Jerry Whorebach wrote:

I guess a large part of what I look for in games is the opportunity to master them, just fucking dominate the fuck out of them with my huge tiny erection, and while this used to be considered normal at one time (and was probably part of what attracted me to gaming in the first place), it's since fallen out of favour. That's fine, I realize people play games for all sorts of different reasons - some like the stories, some like making numbers go up, some like blasting sand niggers in the face and watching their limp bodies flop around like rag dolls.