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On being cool. by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 1:10pm PDT
FABIO wrote:

Never forget that FABIO counts the addition of bicycles in GTA:SA as a demerit point.


BMX bikes: the quintessential cool to 12 year olds. As great as that is, I already get my fix from other sources.

It's so hilarious that you're still hating BMXes based on their lack of coolness.

Also telling was how you threw in a diss to the Faggio moped in Vice City. Putting the moped into that game was brilliant, but you can't see it of course, since it's not cool enough for the coolest kid in town, the FABIOster. It created a moment at least once in the game where you desperately needed a vehicle and it was all you could grab, so you scream "OH FUCKING CHRIST" at the TV and hop on for a hilarious end to, or escape from an exciting chase. Similarly, there is inevitably a time in Vice City where you'd kill some poor sap while on a Faggio, and love it because it's insulting and funny. Second lastly, killing people riding Faggios: even you have to see the value of that. And finally, Faggio's in car accidents.

BONUS COMEDY POINT: Damaging the Faggio to the point of fire, where you could then make the joke of calling it a "flaming Faggio".
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GTA: San Andreas by Fussbett 09/26/2004, 2:26pm PDT NEW
    DEAR FOOSBET by luv_manko 10/04/2004, 9:59pm PDT NEW
        Re: DEAR FOOSBET by Worm 10/04/2004, 10:09pm PDT NEW
        didn't I ask the same thing months ago? by FABIO 10/04/2004, 10:31pm PDT NEW
            You did. by luv_manko 10/04/2004, 11:12pm PDT NEW
            ANSWERS FOR YOU TOO by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 3:27am PDT NEW
                Re: ANSWERS FOR YOU TOO by FABIO 10/05/2004, 11:11am PDT NEW
                    On being cool. by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 1:10pm PDT NEW
                        Re: On being cool. by FABIO 10/05/2004, 6:37pm PDT NEW
                        GUESS WHO WON'T BE DRIVING THE LAWNMOWER by luv_manko 10/08/2004, 4:51pm PDT NEW
        ANSWERS by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 3:10am PDT NEW
            Re: ANSWERS by FABIO 10/05/2004, 4:25am PDT NEW
    Map Size by Raised 10/12/2004, 9:13pm PDT NEW
        That doesn't look 5x to me :( by Fussbett 10/13/2004, 10:15am PDT NEW
            Re: That doesn't look 5x to me :( by laudablepuss 10/13/2004, 10:57am PDT NEW
                Re: That doesn't look 5x to me :( by Rafiki 10/13/2004, 12:17pm PDT NEW
            Geometry by Raised 10/13/2004, 11:11am PDT NEW
                Re: Geometry by CattleHumper 10/13/2004, 12:20pm PDT NEW
        I can see my house from here! by I need clarification 10/13/2004, 12:27pm PDT NEW
 
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