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on second thought by FABIO 05/28/2003, 6:23pm PDT
You seem to have the review idea down fine.

I'd still be up for that free SOUL CRUSHING EXPERIENCE game though.


Nixon wrote:

Sparks is the third Crewman of the Logos, serving as Niobe and Ghost’s operator during their missions into the Matrix. Sparks is a wild, brilliant hyperkinetic voice on the other end of the cell phone. You’ll be in constant touch with sparks as he relays key information and strategic advice.

Sparks is a whiny naysaying cunt. Sparks is the guy that constantly says helpful things like, “This is suicide man! Don’t go in there!” well we bought the game asshound of course we are going in there, how about some navigation or tactical advice? His constant advice is shit like, “oh god! Stop the elevator they are waiting for you!” only you can’t stop the elevator because it is a “cineractive” and so the entire fucking time he was leading you towards the trap. Sparks is one of the causes of my game preventing headaches.

Ah, the whiny geek hacker support character who's in constant radio contact. Fussbett wasnt kidding when he said this game was FRESH IN IDEAS! Take a seat behind Crusader: No Remorse, Assassin 2012 (whatever the fuck it was), SiN, Deus Ex, and the dozens of others I've probably missed.
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Anyone play Enter The Matrix yet? by FABIO 05/26/2003, 5:17am PDT NEW
    Ass Incarnate by Nixon 05/26/2003, 5:35am PDT NEW
        post 1.52 patch by Nixon 05/27/2003, 10:57pm PDT NEW
    The branded vending machine: sko sucky game alert? by Mood: Perplexed 05/26/2003, 3:49pm PDT NEW
        Not bad on XBox by Chunguo 05/26/2003, 8:35pm PDT NEW
            I disagree. by Nixon 05/27/2003, 12:10am PDT NEW
                why did they bother with a driving portion at all? by FABIO 05/27/2003, 3:32am PDT NEW
                    Re: why did they bother with a driving portion at all? by Nixon 05/27/2003, 4:09am PDT NEW
                        Rise of Nations by FABIO 05/27/2003, 4:13am PDT NEW
                            Re: Rise of Nations by Nixon 05/27/2003, 6:10am PDT NEW
                                Oh FINALLY. by Chairman Mao 05/27/2003, 2:23pm PDT NEW
                                    Rise of Nations by Chairman Mao 05/29/2003, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                                        Initially thought it was great, quickly turned to hatred NT by Senor Barborito 05/30/2003, 12:01am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Initially thought it was great, quickly turned to hatred by Moab 05/30/2003, 3:12am PDT NEW
                                                Fair enough by Senor Barborito 05/30/2003, 3:15am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Fair enough by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/30/2003, 3:34am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Fair enough by Chairman Mao 05/30/2003, 11:02am PDT NEW
                                                            for the record, chairman mao also loves Civ3 NT by FABIO 05/30/2003, 12:33pm PDT NEW
                                                                For the record, FABIO thinks that his opinion is the only one in the world. NT by Chairman Mao 05/30/2003, 12:46pm PDT NEW
                                                                    For the record, you're all alone on Civ 3 here NT by FABIO 05/30/2003, 2:01pm PDT NEW
                                                                        I know. NT by Chairman Mao 05/30/2003, 2:29pm PDT NEW
                        and the world asks, what the fuck are 'cineractives'? by Colonel K 05/27/2003, 11:48pm PDT NEW
                            It's a sobering reminder that Atari is now French. by Mood: Perplexed 05/28/2003, 2:46am PDT NEW
                Re: I disagree. by FABIO 05/27/2003, 10:07pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I disagree. by Nixon 05/27/2003, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I disagree. by FABIO 05/28/2003, 5:42am PDT NEW
                            Re: I disagree. by Nixon 05/28/2003, 6:51am PDT NEW
                                on second thought by FABIO 05/28/2003, 6:23pm PDT NEW
                                    MGS/MGS2? by SBDMT 05/29/2003, 10:24pm PDT NEW
                                    It's your problem now. by Nixon 05/31/2003, 4:23pm PDT NEW
        Coke Is It! by Alternate789 05/27/2003, 3:48pm PDT NEW
    1 million other people have by Entropy Stew 05/27/2003, 6:18pm PDT NEW
 
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