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by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/26/2005, 9:04am PST |
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extarbags wrote:
The Cheap Zseni Machine wrote:
My guess is that people who dislike DOA are people who can't stand it when their friends beat them at a game they bought, because the learning curve on DOA is not big at all and, at the same time, it's not a button masher like Universe Of Flashing Sprites Versus Capcom 8. It's a lot of fun and delightfully exploitative, and, of course, I particularly appreciate the thoughtfulness of the designers who threw in exploited men along with the usual rank-and-file half-nekkid chicks. The only real problem is that the controls seem peculiarly sludgy after the elegant and responsive controls in SC2.
I hope nobody reads those words aloud, because they're so wrong the universe might collapse. DOA is the definitive 3d button masher. It makes Tekken look like open heart surgery.
You're basically just irretrievably stupid. Also, you would lose to me in every single round of every single DOA match. Fussbett is right to pimp Gen Fu, who is the awesome mix-up slugger of the game, but I would take you with Mr. Every Shot Goes To Your Middle, Ein Hayate, and I would dress him up in his disco bishie outfit to do it. Because once you've been hit by six or seven consecutive gut shots that 1. get broadcast like CSPAN and 2. you expected, had every right to expect, and were correct in expecting, you'll come to have new respect for the "non-existent" mind games and "button mashing" qualities of DOA. |
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I'm here now! / I'm doing the best I can! by Fussbett 02/24/2005, 9:18pm PST 
You didn't like Tag Tourny? by Willdog 02/24/2005, 10:43pm PST 
One, not counting five. It went 1, 2, 3, tag, 4, 5. NT by extarbags 02/24/2005, 10:55pm PST 
No I didn't. by Fussbett 02/25/2005, 1:37am PST 
Re: No I didn't. by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/25/2005, 3:06am PST 
Re: No I didn't. by Worm 02/25/2005, 6:05am PST 
Re: No I didn't. by extarbags 02/25/2005, 6:14am PST 
Well Gawd, what fighting games do you elite gamers play? by bink 02/25/2005, 7:50am PST 
My favorite is Guilty Gear by extarbags 02/25/2005, 8:04am PST 
ah, fighting games. by Eyo 02/25/2005, 10:27am PST 
So DOA is good because it's easy? NT by extarbags 02/25/2005, 1:35pm PST 
Yes! by Fussbett 02/25/2005, 3:50pm PST 
After a few drinks, I've got more thoughts on fighting games. by Fussbett 02/26/2005, 5:21am PST 
Never seen an actual mind game happen in DOA... by extarbags 02/26/2005, 6:09am PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/25/2005, 5:36pm PST 
Thank you everyone. by bink 02/25/2005, 6:51pm PST 
Re: Thank you everyone. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/25/2005, 7:36pm PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by extarbags 02/26/2005, 8:12am PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/26/2005, 9:04am PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by extarbags 02/26/2005, 9:27am PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/26/2005, 2:07pm PST 
also by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/26/2005, 7:47pm PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by FABIO 02/26/2005, 1:09pm PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by Fussbett 02/26/2005, 7:59pm PST 
So is it DOA:U > DOA3 > DOA: PS2 whatevathafuck > DOA2? by bink 02/27/2005, 12:42pm PST 
Yeah, mostly by Fussbett 02/27/2005, 1:58pm PST 
Wait a minute, Christie isn't in DOA:U!? That kinda seals it for me right there. NT by bink 02/28/2005, 5:51am PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by extarbags 02/27/2005, 5:24pm PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/27/2005, 5:53pm PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by extarbags 02/27/2005, 7:30pm PST 
Re: So DOA is good because it's easy? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/28/2005, 4:33am PST 
BLUSH NT by extarbags 02/28/2005, 6:17am PST 
Re: ah, fighting games. by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/25/2005, 1:42pm PST 
Re: ah, fighting games. by extarbags 02/25/2005, 1:56pm PST 
Re: ah, fighting games. by bombMexico 02/25/2005, 2:56pm PST 
Re: ah, fighting games. by extarbags 02/25/2005, 3:02pm PST 
Re: ah, fighting games. by bombMexico 02/25/2005, 3:55pm PST 
Sounds almost apologetic by Voyons Donc 02/24/2005, 11:05pm PST 
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