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Gamerasutra
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by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 8:20pm PDT |
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Nixon: He told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, FABIO. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
FABIO: How bad is Enter the Matrix?
Nixon: The answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And it will find you, if you want it to.
Later...
Morpheus Stew: Enter The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very thread. You can see it when you go to the post office. Or when you turn on your playstation. You can feel it when you go to Babbages. When you go to the checkout. When you pay its sales tax. It is the wool that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
FABIO: What truth?
Morpheus Stew: That you are a tool, FABIO. Like everyone else, you were sold into bondage. Fooled into a prison that you cannot return or sell or enjoy. A prison....for your mind.
FABIO: *pukes*
At E3...
Morpheus Stew: Enter the Matrix is a game, FABIO. That game is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around and what do you see? Fanboys, goths, the entire male preteen to young adult demographic...the very minds of the people we're trying to save. Up until we do, these people are still a part of that game, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unhyped. And many of them are so innerred, so hopelessly dependent on the game that they will that they will fight to protect it. Are you listening to me, FABIO, or were you looking at the booth babe in the red dress?
FABIO: I was....
Morpheus Stew: Look again.
(FABIO turns around and to find a morbidly obese male cosplayer asscrammed into a leather tank top making kung-fu gestures at him)
FABIO: *pukes*
Later still...
FABIO: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of the press. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to submit this review, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world....without you. A world without rails and basement skylights. Without horrible AI or square tires. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.
Rage Against Shiny: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
-/ES/-
Then you hate the game enough to break through into a worse sequel |
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Enter The Matrix questions for review by FABIO 06/10/2003, 2:43am PDT 
second question for anyone with knowlege of NYC by FABIO 06/10/2003, 2:47am PDT
No. by FoK 06/10/2003, 10:20am PDT
how about the DC HQ? by FABIO 06/10/2003, 12:39pm PDT
Late-ass reply by Fullofkittens 06/12/2003, 10:21am PDT
Good luck finding another sucker to foist that on... by Nixon 06/10/2003, 3:35am PDT
They're literally paying people to get MOO3. Is Enter the Matrix even worse? by Colonel K 06/10/2003, 4:36am PDT
Re: They're literally paying people to get MOO3. Is Enter the Matrix even worse? by Roop Dirump 06/10/2003, 8:07am PDT
Re: They're literally paying people to get MOO3. Is Enter the Matrix even worse? by Fussbett 06/10/2003, 8:19am PDT
Thanks. As for the game, didn't Shiny spend years on this thing? by Colonel K 06/10/2003, 8:58am PDT
Re: Thanks. As for the game, didn't Shiny spend years on this thing? by FoK 06/10/2003, 12:39pm PDT
Re: Thanks. As for the game, didn't Shiny spend years on this thing? by foogla 06/10/2003, 1:19pm PDT
...EtM: sko "The Ring" tape, but for Caltropsian fags? -NT- by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2003, 11:03am PDT
Winner of 'The Ring' reference contest by default. by Colonel K 06/11/2003, 5:23am PDT
I blew it. I actually do read all your posts, Colonel. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2003, 5:51am PDT
heh. I was just looking for a chance to link that Steven Bradbury story, anyway. by Colonel K 06/11/2003, 6:49am PDT
Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by Fussbett 06/10/2003, 4:33am PDT
Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by Roop Dirump 06/10/2003, 8:18am PDT
Hey FABS, I've got this monkey paw that I never use... NT by Entropy Stew 06/10/2003, 12:35pm PDT
Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by I need clarification 06/10/2003, 4:40pm PDT
Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by Jhoh Creexul 06/10/2003, 5:53pm PDT
Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by I need clarification 06/10/2003, 6:33pm PDT
I'll try that by FABIO 06/10/2003, 10:01pm PDT
Re: I'll try that by Jhoh Creexul 06/11/2003, 12:03am PDT
A better game is looking for you, FABIO by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 8:20pm PDT
FUCKING FUCK, I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF ALL THE NEOS NT by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 8:22pm PDT
+5 Funny (but -5 for being a parody of the Matrix :( ) NT by Senor Barborito 06/11/2003, 8:26pm PDT
The latter is what prevented me from extending it furthur NT by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 8:38pm PDT
photoshop screenshot for front page review link by FABIO 06/11/2003, 10:18pm PDT
Formatting suggestions by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 12:51am PDT
Re: Formatting suggestions by laudablepuss 06/12/2003, 3:26am PDT
Klingons? Huh? NT by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 5:09am PDT
Re: Klingons? Huh? by laudablepuss 06/12/2003, 10:18am PDT
Re: Formatting suggestions by Moab 06/12/2003, 3:34am PDT
Huh? NT by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 5:06am PDT
innerred... awesome "found" spelling NT by Choson 06/11/2003, 10:22pm PDT
Minor detail by Senor Barborito 06/11/2003, 6:40am PDT
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