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by Choson 12/29/2005, 6:11pm PST |
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So Cassandra is in Canada right now, schtupping Ray of Light of all people, and no one's saying anything about it? What the hell is going on here? Is Cassandra going to work her way steadily through all seventeen posters here? Has she officially replaced Veronica as the Official Cursed Vagina of Caltrops? Is there some sort of queue that's formed, some kind of number you're supposed to take that I wasn't informed of?
NOW SERVING 418. SERVING 418.
I thought Ray of Light had more sense than this. If you're going to import 19 year old pussy, at least try and make sure it hasn't been thoroughly reamed by a near-infinite line of drug addicts, gassy teacher assistants, pedophile oil barons, and Creexul. Creexul. She got dumped by a shut-in WOW addict who couldn't even keep it up for her. He seriously couldn't find someone with those same dubious qualifications in his own country? It's....it's....
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Cassandra checks another Caltrops regular off her list, who's next? by Choson 12/29/2005, 6:11pm PST 
I think I need to see some IM logs before I believe this. NT by Fullofkittens 12/29/2005, 7:32pm PST
Stop fucking with the curtains, fag. I want to believe...! NT by Bodybag 12/29/2005, 7:56pm PST
Re: Stop fucking with the curtains, fag. I want to believe...! by Choson 12/29/2005, 9:53pm PST
Sounds like someone is some kind of promise breaker. NT by Worm 12/29/2005, 10:00pm PST
Worm: Having no clue what the fuck he's talking about since 1985 by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/29/2005, 11:48pm PST
So, something isn't like it sounds like for once. by Worm 12/30/2005, 12:25am PST
Another entry in the dramatis personae. by Fussbett 12/29/2005, 11:48pm PST
Fussbett defends friend and fails miserably NT by While Ray is noticeably silent 12/30/2005, 4:25am PST
That was a defence?! by Fussbett 12/30/2005, 11:24am PST
Wow, thanks for showing me NT by Oh backpeddling bastard 01/01/2006, 1:35pm PST
Fussbett: peddler of backs. NT by corax 01/01/2006, 4:36pm PST
Fussbett on Fussbett by Fussbett 01/01/2006, 4:49pm PST
Me thinks thou protest too much, backpedaller NT by You backpedaller! 01/05/2006, 1:47pm PST
Wow NT by Just...wow 12/29/2005, 10:52pm PST
Sloppy Creexul seconds? by I never thought that would happen 12/29/2005, 10:53pm PST
Also: his failure to ejaculate NT by It didn't 12/30/2005, 8:09am PST
Re: Cassandra checks another Caltrops regular off her list, who's next? by Ray, always happy to be getting ink 12/30/2005, 10:16am PST
So write a good post NT by Anti-hero 12/30/2005, 11:11am PST
He's too busy compressing all that video. NT by corax 12/30/2005, 9:48pm PST
I wonder if he talks dirty to her through the megaphone. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/30/2005, 12:01pm PST
No, he doesn't want her to crash the car. NT by up with pod people 01/01/2006, 8:40pm PST
Whoa NT by Keanu Reeves 12/30/2005, 4:39pm PST
I guess it's none of our business. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/30/2005, 6:07pm PST
woah there fag, EASY ON THE GAY by cassandra 12/30/2005, 7:46pm PST
TEH FUTURE OF CLAPTROPS by Chemdem 12/31/2005, 9:48pm PST
you replaced "Veronica" with "Cassandra" and changed nothing else, good job NT by Caltrops 01/01/2006, 12:24am PST
That was terrible by I need clarification 01/01/2006, 3:32pm PST
Why would anyone want to do that? NT by Creexul :( 01/01/2006, 1:53am PST
Umm, you don't have a whole lot of credibility here. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/01/2006, 2:09am PST
CROWN STATUS? NT by Creexul :( 01/02/2006, 5:01am PST
Oh DAYUM he juss got /played. NT by Bodyblack. 01/02/2006, 1:32pm PST
Wow, I leave for a week and a half and the whole place goes to hell (again) by I need clarification 01/01/2006, 2:53pm PST
Oh, and happy new year. :) NT by I need clarification 01/01/2006, 3:30pm PST
You're a mean person. :( NT by Worm 01/01/2006, 4:35pm PST
So how did that go? I don't think it's mentioned on sasy's journal. by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 9:43am PST
Let's just go through her whole journal here. by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 9:48am PST
We look forward to profiting from you, Cassandra! NT by Strip club owners/heroin dealers 01/05/2006, 11:15am PST
strippers and drugs are the kinds of indescretion i laud :( NT by cassandra 01/05/2006, 11:25am PST
then again you practically dedicated a journal to me by cassandra 01/05/2006, 11:18am PST
INCOMPLETE without my school paper >:( NT by cassandra 01/05/2006, 11:27am PST
I thought I was done with Sasy but this is too dumb to ignore by I need clarification 01/05/2006, 12:55pm PST
uh oh by Fabsy 01/07/2006, 5:16am PST
Re: uh oh by Crasskin 01/09/2006, 1:59am PST
it's pretty indiscreet to post about that kind of stuff to gay livejournal :( NT by cassandra 01/05/2006, 11:17am PST
Okay. NT by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 2:37pm PST
Re: it's pretty indiscreet to post about that kind of stuff to gay livejournal : by Ray of Light 01/05/2006, 3:22pm PST
Updated my LJ NT by The Nameless One 01/06/2006, 3:50pm PST
I asked ray (part 1). by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 3:45pm PST
Part 2! by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 4:01pm PST
Retribution by Fussbett 01/05/2006, 4:12pm PST
Can Kthor come back now? We're all freinds again NT by strawberry shortcake 01/05/2006, 4:19pm PST
He still thinks she's deeply good probably. NT by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 4:22pm PST
Nope, still gone. Sorry! Working. NT by kthor special guest appearance 01/05/2006, 4:31pm PST
Re: Nope, still gone. Sorry! Working. by QB? 01/06/2006, 11:33am PST
He's getting married (too) and Sasy is invited to the wedding. NT by I need clarification 01/05/2006, 4:35pm PST
AND THE HONEYMOON HEH NT by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 4:41pm PST
Kthr reads the thread. by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 4:43pm PST
Part 3! TETRABUTION by Ray of Light 01/05/2006, 6:18pm PST
Re: Part 3! TETRABUTION by Creexul :( 01/05/2006, 9:19pm PST
Mystery solved...? by bink 01/06/2006, 9:28pm PST
Mystery remains by Fussbett 01/06/2006, 9:38pm PST
mysteries explored in ancient logs by Ray,always happy to be getting bink 01/07/2006, 1:26am PST
Re: mysteries explored in ancient logs by bink 01/07/2006, 9:38pm PST
I'm still fascinated. by Fussbett 01/07/2006, 11:40pm PST
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