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by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 9:51am PST |
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Here is a link.
Jacobkosh wrote:
holy shit guys
someone got mad and complained about the holiday forum on another forum
http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=160938
the tears are exquisite
Jacobkosh is a mod and one of the dumb fucking wastes of space that believes the ass-licking manchildren over there need him. He types exclusively in lower case, because that's edgy. He also apparently believes that other adults can't communicate without him helping. He immediately goes to the extremely tired "tears" line, which is pretty lame, since we're simply making fun of awkward nerds. And it's tough to be a fatter, rounder, greasier nerd than one who moderates a forum badly. He's taking advantage of all the extra time to be with his family by only posting 15 times since four o'clock this morning.
It's pretty great seeing their world fall around them. Like Worm said, it would KILL this guy if the forum ran just fine, or better, without him for a week. What an impotent bitch.
I'm loving that it was a moderator that linked to this thread. No normal poster would do it because they are just patiently waiting for the stupid motherfuckers to fix the forum they fucked up. There's some grovelers jockeying for favor, maybe a Lookouts badge is in it for them?
japan wrote:
Ahahaha
I love how he wants mods that don't do anything but fix bugs
Given that most minimally moderated large forums are seething hellholes
Wonderful
A world without moderators BLOWS "japan's" MIND. He can't conceive of a forum that might treat him like an adult. Since he will pretty much do whatever a moderator tells him to do, and think whatever a moderator tells him to think, perhaps the moderator on this site could tell him to kill himself? Except there isn't one.
(The only thread that's open over there is the anime one, so to literally have a user that calls himself "japan" sucking mod dick is just about perfect.)
At any rate, Jacobkosh couldn't actually dismiss that thread as "crying," so a few posts later with steam still pouring out of his ears, things got real.
Jacobkosh wrote:
but like, this dude in this post - he admits that he only uses the forum for one thing. he admits that he has no interest in PA at all as a culture or as a community. he thinks most of his fellow forumers are "morons"
but that doesn't stop him wanting the entire forum to bend o accommodate his needs, now does it?
This is perfect. I'm just going to leave this here so it can breathe. It's a statement where everyone on Caltrops will know why it's so good, but the coagulant of PA sub-humans will scratch their (bald) (and pigliek) heads going, "Huhhh?? (deep, wheezing breath) What does that mean????"
There's more of those fucking losers bleating about how Caltrops was mean to them at the link. I think the Dwight Schrute line got under their skin. Who could have guessed those guys soaked up every single episode of The Office? WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY (shut the forum down and give infractions)??
Merry Christmas, everybody. Everything seems perfect to me. =)
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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Which is the forum to complain about mods? by too ashamed 12/22/2013, 11:14pm PST 
Please invite your friends over here. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2013, 11:27pm PST
DEAR PENNY ARCADE FORUM, I HAVE MADE A COMIC FOR YOU by jawo 12/25/2013, 12:26am PST
EVERYWHERE! by Mischief Maker 12/22/2013, 11:29pm PST
Technically? We Love Katamari NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 8:16am PST
Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by Souffle of Pain 12/23/2013, 9:53am PST
Re: Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/23/2013, 11:40am PST
Re: Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 5:59pm PST
Will do, sir. And thanks. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 10:23am PST
Realize this is probably going to get me banned! NT by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:20pm PST
How would they know who you are? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:32pm PST
Re: Realize this is probably going to get me banned! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 2:37pm PST
It's "Indie Game Review Weekly" and I post there as "japan." Thanks a lot. NT by Indie Game Review Weekly. 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST
This is my favorite thread so far. NT by John Gulp 05/10/2014, 8:39pm PDT
You can change your username if you donate to Child's Play. by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:31pm PST
The "what are you doing with your life?" line is becoming way to much of a go to by Worm 12/23/2013, 10:20am PST
If you buy PA merch, perhaps a few moments are in order to reflect on your life. by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 2:15pm PST
I love how they try to frame their shittiness with having more GOODWILL CHEER by than everyone else 12/23/2013, 6:09pm PST
update by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 6:01pm PST
Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by Digger Nicks 12/23/2013, 6:28pm PST
SLURP SLURP SLURP NT by SLURP 12/23/2013, 6:34pm PST
Jsoh, please, that's enough. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 10:26pm PST
Yes, why would anyone point out retards to laugh at? by This week fucking sucked you guys 12/23/2013, 6:43pm PST
Re: Yes, why would anyone point out retards to laugh at? by Mysterio 12/23/2013, 6:52pm PST
Can you tell Tube we're all laughing at him? by Mysterio 12/23/2013, 7:58pm PST
You guys should probably call it the Kristmas Koncentration Kamp by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 10:10pm PST
Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by lol 12/24/2013, 8:58am PST
Jesus, what awful people they are. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 9:20am PST
One of their shit-licking moderators, "Jacobkosh," found this thread. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 9:51am PST
Ha, one of them had their brains scrambled by the threaded forum NT by devin 12/24/2013, 9:56am PST
Threaded comments are why that "Reddit" site will never take off. NT by Flat4evr 12/25/2013, 10:59pm PST
I love it when people find this thread on Caltrops! Welcome PA faggots! NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 10:48am PST
So many gems by skip 12/24/2013, 11:40am PST
Re: So many gems by Mysterio 12/24/2013, 11:56am PST
Re: So many gems by Flat4evr 12/25/2013, 11:14pm PST
Re: So many gems by Mysterio 12/25/2013, 11:35pm PST
Claiming personal ownership for a community is probably the shittiest thing ever by Worm 12/26/2013, 11:43am PST
I'm honestly curious how they found the thread by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST
#4. - Narcissistic faggots with google alerts set for their username & PA NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 7:25pm PST
Best Christmas Ever? NT by False Premise 12/24/2013, 11:27pm PST
Re: One of their shit-licking moderators, "Jacobkosh," found this thread. by jawo 12/24/2013, 11:42pm PST
Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by Mysterio 12/24/2013, 10:28am PST
Ha ha, this has become so beautiful. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 10:31pm PST
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ATT: PENNY ARCADE MODS! OP WAS FRED PENDLETON! by ATTENTION PA MODS! 12/30/2013, 9:05am PST
Who? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/12/2014, 12:54pm PDT
Guess which dumb fuck admins ruined their forum again? by PA Insider 12/24/2014, 10:17am PST
My new favorite Christmas tradition. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/24/2014, 10:23am PST
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Toxic can be declared insensitive to ecologically minded people. NT by Worm 03/05/2015, 9:38pm PST
to narcissistic faggots NT by Vested Id 03/06/2015, 12:09am PST
We don't have cancer in Moscow. NT by Doctor Zhivago 03/05/2015, 11:17pm PST
Almost that time again NT by Merry Christmas! 12/21/2015, 12:03am PST
I also returned in order to enjoy this thread. Merry Christmas. NT by Kenji Carter 12/21/2015, 10:25am PST
That piece of shit Tube is at it again! by fuckers 12/23/2015, 6:58am PST
Re: That piece of shit Tube is at it again! by Mysterio Lollerson 12/23/2015, 3:33pm PST
Lining up to praise so they won't be next by fuckers 12/23/2015, 4:45pm PST
More bannings and thread closings! by Tube of PA is a piece of shit 12/24/2015, 3:54pm PST
Tube the Penny Arcade mod is a subhuman piece of shit NT by Google alert notifications 12/24/2015, 3:56pm PST
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and they stopped doing it! I declare victory. NT by too ashamed 12/25/2020, 8:31am PST
Finally, 2020 has a happy ending with something. NT by Horus Truthteller 12/25/2020, 1:32pm PST
Tube the Penny Arcade mod is a subhuman piece of shit update by Tube of PA is a giant piece of shit 12/27/2020, 9:31pm PST
Back at it NT by That Faggot Tube 12/25/2021, 1:17pm PST
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I thought that was supposed to be Gabe in a wig NT by art is SO bad 12/30/2024, 4:21pm PST
I think I understand everything about this except what the joke is(?). NT by Fullofkittens 12/31/2024, 9:05am PST
'Have enough spoons' metaphor NT by HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE 12/30/2024, 10:25am PST
Re: Caltrops to outlast Penny Arcade by The Gorak Sessions 12/30/2024, 12:44pm PST
It’s weird that Pig and Bald are too cheap to pay for a forum by Blackwater 12/30/2024, 10:52pm PST
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Don't pollute this wonderful tradition thread with your bootlicking by plz 03/03/2025, 11:28pm PST
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y hate pa by no hate 03/04/2025, 10:24pm PST
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This one is fine. NT by Mysterio 03/03/2025, 9:58pm PST
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