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by Fussbett 07/01/2003, 2:22pm PDT |
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Jhoh Cable: People are going to melt when they see this.
Jhoh Cable: It'll be like the Ark being opened.
Jhoh Cable: Lightning bolts will shoot out of the game, into people's eyeballs.
Jhoh Cable: Because no one will be perfect enough for this game.
Jhoh Cable: If Half-Life was the best thing ever created by human beings, then Half-Life 2 will be better than that. :(
Sanitario666: At least René Belloq will die first.
Sanitario666: And most grotesquely.
Jhoh Cable: Who is that? :(
Jhoh Cable: Belloq sounds like a pretty absurd name.
Sanitario666: That's the main bad Nazi in Raiders.
Jhoh Cable: Oh yeah.
Sanitario666: Well wait, he wasn't a Nazi, he was an architect too.
Sanitario666: But a Nazi buddy.
Jhoh Cable: DARN
Jhoh Cable: What about the guy with the thing burned into his hand?
Sanitario666: Colonel Something something.
Jhoh Cable: Yeah.
Jhoh Cable: Wutever!
Jhoh Cable: Valve made a totally new engine.
Jhoh Cable: It will be time to fuck shit up.
Jhoh Cable: If people will be able to make mods for HL 2 as easily as HL, then that will be more fucking crazy.
Sanitario666: CS2.
Jhoh Cable: TFC2 would be cool too.
Sanitario666: Yeah, WHERES THAT, VALVE?!?
Jhoh Cable: Well I don't care about that now. :)!
Jhoh Cable: I will join millions of people going insane waiting for Half-Life 2. :(
Jhoh Cable: Funny Arcade isn't saying anything about HL2.
Jhoh Cable: Because of some kind of legal trouble.
Jhoh Cable: Also: not cool enough to like Half-Life. >:O
Jhoh Cable: Other people on [the Penny-Arcade] board, who like HL, are saying that Doom 3 is going to be like buried.
Jhoh Cable: Just like when Sin was being released.
Jhoh Cable: Sin and Shogo and shit like that, and suddenly Half-Life comes out.
Jhoh Cable: And Sin ended up looking like a fucking Quake 2 mod. :(
Josh Cable: half life 2 looks so fucking good
Josh Cable: the new best game ever made
Sanitario666: The best game in my head right now.
Josh Cable: I was willing to wait a few more years for half life 2
Sanitario666: I didn't even know I was waiting. I thought I was waiting for TF2.
Josh Cable: yes
Josh Cable: I wonder if thats still being made
Josh Cable: I dont care anymore of course
Josh Cable: now we will have to change the name of the half life partition on our hard drive to half life 2
Sanitario666: BIG CHANGES in everyone's life.
Josh Cable: the official name of the game should be called Half Life 2: Halo Killer
Josh Cable: or something
Josh Cable: doom 3 killer
Sanitario666: There should just be a national world vote to see if iD should continue to make Doom III, or if instead they should just make it a HL2 mod.
Josh Cable: they modelled gorden to look like me by the way
Josh Cable: thats the whole concept
Josh Cable: game nerd who becomes a merciless butcher
Josh Cable: :)
Josh Cable: that would be amazing if tf2 was released as the half life 2 multiplayer component
Sanitario666: Now you're just getting out of control.
Jhoh Cable: That new Half-Life 2 movie is finally what HL2 needed. :(
Jhoh Cable: http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=11277
Sanitario666: Oh yeah, I saw it, it's awesome. What did HL2 need that the movie showed?
Jhoh Cable: Because the one on IGN sucked.
Jhoh Cable: No sound and it was a bunch of seperated shit.
Jhoh Cable: Meanwhile the Halo 2 movie was getting away with murder.
Jhoh Cable: Showing off ALL the goods in one big segment.
Jhoh Cable: And then the HL2 movie from Gamespot did that also, finally.
Jhoh Cable: Halo 2 = looks like a bunch of blocks put together now.
Jhoh Cable: Half-Life 2 = IT'S LIKE REAL DUDE
Jhoh Cable: SMOKE MORE POT AND JUMP INTO THE GAME
Sanitario666: Ah
Sanitario666: Yes, HL2 is everything I want from a game.
Sanitario666: or a deity.
Jhoh Cable: Indeed.
Jhoh Cable: There was no God.
Jhoh Cable: Then suddenly: Half-Life 2 is made.
Jhoh Cable: Did you see those fuckin things collapsing on the soldiers?
Jhoh Cable: And people getting squished by flying girders.
Sanitario666: The only thing that wasn't astounding was the crowbar animation.
Jhoh Cable: :(
Jhoh Cable: That's true.
Sanitario666: Everything else = UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE
Jhoh Cable: Crowbar animation = he throws a crowbar forward.
Jhoh Cable: WHIP TAHT FUCKIN CROWBAR
Jhoh Cable: I loved the combine soldiers busting in through a window and shit after Freeman blocked the door.
Sanitario666: So good. Like my nightmares.
Sanitario666: RETREAT UP THE STAIRS!!!
Jhoh Cable: Half-Life 2 will be the best nightmare humanity will ever have.
Jhoh Cable: Rip a radiator out of the wall and fling it at some LOOSA.
Sanitario666: I will be modding the fuck out of that engine.
Jhoh Cable: O GOD I DEAD
Jhoh Cable: Horay!
Jhoh Cable: You could possibly make any game out of that engine.
Sanitario666: Exactly.
Sanitario666: I might make Halo 3.
Sanitario666: Or Doom 3: Good Version
Jhoh Cable: Horay!
Jhoh Cable: Halo 3, where it looks like things can actually bend.
Jhoh Cable: Did you see that mattress fall off the wall?
Jhoh Cable: Ragdoll shit.
Jhoh Cable: It's about time someone made it for something other than dead bodies in games. :)
Jhoh Cable: Ragdoll physics are like some of the coolest new shit in games.
Sanitario666: Physics are more important that graphics. Only some people know this though.
Jhoh Cable: Halo 2 will have excellent vehicle physics and shit though, which is why Halo 2 will also be a great game.
Jhoh Cable: It'll be a great gaming game, as far as video gaming goes and shooting shit, it'll probably be one of the best.
Sanitario666: I'm going to make an Assault on Precinct 13 game with HL2. Non-stop door-blocking and retreating.
Jhoh Cable: Then you get the gravity gun.
Jhoh Cable: And you can pick up a house and just fling it at people.
Sanitario666: Pop machines, actually.
Jhoh Cable: Hurrhhre. :)
Jhoh Cable: The guy slammed into the machine via radiator.
Jhoh Cable: Kaflang.
Jhoh Cable: They haven't been working on Halo 2 as long really.
Sanitario666: And then when it hit them, and kills them, cans fly out.
Jhoh Cable: HL2 has been worked on for like two years.
Sanitario666: Huh? HL2 has been worked on for like 4 years.
Jhoh Cable: Oops I meant that.
Jhoh Cable: Actually it's been like 5 years.
Jhoh Cable: I wasn't paying attention to what I was saying and somehow said 2. :(
Sanitario666: Yes, and Halo 2 only 2 years. Gotcha.
Sanitario666: It's harder to develop for the PC though.
Jhoh Cable: Yes.
Jhoh Cable: So HL2 gets more credit. :)
Jhoh Cable: It will be the better game.
Sanitario666: I just thank Allah that I live in a world where I can play HL2 and Halo 2.
Jhoh Cable: Indeed.
Jhoh Cable: Anyway when Half-Life 2 comes out, all we're going to do is talk about how revolutionary it is.
Jhoh Cable: She's like IF YOU WANT MONEY YOU CAN MOW THE LAWN.
Jhoh Cable: Wow, $5!
Sanitario666: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWINS!"
Jhoh Cable: And what if I want something to eat and cigarettes and something to drink.
Sanitario666: You'd have to mow, like, a hundred lawns.
Jhoh Cable: Maybe I want to actually go out and have a good time instead of saying I WOULD LIKE THAT STICK OF GUM BUT IT COSTS 5 CENTS I CAN'T AFFORD THAT BECAUSE I AM SEEING THE ONLY MOVIE I'LL SEE IN A THEATER THIS YEAR
Sanitario666: You better hope they give Half-Life 2 away for free.
Sanitario666: Maybe it'll be such a good game that it will actually pay YOU to play it? Now that's a great bullet point for the box.
Jhoh Cable: I'm buying Half-Life 2 no matter waht.
Jhoh Cable: I know that's worth paying for with every penny I can gather for the next several months.
Jhoh Cable: I do feel sorry for ever FPS that isn't Half-Life 2, or at least Halo 2.
Jhoh Cable: Some people are gonna be like NO MAN, HALO 2 WILL BE THE BEST GAME EVER
Sanitario666: Doom 3 will still do OK finanncially.
Jhoh Cable: I guess.
Jhoh Cable: If it can be run. :(
Sanitario666: But the only thing Duke Nukem had going for it was the "real world interaction" style of play, which HL2 totally owns.
Jhoh Cable: Duke Nukem sucked. :(
Jhoh Cable: Duke Nukem 3D should've been called Motion Sickness.
Jhoh Cable: [article quote from Doug Lombardi, re: HL2 is not delayed]
Jhoh Cable: BUT I READ ON PENNY ARCADE THAT A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE SAID HL2 WOULD BE DELAYED
Sanitario666: If HL2 is delayed, I will kill EVERYONE
Jhoh Cable: Anyone who says HL2 will be delayed is just jealous of the fact that it's going to be the most important game ever.
Jhoh Cable: Those PA dudes don't seem all that excited about Half-Life 2 because they're interested in the latest DDR ultra remix.
Sanitario666: And jokes about Square.
Jhoh Cable: Yes.
Jhoh Cable: AND SONY.
Sanitario666: I think they mentioned GTA:Vice City once.
Sanitario666: Nope, no they didn't.
Jhoh Cable: They mentioned it was released.
Jhoh Cable: That was it.
Sanitario666: It doesn't even exist to them.
Jhoh Cable: It'll be the same with HL2.
Sanitario666: It's BTJ.
Jhoh Cable: Better Than Japan?
Sanitario666: Jap/Japanese, yes.
Sanitario666: They won't admit VC is BTJ.
Sanitario666: Just like they hated Halo.
Sanitario666: HATED it.
Jhoh Cable: The Japanese make games where you play 40 year old men who can fly and the object is to look up 50 skirts in under 5 minutes, and you unlock bonuses for doing it in under 10 seconds.
Jhoh Cable: They hated Halo because it wasn't Japanese.
Jhoh Cable: I think they did mention that Halo 2 looked cool.
Jhoh Cable: I don't think they played Half-Life.
Sanitario666: Later on they admitted that Halo multiplayer was fun, because all their fans were always playing it at the cons and whatever.
Jhoh Cable: And they definitely won't acknowledge the fact that Half-Life really did revolutionize every game you can play today.
Jhoh Cable: Halo multiplayer fun. :(
Sanitario666: Vice City has no multiplayer, so they'll never have to play it with anyone.
Jhoh Cable: It's only fun because you can drive jeeps.
Jhoh Cable: Vice City would be the best multiplayer game.
Jhoh Cable: Half-Life 2 coop actually would be the best multiplayer game.
Jhoh Cable: Because, of course, it's Half-Life 2.
Jhoh Cable: Which will be the best game.
Sanitario666: Hell, HL2 deathmatch is going to be incredible.
Jhoh Cable: My specific friend person is just not interested in Half-Life 2 and doesn't believe that HL2 does things no game has ever done before, and also will create things that every top end game will do after its release.
Sanitario666: Those fucking physics? Throwing radiators at each other?
Jhoh Cable: Yes.
Sanitario666: Pushing shit in front of doors?
Jhoh Cable: Covering people with matresses and beating them with crowbars.
Sanitario666: I'm gonna be ALL OVER that fucking shit for shit's sakes.
Jhoh Cable: You cover up a doorway with a bunch of desks and shit, and then I'll just pick up a desk with the gravity gun and blast it out.
Jhoh Cable: And all that shit will blast all over the place and there'll be pieces of wood and table legs and shrapnel and fluff and debris exploding out at your face.
Sanitario666: I'll be too busy jerking off.
Jhoh Cable: Hurwherhewhrhewew.
Jhoh Cable: That will make it even easier. :)
Sanitario666: ...and then when CS2 comes out I think I'll have to kill myself.
Sanitario666: Because I'll like it too much.
Sanitario666: I DON'T DESERVE TO BE THIS HAPPY.
Jhoh Cable: Yes.
Jhoh Cable: Half-Life 2 will be more important than the middle east.
Jhoh Cable: They might as well stop existing.
Jhoh Cable: Because as soon as Half-Life 2 comes out, I won't care if they all die. :(
Sanitario666: Do you care now?
Jhoh Cable: Well not really. :(
Jhoh Cable: What's hilarious is that they showed a screenshot of Half-Life 2, the one where a Combine soldier is firing through a prison gate thing at an ant lion.
Jhoh Cable: And everyone was like NO, THAT'S NOT REAL.
Jhoh Cable: IT LOOKS TOO REALISTIC AND GOOD.
Jhoh Cable: It turns out, it's not only real, but it's not even a fucking textured area.
Jhoh Cable: The untextured area looks about a billion times better than some game's textured fucking areas.
Sanitario666: I bet that killed a few people dead.
Jhoh Cable: Including some of Halo's really boring identical areas.
Jhoh Cable: Hruewhrewh.
Jhoh Cable: HL2 screenshots kills motherfuckers dead.
Jhoh Cable: Shit.
Jhoh Cable: Imagine getting chased upstairs by dudes, throwing a bunch of debris and random items like desks, tables, chairs, boxes, in front of a doorway.
Jhoh Cable: You start running up the stairs and you look down to see them blast the doorway clear. :(
Jhoh Cable: I'd probably just jump down the stairs and let them kill me so I can do that shit again.
Sanitario666: F6 to quick load
Jhoh Cable: Hhrewhrweh yes.
Jhoh Cable: Half-Life 2 might cure cancer.
Jhoh Cable: I wonder what happens if you kill that combine. :(
Jhoh Cable: When I saw the huge metal thing with big ass metal teeth, I was like, what the fuck is that and what is it doing? And why?
Jhoh Cable: And then when I found out it was like COOL.
Jhoh Cable: I want a garg to show up though. :(
Sanitario666: I don't think he will show up. :(
Jhoh Cable: :(
Sanitario666: But that's ok. If I can't kill it by whipping a radiator at it so that it smashes through a third story window and falls on a fence, which breaks, then I don't care about it.
Jhoh Cable: Hrurhrwehew.
Jhoh Cable: I think the striders are taking over for gargs.
Sanitario666: yex, the new garg.
Jhoh Cable: THERE SHOULD BE A YEX MONSTER
Jhoh Cable: No one wants to say that the black dude scientist in HL1 was a black dude.
Jhoh Cable: And in HL2 he will still be a black dude.
Jhoh Cable: Or at least African-American. :(
Jhoh Cable: I think one of the most fun things possible in HL2 might be to shoot a barrel in midair that a zombie threw at you.
Jhoh Cable: While running.
Jhoh Cable: It's like, I'M SO BADASS I DON'T EVEN NEED TO STOP TO YANK THAT BARREL OUT OF THE AIR.
Jhoh Cable: You'll be like a real life Neo. :)
Jhoh Cable: Half-Life 2 ships in 92 days!
Sanitario666: I CANNOT WAIT THAT LONG.
Jhoh Cable: Yes. :9
Jhoh Cable: Agony.
Jhoh Cable: When Half-Life 2 comes out, I will feel sorry for every other game.
Jhoh Cable: I bet the online play of every single online game will drop on September 30.
Jhoh Cable: And people will notice.
Jhoh Cable: You'll get the fastest download speeds on the internet because of all the free bandwidth.
Sanitario666: All of North America will shut down like when Enix released Dragon Quest 2 [in Japan].
Jhoh Cable: THEY DIED
Sanitario666: And then there will have to be a "Half Life 2 law" that only allows game releases on Sundays.
Sanitario666: To prevent that from happening again.
Jhoh Cable: Halo 2 will be delayed for a year after HL2 comes out.
Sanitario666: HALO 2 IS GOOD YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Jhoh Cable: SOB
Sanitario666: Can I come over and paint smoe chairs so that I may see 28 Days Later?
Jhoh Cable: But you won't be able to block doorways with tables and shit.
Jhoh Cable: YES
Jhoh Cable: You can help us put up the pool.
Sanitario666: No, it's a worse game, but it's still great. :(
Jhoh Cable: You know what's going to be really great about Half-Life 2? You'll be able to aim.
Jhoh Cable: You will be able to aim at what you want to shoot at.
Jhoh Cable: Unlike console games.
Sanitario666: You couldn't do that in HL1?
Sanitario666: Ohhh.
Sanitario666: I can aim with console controllers. I'm THAT GOOD.
Jhoh Cable: WOW
Jhoh Cable: Well I can too of course ah ha ha ha. |
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Well we don't really need the question marks there anymore. by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 11:32am PDT 
I theorize that my video card is too goddamn old NT by Entropy Stew 07/01/2003, 11:59am PDT 
HL2 LOG EXPLOSION by Fussbett 07/01/2003, 2:22pm PDT 
FUSBET SED OWNZ LOL by Bill Dungsroman 07/02/2003, 12:39pm PDT 
I meant archaeologist by Fussbett 07/02/2003, 1:38pm PDT 
Re: I meant archaeologist by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 1:52pm PDT 
Re: Well we don't really need the question marks there anymore. by Senor Barborito 07/01/2003, 2:26pm PDT 
Morrowind is Quake 4 minus the fun. No wonder. NT by Lizard_King 07/01/2003, 10:26pm PDT 
Apparently, both HL games script all AI. Can anybody clear this up? by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 12:43am PDT 
Oh Lord, give me strength to kill this man . . . by Senor Barborito 07/02/2003, 1:02am PDT 
yeah, nobody liked the marine AI in Half-Life 1. by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 2:26am PDT 
Dude . . . by Senor Barborito 07/02/2003, 5:23am PDT 
Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 7:13am PDT 
Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 9:40am PDT 
Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Forensic 07/02/2003, 11:31am PDT 
Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 11:39am PDT 
Intelligent and correct answer. +5, Insightful NT by Senor Barborito 07/03/2003, 12:41am PDT 
Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Fullofkittens 07/02/2003, 12:00pm PDT 
Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 12:12pm PDT 
Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Senor Barborito 07/03/2003, 12:39am PDT 
Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/04/2003, 11:15am PDT 
Shorter title. by Fussbett 07/02/2003, 1:34pm PDT 
Re: Shorter title. by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 1:50pm PDT 
Thanks. by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 11:51pm PDT 
It's gonna be bigger than HL: Blue Shift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Masked Mariachi 07/03/2003, 2:58pm PDT 
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