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fabio wrote:
So picked this up hoping the new units would do for the original SC what Brood War did: turn it away from mindless unit massing and back to trump and counter trumping. So far I'm not really seeing it.
SC2 is mindless unit massing.
I suppose that's probably true in low Bronze, and while you're scrambling to mass your units you can't be bothered to realize they're the wrong ones because you haven't discovered the Wonders of Maybe Scouting Once Or Twice so when your screen fills up with a bunch of explosions followed by the DEFEAT banner, you throw your spindly hands up and declare, "BAH, MINDLESS MASSING! Finally, I have found why it's not my fault I suck at this! Now, on to the next game to figure out what else I can blame other than my inability to play video games correctly!"
The reason nobody else is participating in this thread is they're all busy looking online at your records in SC2 and other popular multiplayer games and figuring out how someone ranked so universally low at everything requiring 1) reflexes, or 2) basic understanding of the product, could actually come on here and pontificate about how Blizzard dropped the ball.
Medivac after burner- Makes medivacs go super fast for 8 seconds. WHY? What alternate dimension were medivac drops underpowered and rarely used?
They sped them up for YOU, hoping it would give you a fighting chance against the Very Easy AI.
Reapers- A bit more ridiculous
Well, here I think we're getting to the heart of it. Two and a half years in, you still lose ladder games to reaper harass. I take back all this hostility. The one unit everyone, including Dustin Browder admits is totally useless, is your NEMESIS. NIGGA CAN CLIMB UP CLIFFS, OP OP OP IMBA IMBA IMBA.
I am officially replacing the hostility with pity, and HOURS of laughter. Thank you, friend. You turned my frown upside down (and then lost again to reapers.)
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Installation review by fabio 03/12/2013, 8:32pm PDT 
New units by fabio 03/13/2013, 11:56am PDT
I can tell from your post, you are terrible at the game. I'm LAUGHING NT by at the "superior intellect". 03/13/2013, 3:00pm PDT
Here are a few specific things you are so wrong about that I wonder by if you've actually played the game 03/13/2013, 3:08pm PDT
I'm sure he is PSHing into his soup by Entropy Stew 03/13/2013, 3:54pm PDT
Holy shit you are never going to let a lost LoL game go are you NT by fabio 03/13/2013, 7:51pm PDT
I can't even say "LoL" on this forum without you foaming your shorts by Entropy Stew 03/13/2013, 8:37pm PDT
You're kidding by fabio 03/14/2013, 8:36am PDT
Seriously though you should ease down on the cunting by fabio 03/14/2013, 8:42am PDT
Have you played team games in your life before MOBA though? NT by Worm 03/14/2013, 9:09am PDT
None with the sheer toxicity of MOBA players by fabio 03/14/2013, 1:06pm PDT
More shit you are wrong about because you don't understand anything by that's happening on the screen 03/13/2013, 5:03pm PDT
Would you like me to play Misty for you? by fabio 03/13/2013, 7:57pm PDT
I don't understand. by Does that mean I won? 03/13/2013, 8:08pm PDT
Try the google hotkey NT by fabio 03/13/2013, 8:12pm PDT
Yeah but nobody understands what your point was. NT by Benjamin A. Parrish 03/13/2013, 9:02pm PDT
You probably wont get it till you reach platinum league by fabio 03/13/2013, 9:27pm PDT
Sorry, Fahbs, I don't RTS NT by Entropy Stew 03/13/2013, 9:36pm PDT
Your DOTA 2 history was public when you were talking about Slark by Worm 03/13/2013, 9:46pm PDT
I like how everyone is avoiding the day one patch problem fabio brought up. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/13/2013, 10:19pm PDT
You're an idiot, but I understand you've got a website to run. by Benjamin A. Parrish 03/13/2013, 11:01pm PDT
Man it's tough to impress MOBA people by fabio 03/14/2013, 2:01am PDT
You would not reach Platinum if you played for 1000 years. by Benjamin A. Parrish 03/13/2013, 11:03pm PDT
The more valuable the metal, the denser to getting the joke by fabio 03/14/2013, 2:07am PDT
The concept of identity is as fascinating to Mysterios as it is terrifying. NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2013, 8:33pm PDT
Weren't you fully half the people posting on OMM and Caltrops at some points? NT by Entropy Stew 03/13/2013, 8:41pm PDT
Mwahahahaha! NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2013, 9:00pm PDT
aaaaand now a 50mb patch you cant download because the servers are frozen NT by fabio 03/13/2013, 1:34pm PDT
The campaign is better than Wings of Liberty by fabio 03/14/2013, 7:56am PDT
I got six missions to go before I can read your post by pinback 03/14/2013, 3:44pm PDT
Okay now I can respond to this. by pinback 03/15/2013, 2:07pm PDT
Nice of them to render the whole choices thing in Wings of Liberty a joke by WITTGENSTEIN 03/15/2013, 6:36pm PDT
2 stars, buddy? 2 stars for a plot hole? NT by KERRIGAN'S HAIR IS DIFFURNT 03/15/2013, 6:51pm PDT
I'm sorry could you repeat that pinback? I couldn't hear over the sound of you NT by sucking about 20 blizzard dicks 03/15/2013, 7:10pm PDT
Hey ICJ are you going to post my review on Caltrops? NT by Cuz if so the price just went up. 03/15/2013, 8:33pm PDT
Let's review. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/15/2013, 9:58pm PDT
Re: Let's review. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/15/2013, 10:35pm PDT
Que estas es bullshit? Did Jonesy just tell me to stop posting? by WITTGENSTEIN 03/15/2013, 11:46pm PDT
Re: Que estas es bullshit? Did Jonesy just tell me to stop posting? by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2013, 10:08am PDT
*But not Virtua Tennis or Daytona USA. (It might be better than Virtua Striker.) NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/17/2013, 12:20am PDT
The plot is terrible enough all around to subtract stars by fabio 03/15/2013, 8:19pm PDT
You really should have made a long bet on that by WITTGENSTEIN 03/15/2013, 8:21pm PDT
They hinted at it in WoL by fabio 03/15/2013, 8:33pm PDT
I guess they REALLY LOVE Ender's Game there at Blizzard by WITTGENSTEIN 03/15/2013, 10:29pm PDT
Re: I guess they REALLY LOVE Ender's Game there at Blizzard by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/15/2013, 10:55pm PDT
You have to work to be good at a game. Story you sit back and let it wash over y NT by Mischief Maker 03/15/2013, 11:07pm PDT
Finished the campaign by fabio 03/17/2013, 2:40pm PDT
This is that Chris Metzen guy's fault, hack with one plot, sounds like NT by Roop 05/06/2013, 12:14am PDT
HotS changes depending on the choices you made in WoL. NT by idiot 03/15/2013, 10:59pm PDT
How can it tell? by WITTGENSTEIN 03/15/2013, 11:32pm PDT
I dunno, maybe the last one you picked. NT by wittgenstein is killing e-sports 03/16/2013, 5:21am PDT
HotS: my take on it by blackwater 05/05/2013, 9:58pm PDT
Double-edged sword. by pinback 05/06/2013, 5:40am PDT
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