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The lie at the end of TDK results in "The Patriot Act""The Harvey Dent Act," a Draconian piece of legislation that has resulted in THE ENTIRE MAFIA getting thrown behind bars without parole. People say now that the crime emergency is under control, perhaps this law should be repealed. "Not on my watch!"
Blue collar cops sneering at jagoff stock traders getting their stocks stolen are quickly put in their place by a man who understands the big picture.
Bane's demure fruity english accent marks him as an affront to gravelly-voiced manliness.
Ethnic, liberal, sexually liberated rich woman with an accent turns out to be the greatest evil of all.
Catwoman resents Donald Trump Bruce Wayne for being born into money and never wanting for anything and threatens that one day his life of privilege at the expense of the poor will come to an end, unaware that the entirety of his fortune has been accumulated for the sake of helping the poor. Once Catwoman sees firsthand her beliefs in action, she abandons her pursuit of social mobility by stealing from the 1% and gets her social mobility by marrying into the 1% instead. |
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The Dark Knight Rises (to preemptively claim the Porn Name) by Mischief Maker 07/20/2012, 5:44pm PDT 
So it's fair to say, NT by you weren't BLOWN AWAY by it? 07/20/2012, 6:16pm PDT
deadmau5 really doesn't appreciate this sort of humor by Worm 07/21/2012, 10:33am PDT
Is his name a humorous riff on "Holocaust Maus?" NT by Mischief Maker 07/21/2012, 10:45am PDT
It doesn't help that Bale is a fucking horrible Batman, and that his suit looks by Eurotrash 07/20/2012, 9:18pm PDT
His main contribution is changing Bruce Wayne from Hugh Hefner to Paris Hilton. NT by Mischief Maker 07/21/2012, 8:37am PDT
Actually I'll disagree with you slightly by Mischief Maker 07/25/2012, 5:12am PDT
So it all depends on how much of an Alex Jones fascist you are? by fabio 07/20/2012, 10:51pm PDT
The Dark Knight is Risible by Vested Id 07/21/2012, 4:21pm PDT
Oh there's more than that. *spoilerz* by Mischief Maker 07/21/2012, 5:02pm PDT
A couple more I missed. by Mischief Maker 07/22/2012, 5:47am PDT
Re: A couple more I missed. by Vested Id 07/22/2012, 10:55pm PDT
Re: A couple more I missed. by Vested Id 07/24/2012, 12:04am PDT
X-men's gay agenda! I've cracked the cooooode! by Mischief Theorist 07/24/2012, 9:51am PDT
Meanwhile, 300 is about the righteous struggle of Ex-Gays to stay in the closet. NT by Mischief Maker 07/24/2012, 12:06pm PDT
Bootleg video of TDKR's ending by Mischief Maker 07/23/2012, 7:26am PDT
Re: The Dark Knight Rises (to preemptively claim the Porn Name) by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2012, 11:57am PDT
You've just been starved for Catwoman by MM 09/02/2012, 7:15pm PDT
Re: You've just been starved for Catwoman by Vested Id 09/02/2012, 8:06pm PDT
Who said anything about complexity? by MM 09/02/2012, 10:08pm PDT
Agreed re: insane Batman. Bring that guy back! NT by laudablepuss 09/03/2012, 1:23am PDT
This level of dislike is totally disproportionate to the movie. by laudablepuss 09/03/2012, 1:21am PDT
Re: This level of dislike is totally disproportionate to the movie. by Mysterioso 09/06/2012, 12:51pm PDT
Re: You've just been starved for Catwoman by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2012, 11:14pm PDT
Hold on, I don't care if Burton raped your mom and unplugged your fortune teller by he still made Ed Wood. 09/03/2012, 1:26am PDT
Yeah, other than the inexplicable omission of poo mortars in POTA he's pretty go NT by laudablepuss 09/03/2012, 1:26am PDT
(I can't seem to locate the awesome post I stole that joke from.) by laudablepuss 09/03/2012, 1:30am PDT
Hold on, I don't care if Burton raped your mom and unplugged your fortune teller by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/03/2012, 3:19pm PDT
For discussion: what percent of the "Burton aesthetic" is Danny Elfman? by Fullofkittens 09/03/2012, 4:52pm PDT
Counterargument: John Williams couldn't save the Star Wars prequels. NT by Mischief Maker 09/03/2012, 5:34pm PDT
Williams wasn't the only guy who didn't turn in his best work for the prequels. by Fullofkittens 09/03/2012, 6:55pm PDT
You misunderstand. I consider his score the only good thing about the prequels. NT by But it still wasn't enough. 09/03/2012, 7:11pm PDT
Given that his best movie was scored by Cronenberg's guy, I'm going to say... NT by 0%? 09/03/2012, 8:31pm PDT
Re: You've just been starved for Catwoman by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/03/2012, 8:19am PDT
Whoops. NT by Ator Maker 09/03/2012, 8:24am PDT
For some of the above post to make sense you have to pretend Pee Wee's Big Adven NT by was a small indie film, not a Warne 09/03/2012, 10:39am PDT
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