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Unsurprised by Senor Barborito 06/01/2003, 9:15pm PDT
FABIO wrote:

Senor Barborito wrote:

What the hell are you talking abou-

Wait a minute, Barborito, this is a trap by a lonely and profoundly retarded individual to dupe someone into actually speaking with them, this is not an attempt by said sub-mongloid to begin an actual meaningful dialogue

- Fabio, shut the fuck up and never say anything related to games or gaming again. You are completely full of shit and possibly crazier than I am by means of stark raving mental deficiency. What ninjas are to real ultimate power you are to real ultimate stupidity. Close your goddamn mouth and never speak again.

--SB


Did I slip into the gamefaqs forum by mistake?

You are a frothing retard


That was about what I expected, nothing but a juvenile response and a juvenile inability to support your accusation you developmentally impaired case of arrested development. See, I have this theory about white trash such as yourself that extends beyond the normal genetic-deficiencies stereotype. As a pie-in-the-sky liberal I'm supposed to say that it just isn't your fault, nor are you any less of a human being despite your genetic shortcomings but rather develop a complex academic theory that somehow makes it society's fault. While I don't believe that you're a fully entitled human being at all, I honestly don't think your sub-simian articulations are products of your own glaring inherent shortcomings but rather stem from those of your progenitors.

The low-chromosome-count DNA they donated to their little bastardized coitus-interrtuptus-based conception experiment aside, my theory is that you initially said something both precocious and stupid as children doomed to a lifetime of pushing brooms about gymnasiums and raping young students often do. White trash trailerpark parenting is not noted for its genteel nature, certainly, and you were swiftly and soundly beaten about the head with a heavy, blunt, and very hard object. Unfortunately, every beating of this nature confers upon the recipient a substantially lowered IQ, and while you had precious few points to spare to begin with thanks to Nature's cruelty, this only exacerbated your struggling-with-monosyllabic-words intellect. The end result was that the next occasion where you dared speak up you promptly spewed even more pathetic drivel leading to another, more violent beating - and the cycle began afresh with if anything greater intensity.

I imagine this went on for some time until you were eventually beaten into an object which in its natural state was really more of a plasmoidal lifeform than a bipedal one - rather like an overgrown ameoba or perhaps a slimemold. Now capable of limited shape-shifting with great exertion you managed to shape yourself into something resembling your earlier white-trash form for your laughable POEcon pictures which we all found quite amusing and simultaneously repulsive. Failing to make any friends as usual, you resumed your normal form with a sigh of relief and went back into your natural habitat - oozing through and glisteningly skulking about gutters until you chanced upon the long-abandoned apartment of yet another long-dead Everquest shutin. You squalleshed your way across his keyboard, making sickening suction noises while doing so and now manage to type out your oh-so-witty responses for us to read and vomit at while slowly feeding off the carrion corpse of the decomposing shutin.

So, tell me, how far off am I here? About right, sounds awfully familiar?

Yeah I thought so, you chinless wonder. Get the fuck out of my sight, Nature gave up on your ancestors and refuses to even acknowledge you - far be it from me to try and play God or counter her wishes.

--SB
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        Re: japanese game designers by Jhoh Creexul 06/01/2003, 5:41pm PDT NEW
            I can tell you've never played Planescape: Torment NT by Senor Barborito 06/01/2003, 6:04pm PDT NEW
                THAT was dragged down by gay Sierra adventure elements NT by FABIO 06/01/2003, 7:54pm PDT NEW
                    ?! by Senor Barborito 06/01/2003, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                        hee hee by FABIO 06/01/2003, 8:15pm PDT NEW
                            Unsurprised by Senor Barborito 06/01/2003, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                                that's a long thesis for my one-line reply by FABIO 06/01/2003, 9:49pm PDT NEW
                                That was my theory, too! by I need clarification 06/01/2003, 11:23pm PDT NEW
                                    That gambit is more played out than a hair metal power ballad by Entropy Stew 06/02/2003, 12:56am PDT NEW
                                        Whoa! Hair metal power ballad?! Way to go, Dennis Miller! NT by I need clarification 06/02/2003, 1:21am PDT NEW
                                            That is nowhere near arcane enough for me by Dennis Miller 06/02/2003, 1:56am PDT NEW
                                                Re: That is nowhere near arcane enough for me by I need clarification 06/02/2003, 2:27am PDT NEW
                                                Re: That is nowhere near arcane enough for me by Entropy Stew 06/02/2003, 3:13am PDT NEW
                                            Whoa! Sarcasm?! Way to go, Dennis Miller! NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2003, 3:28am PDT NEW
                                                Wait! How the hell did you thiink of that? Are you Dana Carvey? NT by I need clarification 06/02/2003, 3:40am PDT NEW
                                                    It's like having Joey Lawrence following me around and constantly saying "Whoa!" by Entropy Stew 06/02/2003, 4:59am PDT NEW
                                                        Don't project your Blossom fantasies on me, Mayim by I need clarification 06/02/2003, 6:16am PDT NEW
                                                            You lose. NT by Bugle Boy 06/02/2003, 11:52am PDT NEW
                                                            Way to take my 4am grammer down a notch, natch by Entropy Stew 06/02/2003, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                Thanks! by I need clarification 06/02/2003, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                    "Whoa!" NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2003, 9:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                        "brevity of your levity" NT by I need clarification 06/02/2003, 9:55pm PDT NEW
                                                                            "Whoa!" NT by Entropy Stew 06/03/2003, 12:01am PDT NEW
                                                                                "Whoa!" NT by I need clarification 06/03/2003, 2:59am PDT NEW
                                        Speaking of double-replying... by I need clarification 06/02/2003, 6:18am PDT NEW
                                            ...what? NT by foogla 06/02/2003, 9:56am PDT NEW
                                                He's saying I'm gay for Barborito by Entropy Stew 06/02/2003, 3:18pm PDT NEW
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                        Warrens lost my interest by FABIO 06/03/2003, 2:45am PDT NEW
                            Um by Senor Barborito 06/03/2003, 3:01am PDT NEW
                    Re: THAT was dragged down by gay Sierra adventure elements by STEVE LOLLERSON 06/02/2003, 12:14pm PDT NEW
                That's not a Japanese or Japanese-wannabe console game. NT by Jhoh Creexul 06/01/2003, 10:09pm PDT NEW
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