Forum Overview :: Cabaret Voltron :: Wacky fun

[quote name="Essen Sie Scheiße "][quote name="Senor Barborito"]....to chatting up everyone at one of my family's reunions. [/quote] Not only do you pick a social environment, but the ass end of the social dictum, a forced gathering. I'm sure the rest of the family loves having the token non compos mentis at gatherings 'chatting everyone up.' I can see the cringes, the angry glares from one relative to the poor victim stupid enough to have hazarded the eye contact with the 'odd' cousin, forced by rigid social graces to suffer through yet another coversation. Real Example: "HEARD OF DESCARTES! HE'S GOING TO SAVE HUMANITY WITH SOCIALIST LOVE!!! DON'T TOUCH THE CHEESE! IT IS A GOVERNMENT PLANT. AYIEEE! I'VE GOT A WEBSITE. NO WAREZ! NONE!!! DO YOU DENY MY FRESHMAKER!? HUHRHLURGLE..." This followed by an exposing of genetalia to prove it does have the extra 'ram' upgrade and setting fire to the buffet table giving everyone the evil eye. You're the story relatives use to scare and chastise the children, 'Billy, brush your teeth or you'll grow up to be cRaZy like your cousin SB!', The bogeyman beneath their bed and every a family reunion you grace them with nutty repartee to offer up yet more fodder to maintain the mythos. You see those 'dendrites' of yours are so strong they're now processing your level of crazy with the superhuman power four lunatics instead of merely one. [/quote]