Forum Overview :: Half-Life II ???
 
Well we don't really need the question marks there anymore. by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 11:32am PDT
I just realized that all my Half-Life 2 freaking out has been nowhere on this forum. I've been freaking out about it in private a lot. The only dude I know who's really interested in it is like Fussbett. And my brother and some other dude.

Candice isn't interested in it. FPS games give girls huge headaches.

The friend dude I know isn't interested in it because he doesn't like any FPS game for the PC. He likes the console ones instead.

Anyone else I know either doesn't play games like that (they play DDR like FAGS) or I don't want to bring it up and depress them further by reminding them that Half-Life 2 is very very VERY VERY VERY CLOSE TO RELEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! however after waiting a very long month filled with days where 5 of your relatives could possibly die of old age, and then you could be in a car accident where your wife and 3 children are decapitated and their heads fall in your lap staring up at you making you hysterically paralyzed from the waist down (just like that wheelchair kid Wheelz from the Burger King Kidz Club)... then you're still going to have to wait another 2 months for the game to come out.

Anyway here is my point: I think the "Combine" means that the solider dudes could be just humans who were assimilated by the Combine force, as it started to consume the planet and snapped up bodies (and perhaps weapons). No one seems to be saying this, but it is what I think. They're human with OICWs, but there's something kind of alien about them (like say their crazy outfits and gas masks). So they'd sort of be like the headcrabbed Zombie monsters, just minus the headcrabs and more like the grunts.

What would be really awesome is if the aliens from Xen and the Combine were two different forces, but they were both in that zone for some reason (a mysterious reason that you discover).

And then you end up like a few miles under the earth in a giant cave that's so huge that you can't even see the ceiling, and you drive around in a dune buggy or something dodging rocks that are falling like a thousand feet. And then you fight some super boss or some shit, a gigantic part of the ceiling caves in and sunlight lights the entire place up. Then you turn into a fuckin fairy or something. Oh wait I already did that. Where was my one game idea from OMM where you fly around as a fairy in a happy forest, armed with an AK-47 doing hits for really sleazy people?

Anyway this forum should be about insane ranting and absurd theories, as long as they are all about Half-Life 2. DAT DAT'S WUT I TINK. Andrew "Dice" Clay is my favorite Half-Life 2 character. :(
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Well we don't really need the question marks there anymore. by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 11:32am PDT NEW
    I theorize that my video card is too goddamn old NT by Entropy Stew 07/01/2003, 11:59am PDT NEW
    HL2 LOG EXPLOSION by Fussbett 07/01/2003, 2:22pm PDT NEW
        FUSBET SED OWNZ LOL by Bill Dungsroman 07/02/2003, 12:39pm PDT NEW
            I meant archaeologist by Fussbett 07/02/2003, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                Re: I meant archaeologist by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 1:52pm PDT NEW
    Re: Well we don't really need the question marks there anymore. by Senor Barborito 07/01/2003, 2:26pm PDT NEW
        Morrowind is Quake 4 minus the fun. No wonder. NT by Lizard_King 07/01/2003, 10:26pm PDT NEW
            Apparently, both HL games script all AI. Can anybody clear this up? by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 12:43am PDT NEW
                Oh Lord, give me strength to kill this man . . . by Senor Barborito 07/02/2003, 1:02am PDT NEW
                    yeah, nobody liked the marine AI in Half-Life 1. by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 2:26am PDT NEW
                        Dude . . . by Senor Barborito 07/02/2003, 5:23am PDT NEW
                            Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 7:13am PDT NEW
                                Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 9:40am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Forensic 07/02/2003, 11:31am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 11:39am PDT NEW
                                            Intelligent and correct answer. +5, Insightful NT by Senor Barborito 07/03/2003, 12:41am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Fullofkittens 07/02/2003, 12:00pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Senor Barborito 07/03/2003, 12:39am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Alright, then redirecting the monologue: Do you know how the AI works, then? by Jhoh Creexul 07/04/2003, 11:15am PDT NEW
                                Shorter title. by Fussbett 07/02/2003, 1:34pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Shorter title. by Jhoh Creexul 07/02/2003, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                                    Thanks. by Colonel K 07/02/2003, 11:51pm PDT NEW
    It's gonna be bigger than HL: Blue Shift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Masked Mariachi 07/03/2003, 2:58pm PDT NEW
 
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