Caltrops - Cabaret Voltron - Re: BIG DEPRESSING STORY LOG

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by Essen Sie ScheiÃŸe 08/17/2003, 9:14am PDT

Oh come on. If this isn't a steaming pile of pigshit I'll volunteer to let SB play gerbil with his ass in my rear. This weirdly agoraphobic set of 22 year olds held in isolation because they 'went to retard' school and due to apathy are not cuckholds to a mother funneling social security checks? Excuse me. Only -Josh- went to the land of the Down's Syndrome and thus is the only one getting SSI. I can only surmise on the utter DUMBFUCKITUDE of John playing at martyring himself in a game of 'Flowers in the Attic' only this isn't a ghost written novel for a dead woman, but a shitty -faux- AIM confessional.

Jesus Christ, unless you and your brother are morbidly obese and/or autistic to the point of catatonia get the fuck out. There are a shitload of social programs, so don't even fucking dicker there, shelters if need be and social security nets for seeing people like your drool baby brother on their own. One call, one fucking gesture would see your door locking mommy change her ways and social services in there with the velocity it takes for light to escape the cavernous pit between your god damn ears for MAKING THIS SHIT UP.

So prove me wrong, force SB to vaseline up my cheeks. Otherwise this farcical parody is old hash shit.