Fussbett wrote:

FABIO wrote:

Never forget that FABIO counts the addition of bicycles in GTA:SA as a demerit point.

BMX bikes: the quintessential cool to 12 year olds. As great as that is, I already get my fix from other sources.

It's so hilarious that you're still hating BMXes based on their lack of coolness.

Also telling was how you threw in a diss to the Faggio moped in Vice City. Putting the moped into that game was brilliant, but you can't see it of course, since it's not cool enough for the coolest kid in town, the FABIOster. It created a moment at least once in the game where you desperately needed a vehicle and it was all you could grab, so you scream "OH FUCKING CHRIST" at the TV and hop on for a hilarious end to, or escape from an exciting chase. Similarly, there is inevitably a time in Vice City where you'd kill some poor sap while on a Faggio, and love it because it's insulting and funny. Second lastly, killing people riding Faggios: even you have to see the value of that. And finally, Faggio's in car accidents.

BONUS COMEDY POINT: Damaging the Faggio to the point of fire, where you could then make the joke of calling it a "flaming Faggio".