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Re: My bucks by Nintendo Power 01/07/2020, 8:20am PST
Quétinbec wrote:

As far as bribes go, the closest I could get would be to bribe someone in the child protective services to declare her an unfit mother, but that would still need to go to court which would take years and, most importantly, require me to spend those years in her shitbox city. Fuck that.


Wait. You just tell the mom you're taking your son, your SON, Quentin, out for Kowakian-on-a-stick and instead of getting the kabob you go straight to the airport with him. Okay, you can get the kabob too.

If you do this bring me one. Kabob, I mean, not child.

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    You have done a good thing. by Quétinbec 12/03/2019, 12:15pm PST NEW
        You're alive! NT by Vested Id 12/03/2019, 2:56pm PST NEW
        Re: You have done a good thing. by Mr. 3000 12/03/2019, 4:50pm PST NEW
            Take a moment to judge me. by Quétinbec 12/04/2019, 9:39pm PST NEW
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                My cousin's a professional surfer. by Jerry Whorebach 12/05/2019, 12:24am PST NEW
                Re: Take a moment to judge me. by Mr. 3000 12/05/2019, 6:16am PST NEW
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                    My bucks by Quétinbec 12/05/2019, 11:50pm PST NEW
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                        I kid! Here's the reply video you were all actually waiting for me to post! by Mischief Maker 12/06/2019, 5:45am PST NEW
                            I know we give her a hard time on CalTrops but I like the costumes NT by Mysterio 12/06/2019, 6:20am PST NEW
                            Anyone got a shit wife? by Quétinbec 12/06/2019, 10:38pm PST NEW
                                A wife and a forum serve different purposes, I think NT by blackwater 12/07/2019, 9:38pm PST NEW
                                I've done enough divorce mediations to know better than to ever get married. by Mischief Chad 12/08/2019, 6:12am PST NEW
                                    Marry an Asian with "old fashioned" values by Quétinbec 12/08/2019, 3:18pm PST NEW
                                    Marriage is not as bad as doing divorce mediations might make it seem. NT by blackwater 12/10/2019, 9:11pm PST NEW
                                    this post sprouted a fedora from my head NT by this is like progressive MGTOW shit 12/27/2019, 9:01am PST NEW
                        Re: My bucks by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2019, 6:19am PST NEW
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                                            Caltrops does not endorse kidnapping. by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2019, 7:32pm PST NEW
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                                                        Cripes, dude, your life really is one big Sophia Coppola movie. NT by MM 01/06/2020, 6:16pm PST NEW
                                                        Re: My bucks by Nintendo Power 01/07/2020, 8:20am PST NEW
                                        how this ends by Donato Dalrymple 12/26/2019, 9:21am PST NEW
                                            Re: how this ends by Mysterio 12/26/2019, 9:31am PST NEW
                                                I'm going to go ahead and think less of him. NT by Donato Dalrymple 12/27/2019, 3:15pm PST NEW
                                                    Watch it. He's done nothing to deserve that. NT by Dick Clownshoes 01/07/2020, 1:25pm PST NEW
                                Re: My bucks by Roop 12/09/2019, 10:01pm PST NEW
                                    UPDATE: Looks like Paul might need that bionic eye too... NT by The Happiness Engine 12/15/2019, 11:33am PST NEW
                                        And fuck let's be honest, and the arm too. Fuck. NT by Roop 12/15/2019, 12:08pm PST NEW
                                Re: My bucks by Lars 10/21/2024, 7:14pm PDT NEW
    Clarification: I downloaded OMM, not Caltrops NT by Vested Id 12/10/2019, 2:35pm PST NEW
 
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