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by skip 12/24/2013, 11:40am PST |
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japan wrote:
That's kind of what I was getting at. You guys have, for the most part, successfully repelled the people actively seeking your typical internet hellhole and we thank you for it.
I don't even know what to say. I almost want to believe it's a well-crafted troll because of how oblivious it is. But a troll wouldn't make over 47,000 posts. You're not allowed to call anybody a troll either.
Jacobkosh wrote:
Like I'm not actually that big a fan of the christmas hangout thing
i dunno man, what is there not to be a fan of? it's a chance to take down the walls and mingle a bit. I've gotten to interact with a bunch of cool people I never normally see already. people are free to talk about and post pretty much whatever they want!
by contrast, there is literally nothing that goes on on the regular forum that could not afford to wait three days once a year
Even when the posters are overall agreeing with him, he can't let any criticism stand. Is being super sensitive about how you waste your time a job requirement?
Tube wrote:
Tell us why! This isn't a recruitment thread, it's looking at the pool of interested parties. Please tell us the following
What forums you would want to moderate
Why you feel you would be suitable for the job
What hours you are typically on the forums
How enthusiastic you are about serving my every whim
Anyone can apply, but if you have a large number of infractions you may want to save yourself some time. "Large number" in this context means anything over 2 pages of infractions. If you feel you've reformed though go right ahead. This is a ONE TIME exception to my rule that if you express interest in being a moderator you are forever banned from being one. If you bother me about it outside of this thread you are still on the blacklist.
These fucking nerds act like primadonnas. You have to show interest, but not too much interest. You have to spend ungodly amounts of time on the forums, but not during certain holidays. |
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Please invite your friends over here. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2013, 11:27pm PST 
DEAR PENNY ARCADE FORUM, I HAVE MADE A COMIC FOR YOU by jawo 12/25/2013, 12:26am PST 
EVERYWHERE! by Mischief Maker 12/22/2013, 11:29pm PST 
Technically? We Love Katamari NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 8:16am PST 
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Re: Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 5:59pm PST 
Will do, sir. And thanks. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 10:23am PST 
Realize this is probably going to get me banned! NT by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:20pm PST 
How would they know who you are? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:32pm PST 
Re: Realize this is probably going to get me banned! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 2:37pm PST 
It's "Indie Game Review Weekly" and I post there as "japan." Thanks a lot. NT by Indie Game Review Weekly. 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST 
This is my favorite thread so far. NT by John Gulp 05/10/2014, 8:39pm PDT 
You can change your username if you donate to Child's Play. by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:31pm PST 
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update by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 6:01pm PST 
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SLURP SLURP SLURP NT by SLURP 12/23/2013, 6:34pm PST 
Jsoh, please, that's enough. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 10:26pm PST 
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Can you tell Tube we're all laughing at him? by Mysterio 12/23/2013, 7:58pm PST 
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Jesus, what awful people they are. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 9:20am PST 
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Ha ha, this has become so beautiful. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 10:31pm PST 
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Who? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/12/2014, 12:54pm PDT 
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My new favorite Christmas tradition. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/24/2014, 10:23am PST 
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