Forum Overview :: OMM and Caltrops History :: Re: My bucks

[quote name="Nintendo Power"][quote name="Quétinbec"]As far as bribes go, the closest I could get would be to bribe someone in the child protective services to declare her an unfit mother, but that would still need to go to court which would take years and, most importantly, require me to spend those years in her shitbox city. Fuck that. [/quote] Wait. You just tell the mom you're taking your son, your SON, Quentin, out for Kowakian-on-a-stick and instead of getting the kabob you go straight to the airport with him. Okay, you can get the kabob too. If you do this bring me one. Kabob, I mean, not child. [/quote]