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Wacky fun by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 1:28am PDT
Senor Barborito wrote:

....to chatting up everyone at one of my family's reunions.


Not only do you pick a social environment, but the ass end of the social dictum, a forced gathering. I'm sure the rest of the family loves having the token non compos mentis at gatherings 'chatting everyone up.' I can see the cringes, the angry glares from one relative to the poor victim stupid enough to have hazarded the eye contact with the 'odd' cousin, forced by rigid social graces to suffer through yet another coversation.

Real Example: "HEARD OF DESCARTES! HE'S GOING TO SAVE HUMANITY WITH SOCIALIST LOVE!!! DON'T TOUCH THE CHEESE! IT IS A GOVERNMENT PLANT. AYIEEE! I'VE GOT A WEBSITE. NO WAREZ! NONE!!! DO YOU DENY MY FRESHMAKER!? HUHRHLURGLE..." This followed by an exposing of genetalia to prove it does have the extra 'ram' upgrade and setting fire to the buffet table giving everyone the evil eye.

You're the story relatives use to scare and chastise the children, 'Billy, brush your teeth or you'll grow up to be cRaZy like your cousin SB!', The bogeyman beneath their bed and every a family reunion you grace them with nutty repartee to offer up yet more fodder to maintain the mythos. You see those 'dendrites' of yours are so strong they're now processing your level of crazy with the superhuman power four lunatics instead of merely one.
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BIG DEPRESSING STORY LOG by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 12:06am PDT NEW
    Heh by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 12:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Heh by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 12:44am PDT NEW
            I agree. NT by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 1:02am PDT NEW
        Wacky fun by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 1:28am PDT NEW
            Actually by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 3:24am PDT NEW
                Re: Actually by Mischief Shai-hulud 08/17/2003, 11:52am PDT NEW
        Thread mechanics by Fussbett 08/17/2003, 3:48am PDT NEW
            Yes, that is my nature. by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 4:05am PDT NEW
    POSSIBLY MORE DEPRESSING SEQUEL by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 12:48am PDT NEW
        CREEXUL JUSTIFIED NT by creativepig 08/17/2003, 1:53pm PDT NEW
            With a fucking bullet NT by Entropy Stew 08/17/2003, 3:48pm PDT NEW
    Re: BIG DEPRESSING STORY LOG by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 9:14am PDT NEW
        Re: BIG DEPRESSING STORY LOG by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 11:00am PDT NEW
            Nice way to avoid the topic of GETTING OUT NT by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 11:23am PDT NEW
                I agree. NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 11:24am PDT NEW
                    Re: I agree. by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 11:39am PDT NEW
                        Re: I agree. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I agree. by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 4:14pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I agree. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                                    Dude by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 5:49pm PDT NEW
                                        WE ARE READY TO ROCK NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 6:06pm PDT NEW
    I hope you're completely full of bullshit by Entropy Stew 08/17/2003, 3:51pm PDT NEW
        Re: I hope you're completely full of bullshit by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 5:05pm PDT NEW
 
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