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by I need clarification 02/15/2003, 3:49am PST |
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Zseni wrote:
I need clarification wrote:
Watch out, Einstein, you're next. You lousy kike.
You'd think the site would be a little better with all the smarties here, but we're too busy implementing brainboxes and calling each other fags. It's high-level stuff...
You're not as far off as you'd be comfortable with believing.
Take for instance my intellect: substantial by any measure, flush with resources, with a positively rare gift for absorbing ambient information and transposing it in more human terms. There's no overlooking my qualifications, or my lack thereof. Great expertise can only do so much on its own, especially these days when most of the fun inventions (the raised plane, the toaster) have already been taken. Mine, and to a much greater extent Barbie's, is an armchair intellect. It has no particular rock to move, and no particular impetus to find one, at least as far as this site is concerned.
On the next level of organization is stuff like Carmack's rocket team - a loose association, a couple of geniuses get together with a goal in mind and generally work towards it. Already at this level there will be some rudimentary separations of duties: one guy is doing construction, another one - while helping with construction - primarily designs, etc. Perhaps there is even a guy who is basically good for nothing but getting all the other guys in the same place at the same time.
At the next step up we start talking about small businesses, single offices. There's a guy in charge and the activities of his subordinates are organized with respect to that. There are distinct jobs each member performs. Maybe there's a genius running the place, but what's really important is that the guy running the place can coordinate the jobs of the geniuses who work for him.
And then let's expand way way out and start talking about stuff like NASA: bureaucracies. The purpose of a bureaucracy is to coordinate the efforts of many, many geniuses on a specific, albeit complex or wide-ranging, project: space flight, administration of justice, accumulating enormous profits, etc. In a bureaucracy there are layers of management wrangling layers of specialists and specializations - just think of everything it takes to put a man into outer space and bring him back again. Bureaucracies aren't for doing stuff slowly or quickly, they're for doing things that have either never been done before or need regular farflung doing. Bureaucracies are for large projects, and Caltrops is not, and never will be, in need of one.
Ergo, complaining about the lack of genius-level whatever at Caltrops is like accusing the Carmack team of not putting a man on the moon, you fagort. I can personally supply super-faboo content about fangirls and North Korea, Fussbett can design us a super-faboo site, but our efforts are not organized and our goal is neither clear nor managed. It is all strictly hobby-level. OMM was only a little bit better in this regard - and there was a very strict specialization scheme of content-providers and posters which some might suggest was the ultimate downfall of the site. I find the current political situation of this site not at all obvious, and I do not see a trend in any direction at all provided Barbie is suitably reined-in.
That you can be so pat about it suggests to me either a lack of contemplation or experience, BEEYOTCH.
Also as far as everyone's critique of NASA goes: it is for the stupid, but that's life. My critique of US foreign policy is only tenatively more valid, but I am not shy about making it; your critique of Caltrops is demonstrably insufficient, but that doesn't appear to stop anyone from taking it personally. We are all gay, and that includes you.
Also: how do you manage to keep trolling everyone here? And I don't just mean "getting responses" but getting retarded responses? WTF?
Caltrops sucks because there isn't an organizing body in charge?
How many people does it take to write a fucking review that doesn't blow chunks? How about one that isn't brilliant but doesn't contain the sentence: "What with the "other" genre already being represented by their own The Sims and Black & White, gaming giant and big-jew-money tyrant EA Games decided no pile of cash is so massive it would ever dissuade them from adding to its girth another easy cash-in"?
Another Lowtax heard from.
Of course my dismissal of Caltrops is pat. I could go on for pages about how badly this site sucks, but by the time I finished pointing out examples I'd have replicated 99% of the site. I know as well as the next guy the road to mediocrity is paved with delusions of grandeur, but if the Kaltrops Kops hadn't tried with such aplomb to be complete fags straight out of the gate the site might have had a chance to develop a real personality and fan base. As it is, we're left with a pervasive attitude that seems mostly cribbed (YES FROM OMM, but why am I a fag for pointing this out?) and infused with way too much "jaded gamer" sarcasm. Never mind whether or not there's another Erik in the crowd here, Seanbaby is still kicking everyone's faces' asses with his video reviews, FOR A SITE THAT IS NOT HIS OWN.
Here's another tip for how to do it better next time: just because SB has the van doesn't automatically make him the driver. He's not the bipolar crazy who only hurts himself he'd like us all to believe he is, he's the Internet nerd crazy, the guy who says he'd program a great game if only he could concentrate long enough, then mentions that he just played Planetscape for FORTY EIGHT HOURS IN A ROW. That's the crazy you can't have running a site, and the threat to ban all GA IPs is the least telling example of that. When the breakdown really comes and he shuts down the site, I just hope everyone has enough time to plan out where to meet next, because goddamned if I've ever found people as prone to hissy-fits as this group.
Speaking of which, how could I NOT troll this ridiculous club of yours? In between making up new rules for the Poetry section(!!) and debating whether John Carmack is an innovator, you also manage to find time to try and figure out who is ATORing and NOW THE DEBATE IS ABOUT WHO WAS WHO ON THE OLD OMM BOARDS. How dare you all slag me for mentioning that it was a better site than this one when you clearly have never left, new IP addresses notwithstanding? You're not the high school dorks anymore, you're the high school dorks the King Dork kicked out of school, and all you can talk about is all the cool stuff that happened there. |
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