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The Knuckle Shuffle
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by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 6:00pm PDT |
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Mischief Maker wrote:
A whore would ultimately have been a hell of a lot cheaper.
Assuming this story isn't made up, you fucking retard. What were you thinking?
I was suspicious because she was apologizing in advance for the smell of her room because she said she'd kept all her period tissues (when she uses pads, she rewashes them a couple of times before throwing them away but usually she stuffs her cunt with toilet paper to save money) in a plastic bag rubbish bin she hangs around her door knob. I told her that was fucking disgusting and I wanted her to throw them away before I came in the room. She kept asking me if I wanted to see the tissues to prove that she was on her period, which was unusual because initially I didn't doubt that she was on her period and her period's always been something she's tried to hide from me.
After she ran to the bathroom to scrape my cum off her chest, she came back with a tissue with a tiny speck of blood in the middle and was like, "SEE! I wasn't lying! You didn't trust me! Asshole!"
Anyway, as PP said, she's 34 and if the cum was inserted, it was inserted close to the end of her period. I don't think there's much chance of a pregnancy. This kind of thing has happened quite a few times in the past. I'm not too concerned about it because I'd secretly quite like to have a little child I don't have to feel responsible for. I don't have to feel responsible because she inserted the sperm against my will. She may not have inserted it at all. She often creates lies like this to 'test' how much I love her. The correct answer to her tests is not to care if she gets pregnant.
Interestingly, this wasn't an issue with any of our other fucks. We even made a sex tape for me to wank to in Bahrain. It came out pretty shitty. |
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So I'm fucking this bitch... by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 4:01pm PDT 
"and that's where babies come from, son," said Quétinbec, numbly NT by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 4:04pm PDT
Ha! Perfect. NT by Last 07/27/2009, 5:48pm PDT
I like how Irene Wong wasn't revealed in the story right away. by Fussbett 07/27/2009, 4:16pm PDT
Ever heard of pre-cum, dad? You can't feel us, but we're in it! by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 4:45pm PDT
in fairness by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 5:01pm PDT
This one is really good at getting pregnant, hey everyone NT by She's a mom 07/27/2009, 5:10pm PDT
This is true only for rich white people by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 5:13pm PDT
point conceded by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 5:14pm PDT
it's true, poor and trashy is the NT by key to ultimate fertility 07/28/2009, 3:30pm PDT
HEY DADDY HAVE YOU TALKED TO MOM LATELY by Quetinfetus 10/26/2009, 8:18am PDT
So QB's fortunes seem to be turning up and I'm wondering "how can he fuck this u by Mischief Maker 07/27/2009, 4:59pm PDT
Guys, you can quite safely cum in an older lady's cunt during her period. by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 6:00pm PDT
Someone should write all these down! Let's do it for dad's sake by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 6:14pm PDT
Wait. Wait. You want to get a woman pregnant? by REELING IN SHOCK 07/27/2009, 7:06pm PDT
Oh please, has Irene ever indicated she'd ask for money? She's a saint. NT by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 9:08pm PDT
This is a goldmine! NT by Dane Cook 07/27/2009, 6:48pm PDT
She's trying to get her hooks in you before you leave. NT by Don't buy it! 07/28/2009, 5:23am PDT
Then again, I think she already has you deeply in love with her. NT by Don't buy it! 07/28/2009, 5:23am PDT
This guy's figured it out! I've been wondering what her angle was. NT by An Idiot 07/28/2009, 10:42am PDT
Like opening the book of paint chips to the "vile" section. by Zsenitan 07/28/2009, 11:19am PDT
I believe he quoted a case on the 4 year thing. NT by icycalm 07/28/2009, 12:17pm PDT
don't you guys get it, she was just trying to NT by give QB the aids 07/28/2009, 3:31pm PDT
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