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So many gems by skip 12/24/2013, 11:40am PST
japan wrote:


That's kind of what I was getting at. You guys have, for the most part, successfully repelled the people actively seeking your typical internet hellhole and we thank you for it.


I don't even know what to say. I almost want to believe it's a well-crafted troll because of how oblivious it is. But a troll wouldn't make over 47,000 posts. You're not allowed to call anybody a troll either.

Jacobkosh wrote:


Like I'm not actually that big a fan of the christmas hangout thing


i dunno man, what is there not to be a fan of? it's a chance to take down the walls and mingle a bit. I've gotten to interact with a bunch of cool people I never normally see already. people are free to talk about and post pretty much whatever they want!

by contrast, there is literally nothing that goes on on the regular forum that could not afford to wait three days once a year


Even when the posters are overall agreeing with him, he can't let any criticism stand. Is being super sensitive about how you waste your time a job requirement?

Tube wrote:


Tell us why! This isn't a recruitment thread, it's looking at the pool of interested parties. Please tell us the following

What forums you would want to moderate
Why you feel you would be suitable for the job
What hours you are typically on the forums
How enthusiastic you are about serving my every whim

Anyone can apply, but if you have a large number of infractions you may want to save yourself some time. "Large number" in this context means anything over 2 pages of infractions. If you feel you've reformed though go right ahead. This is a ONE TIME exception to my rule that if you express interest in being a moderator you are forever banned from being one. If you bother me about it outside of this thread you are still on the blacklist.


These fucking nerds act like primadonnas. You have to show interest, but not too much interest. You have to spend ungodly amounts of time on the forums, but not during certain holidays.
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            Realize this is probably going to get me banned! NT by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:20pm PST NEW
                How would they know who you are? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:32pm PST NEW
                Re: Realize this is probably going to get me banned! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 2:37pm PST NEW
                    It's "Indie Game Review Weekly" and I post there as "japan." Thanks a lot. NT by Indie Game Review Weekly. 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST NEW
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