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Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by Roop Dirump 06/10/2003, 8:18am PDT
Fussbett wrote:

FABIO wrote:

I'm not sure wether or not to thank Nixon for sending me his copy, because it sucks. So much in fact that I'm not sure I can continue playing to provide a full review.

If that's a criteria for the reviews, then I never got the memo. If you can't craft an entertaining review from a game so bad you couldn't bare to continue playing, a game the entire internet hates, then you, sir, are no bad game review writer!


Pretty hard to write a review that is funny that actually praises something. It's like when Don Rickles starts kissing ass he stops being funny. I must say just reading this made me sure now I won't be playing it, I hate these shooters where the designers forget what the hell the level is supposed to actually be, instead concentrating on making their perfect little rail. It's pretty common, why I remember loving that Thief level that took place in the guy's mansion... remember being so excited because it was... it was, gee, actually like a mansion. But this Matrix game having a skylight in the basement, classic, that hasn't been mentioned by anybody. This game sounds worse than I thought. Keep bitching about the level design like that, everybody else just complains about the controls and repetetiveness and clipping.

Roop
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Enter The Matrix questions for review by FABIO 06/10/2003, 2:43am PDT NEW
    second question for anyone with knowlege of NYC by FABIO 06/10/2003, 2:47am PDT NEW
        No. by FoK 06/10/2003, 10:20am PDT NEW
            how about the DC HQ? by FABIO 06/10/2003, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                Late-ass reply by Fullofkittens 06/12/2003, 10:21am PDT NEW
    Good luck finding another sucker to foist that on... by Nixon 06/10/2003, 3:35am PDT NEW
        They're literally paying people to get MOO3. Is Enter the Matrix even worse? by Colonel K 06/10/2003, 4:36am PDT NEW
            Re: They're literally paying people to get MOO3. Is Enter the Matrix even worse? by Roop Dirump 06/10/2003, 8:07am PDT NEW
                Re: They're literally paying people to get MOO3. Is Enter the Matrix even worse? by Fussbett 06/10/2003, 8:19am PDT NEW
                    Thanks. As for the game, didn't Shiny spend years on this thing? by Colonel K 06/10/2003, 8:58am PDT NEW
                        Re: Thanks. As for the game, didn't Shiny spend years on this thing? by FoK 06/10/2003, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Thanks. As for the game, didn't Shiny spend years on this thing? by foogla 06/10/2003, 1:19pm PDT NEW
        ...EtM: sko "The Ring" tape, but for Caltropsian fags? -NT- by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2003, 11:03am PDT NEW
            Winner of 'The Ring' reference contest by default. by Colonel K 06/11/2003, 5:23am PDT NEW
                I blew it. I actually do read all your posts, Colonel. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2003, 5:51am PDT NEW
                    heh. I was just looking for a chance to link that Steven Bradbury story, anyway. by Colonel K 06/11/2003, 6:49am PDT NEW
    Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by Fussbett 06/10/2003, 4:33am PDT NEW
        Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by Roop Dirump 06/10/2003, 8:18am PDT NEW
    Hey FABS, I've got this monkey paw that I never use... NT by Entropy Stew 06/10/2003, 12:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by I need clarification 06/10/2003, 4:40pm PDT NEW
        Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by Jhoh Creexul 06/10/2003, 5:53pm PDT NEW
            Re: Enter The Matrix questions for review by I need clarification 06/10/2003, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                I'll try that by FABIO 06/10/2003, 10:01pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I'll try that by Jhoh Creexul 06/11/2003, 12:03am PDT NEW
                        A better game is looking for you, FABIO by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                            FUCKING FUCK, I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF ALL THE NEOS NT by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                            +5 Funny (but -5 for being a parody of the Matrix :( ) NT by Senor Barborito 06/11/2003, 8:26pm PDT NEW
                                The latter is what prevented me from extending it furthur NT by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                            photoshop screenshot for front page review link by FABIO 06/11/2003, 10:18pm PDT NEW
                                Formatting suggestions by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 12:51am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Formatting suggestions by laudablepuss 06/12/2003, 3:26am PDT NEW
                                        Klingons? Huh? NT by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 5:09am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Klingons? Huh? by laudablepuss 06/12/2003, 10:18am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Formatting suggestions by Moab 06/12/2003, 3:34am PDT NEW
                                        Huh? NT by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 5:06am PDT NEW
                            innerred... awesome "found" spelling NT by Choson 06/11/2003, 10:22pm PDT NEW
    Minor detail by Senor Barborito 06/11/2003, 6:40am PDT NEW
 
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