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ANSWERS FOR YOU TOO by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 3:27am PDT
FABIO wrote:

luv_manko wrote:

Whatever some creexulesque persons might think, THIS will be the BGE (best game evar). However, something bothered me while I was jerking off to the trailers, I mean, like dumbfounded virgin grasping a luscious tit, *I shouldn't even have time to reach my cock before blowing my load*, and I did. I think I just figured out what is tarnishing my level of excitement for San Andreas.. Vice City had a lot going for it, like the 80's theme with all the obligatory pink neon, coke snorting, cold war paranoia, cheesy music and general naive attitude; also a heavy reliance on references to cult classics like SCARFACE and Miami Vice...

Now, I ask you, what does 90's Los Angeles have to offer?


I did.

While I wonder how Fussbett cannot get excited over Chaos marines summoning their buildings from the pits of hell itself, he wonders how I cannot get worked up over feeding my character, changing his clothes to fit the occasion, and basically playing the same 3 year old game with three new vehicles and a worse setting added.

And after the Chaos summon the buildings FROM HELL, the buildings produce... Space Marines... but scarier. Besides, I said I was going to tackle Chaos next YOU FUCKING LIAR, POST THE LOG, LIAR.

Never forget that FABIO counts the addition of bicycles in GTA:SA as a demerit point. Because they're less cool than the mopeds of Vice City. FABIO is concerned about his street cred in a virtual world yet fears the barbershop mechanic of GTA: SA as not fun. I predict FABIO will be getting his haircut much more than I, always worried about looking cool, while I will be popping wheelie after wheelie.

Now let's take more looks at the game FABIO doesn't want to play.



On ramps. Can you people not see what these wide open spaces are going to be like during chases?



Lombard Street. C'mon.



Look at the extensive use of freeways. High speed chases ending in motherfuckers are getting RAMMED off that shit.
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GTA: San Andreas by Fussbett 09/26/2004, 2:26pm PDT NEW
    DEAR FOOSBET by luv_manko 10/04/2004, 9:59pm PDT NEW
        Re: DEAR FOOSBET by Worm 10/04/2004, 10:09pm PDT NEW
        didn't I ask the same thing months ago? by FABIO 10/04/2004, 10:31pm PDT NEW
            You did. by luv_manko 10/04/2004, 11:12pm PDT NEW
            ANSWERS FOR YOU TOO by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 3:27am PDT NEW
                Re: ANSWERS FOR YOU TOO by FABIO 10/05/2004, 11:11am PDT NEW
                    On being cool. by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 1:10pm PDT NEW
                        Re: On being cool. by FABIO 10/05/2004, 6:37pm PDT NEW
                        GUESS WHO WON'T BE DRIVING THE LAWNMOWER by luv_manko 10/08/2004, 4:51pm PDT NEW
        ANSWERS by Fussbett 10/05/2004, 3:10am PDT NEW
            Re: ANSWERS by FABIO 10/05/2004, 4:25am PDT NEW
    Map Size by Raised 10/12/2004, 9:13pm PDT NEW
        That doesn't look 5x to me :( by Fussbett 10/13/2004, 10:15am PDT NEW
            Re: That doesn't look 5x to me :( by laudablepuss 10/13/2004, 10:57am PDT NEW
                Re: That doesn't look 5x to me :( by Rafiki 10/13/2004, 12:17pm PDT NEW
            Geometry by Raised 10/13/2004, 11:11am PDT NEW
                Re: Geometry by CattleHumper 10/13/2004, 12:20pm PDT NEW
        I can see my house from here! by I need clarification 10/13/2004, 12:27pm PDT NEW
 
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