you anywhere mrkdwtsn (3:46:07 PM): Yes, yes, we've all seen reading rainbow Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:46:17 PM): is that with Jordy LaForge? mrkdwtsn (3:46:20 PM): YES Ray, a being of pure light (3:46:21 PM): yeah Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:46:31 PM): I'm waiting for confirmation from Jhoh mrkdwtsn (3:46:46 PM): he shows you that imagination is the spaceship and books are the hatch Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:47:12 PM): into the cold vaccuum of space/ Ray, a being of pure light (3:47:18 PM): I'd like to see him extend that analogy, imaginatively Ray, a being of pure light (3:47:30 PM): wait why is Jhoh asking if she's kind of skanky? Ray, a being of pure light (3:47:37 PM): he's met her Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:48:34 PM): well, she's probably gotten even skankier since then Ray, a being of pure light (3:49:18 PM): she dresses very well Juh-howh Cable (3:50:06 PM): Levar Burton (who played Geordi Laforge on TNG) was on Reading Rainbow yes. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:50:12 PM): oh Juh-howh Cable (3:50:34 PM): And yes I'm wondering if she still has stubble in her asscrack or what. Juh-howh Cable (3:50:43 PM): And on her legs and big cuts and bruises on her legs and ass. Ray, a being of pure light (3:51:26 PM): public stubble grows like a beard, it can only stay smooth for a day or two Ray, a being of pure light (3:51:37 PM): *pubic Ray, a being of pure light (3:51:38 PM): haha mrkdwtsn (3:51:59 PM): very apt Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:52:56 PM): is she one of those "cutters?" Juh-howh Cable (3:53:00 PM): So yes then. Juh-howh Cable (3:53:10 PM): That's pretty disgusting. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:53:22 PM): What kind of skanky ass hooker would not constantly shave their pussy ass (and tits). Ray, a being of pure light (3:54:11 PM): in person, she was not skanky or ugly at all Ray, a being of pure light (3:54:21 PM): she cuts her hair Juh-howh Cable (3:54:22 PM): So she's a good person. Ray, a being of pure light (3:54:49 PM): are YOU... a good person? >:( Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:54:56 PM): I know I try to be Juh-howh Cable (3:55:03 PM): Deep down inside. Juh-howh Cable (3:55:05 PM): No. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:55:16 PM): She's clean and sober. Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:55:22 PM): how many frequent flier miles do you have to rack up before losing your good person standing? Ray, a being of pure light (3:55:31 PM): the drinking age in Ontario is 19 Juh-howh Cable (3:55:34 PM): Probably a million. O_O Juh-howh Cable (3:55:47 PM): Wow she had an incentive to go to Canada. Ray, a being of pure light (3:56:11 PM): yes we are doing a lot here to attract american tourists Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:56:33 PM): if she wants to marry Tiernuhny, she can do it there Ray, a being of pure light (3:57:57 PM): then everyone can get drunk legally Juh-howh Cable (3:58:35 PM): Yay! Juh-howh Cable (3:58:47 PM): But they have to go to Vegas to get porn star autographs. Juh-howh Cable (3:59:05 PM): Tewt you should make a little call to the mayor of Las Vegas and see if he can shut down the porn awards, just to ruin her vacation. Ray, a being of pure light (3:59:17 PM): aww Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:59:20 PM): "Your asshole has been measured at 25 cm, a new record!!! - Jenna Jameson." Juh-howh Cable (3:59:23 PM): And her life. :( mrkdwtsn (3:59:51 PM): why is she going, by the way mrkdwtsn (3:59:55 PM): just for laughs? Ray, a being of pure light (4:00:08 PM): yeah for fun Juh-howh Cable (4:02:10 PM): Sounds fun. Ray, a being of pure light (4:02:16 PM): you should go Ray, a being of pure light (4:02:31 PM): she flew out today, go fly out to meet her Juh-howh Cable (4:02:38 PM): If applying for Part-Time, specify hours desired Juh-howh Cable (4:02:40 PM): What should I put? :( mrkdwtsn (4:02:42 PM): There might be a market for someone like you jhoh Juh-howh Cable (4:02:45 PM): Hours per day or per week or what? Ray, a being of pure light (4:03:00 PM): hours of the day Ray, a being of pure light (4:03:06 PM): they aren't asking you for a number Juh-howh Cable (4:03:11 PM): So any. Ray, a being of pure light (4:03:22 PM): in theory yes Ray, a being of pure light (4:05:13 PM): there should be lots of women in the transciption field Ray, a being of pure light (4:05:41 PM): I suggest buying a proper bed Juh-howh Cable (4:06:07 PM): What do I put for my major/subject in high school? :( Ray, a being of pure light (4:06:11 PM): just let Jsoh have the old one to himself mrkdwtsn (4:06:12 PM): I meant a market for a Jhoh like talent in the porn field Ray, a being of pure light (4:06:19 PM): creative writing Juh-howh Cable (4:07:34 PM): So what did you do with sasy? Ray, a being of pure light (4:07:54 PM): I enjoyed her company Juh-howh Cable (4:08:04 PM): I hear she hated it. :( Ray, a being of pure light (4:08:40 PM): anything's possible Ray, a being of pure light (4:09:56 PM): Like I said in a post (SO LONG AGO), her emotions are hers to sort out. Juh-howh Cable (4:14:03 PM): So did she do that? :( Juh-howh Cable (4:16:14 PM): Did she get any emotions sorted out during the visit? Juh-howh Cable (4:16:39 PM): Or did she, alternatively, go down on a yak and lick a horse's nut sack, etc. :( Ray, a being of pure light (4:17:49 PM): she seemed rejuvenated by the experience Juh-howh Cable (4:18:06 PM): The nut sack part? Ray, a being of pure light (4:18:48 PM): NO! ... JERK! >:( mrkdwtsn (4:19:17 PM): what did you guys do, besides the obvious? Ray, a being of pure light (4:20:13 PM): we tried making tea with pot, because her tonsils are bad Ray, a being of pure light (4:20:18 PM): it came out just meh Juh-howh Cable (4:20:32 PM): In an attempt to scare people off sex and drugs forever. mrkdwtsn (4:20:38 PM): you need to boil it in milk or butter Juh-howh Cable (4:20:55 PM): Buttermilk. Ray, a being of pure light (4:20:59 PM): hmm that is a step we did not come close to doing Juh-howh Cable (4:21:08 PM): Just milk sasy of her vaguely disturbing-tasting breast milk. Ray, a being of pure light (4:21:20 PM): I just dumped it in next to a sac of Red Rose Juh-howh Cable (4:21:24 PM): Coincidentally I hear chicks who get breast implants lactate more easily. mrkdwtsn (4:21:26 PM): thc is only marginally water soluble Juh-howh Cable (4:21:31 PM): And at the same time, sasy lactates more easily. mrkdwtsn (4:21:34 PM): otherwise bongs wouldn't work Ray, a being of pure light (4:21:42 PM): ok that makes sense Ray, a being of pure light (4:21:52 PM): and there's oil or something in milk mrkdwtsn (4:22:02 PM): yeah Ray, a being of pure light (4:22:43 PM): we watched the Office and Gervais's Animals standup Juh-howh Cable (4:23:22 PM): Did she love it? Juh-howh Cable (4:23:30 PM): Even though she seemed confused most of the time? Ray, a being of pure light (4:23:46 PM): I thought she got it fine Juh-howh Cable (4:23:53 PM): Okay. Juh-howh Cable (4:23:58 PM): She didn't, you just thought she did. ;-; Ray, a being of pure light (4:23:59 PM): it's not the kind of show where you can pretend to laugh if you don't get it Ray, a being of pure light (4:24:16 PM): OR IS IT Juh-howh Cable (4:24:41 PM): Maybe sasy has certain abilities. Ray, a being of pure light (4:25:02 PM): DECEPTIVE abilities Ray, a being of pure light (4:25:33 PM): I imposed my shitty musical tastes on her. Ray, a being of pure light (4:26:06 PM): MIA's Arular, I'm told it's "coke music" Juh-howh Cable (4:26:13 PM): She likes gangsta rap. Ray, a being of pure light (4:26:20 PM): So I hear Juh-howh Cable (4:26:45 PM): Did she like Ricky Gervais things because she figured it would make you like her though? Ray, a being of pure light (4:26:47 PM): I played her some obscure Halifax mid-90s gangsta rap Juh-howh Cable (4:26:52 PM): That might help force a few harder laffs out. Ray, a being of pure light (4:26:57 PM): but it didn't take Ray, a being of pure light (4:28:26 PM): I read her (the illustrated version of) Neil Gaiman's Coraline Ray, a being of pure light (4:29:41 PM): I already liked her by the time Ricky came onto the scene Juh-howh Cable (4:30:20 PM): Why? Juh-howh Cable (4:33:34 PM): HELO Juh-howh Cable (4:33:37 PM): Why did you like her? Juh-howh Cable (4:33:39 PM): At any point? :( Ray, a being of pure light (4:34:43 PM): a lot of reasons Juh-howh Cable (4:34:49 PM): Like? Ray, a being of pure light (4:35:32 PM): she's funny, acerbically funny, for one, and that would probably be enough on its own Juh-howh Cable (4:35:54 PM): No she isn't. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:35:59 PM): I mean................... okay. Juh-howh Cable (4:37:16 PM): What else? ^_6 Juh-howh Cable (4:37:17 PM): ^_^ Ray, a being of pure light (4:37:53 PM): In all those 100 pages of logs, you never laughed at anything she said? Ray, a being of pure light (4:38:38 PM): I showed her the bink insanity LJ entry and she homed in on the bathroom part right away mrkdwtsn (4:38:56 PM): i forget this one, link? Juh-howh Cable (4:39:00 PM): I never did no. Juh-howh Cable (4:39:08 PM): He kept kitty litter in the bathtub. Juh-howh Cable (4:39:13 PM): Sasy did something like that herself. mrkdwtsn (4:40:18 PM): why did he put it in the bathtub? Ray, a being of pure light (4:40:23 PM): Light: Yeah, I see just now that you upped that. I'll listen to it Ray, a being of pure light: did you see bink's insanity memorabilia? binky/57420.html">http://www.livejournal.com/users/Binky/57420.html Ray, a being of pure light (4:40:25 PM): Ray, a being of pure light: It's been up almost three full days, I can't get the note out of my head. What does it mean that he crossed out IN THE RESTROOM Ray, a being of pure light (4:40:32 PM): ffs Ray, a being of pure light (4:40:47 PM): anyway, there's the link and the bathroom part was my favorite as well Juh-howh Cable (4:40:48 PM): Because he'd have to take it outside otherwise. mrkdwtsn (4:41:18 PM): oh yeah that one, classic Ray, a being of pure light (4:41:21 PM): in her defense, there was no toilet at the place where she peed outside Juh-howh Cable (4:41:47 PM): Yeah I heard about that. Ray, a being of pure light (4:41:54 PM): I think it's fine for a man to go outside; it's ok for a woman provided she's escorted Juh-howh Cable (4:42:03 PM): Something about wdb's house having no working bathroom and there were bottles of piss being saved up or something. Ray, a being of pure light (4:42:34 PM): see, and I think she didn't fuck him Ray, a being of pure light (4:42:35 PM): too crazy Juh-howh Cable (4:42:43 PM): Also something about her loving wdb and those people, and they will always be friends because they care very very very deeply about each other and love each other. mrkdwtsn (4:42:50 PM): hatred of WDB unites everyone Juh-howh Cable (4:42:55 PM): And she did have sex with one of them. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:42:58 PM): And gogurts. Juh-howh Cable (4:43:12 PM): I think she blew wdb. Juh-howh Cable (4:43:19 PM): Or maybe the other guy or something. Juh-howh Cable (4:43:25 PM): Or both, that's entirely possible. Ray, a being of pure light (4:43:29 PM): haha I'll update the org chart then |
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