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So I'm fucking this bitch... by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 4:01pm PDT
...on her condition that I cum inside her. She's not on the pill but is on the last day of her period.

For the record, my normal fuck procedure is to have unprotected sex with the girl until she cums, and then I put a condom on and I cum. That way, I enjoy the pleasures of unprotected sex and cumming inside a girl, without worrying about whether she has taken a pill.

As we're fucking, though, I notice that there's no blood on my dick at all. Usually, it collects quite a bit of redness or at least some dried blood depending on when the girl showered on the last day of her period. My dick is completely clean of blood after, say, 30 minutes of fucking.

So I tell her I want to put a condom on. She says, "No, I'm on the last day of my period. Trust me. Trust me. This is our last time" which is a scary thing to say. We're arguing about it as we're fucking and she says it's turning her off. I get off her and go for the condoms and she gets up and tells me to forget about the fuck. There's no way I'll abandon a fuck after 30 minutes of sex, so, I agree to cum inside her and we return to the bed. Over the course of arguing with her though, I've decided cumming inside her isn't worth the month of worry that follows (the worry increases in proportion to the craziness of the girl (in this case, Irene Wong)). I soon decide to make another break for the condoms. If I can get a condom on, I can force her back on the bed and fuck her whether she wants it or not. It's not rape because we've been together for 4 years (Sebation v Bremmer).

I get to the condoms but she's already up and on her way to the bathroom to get changed. I can't keep her from the door and apply the condom, and the more I fight with her, the limper my dick gets!

For the second time I get her to return to the bed by agreeing to cum inside her.

There's no way I'm cumming inside her now, though. I position myself to cum on her chest. I'm not a fan of cumming on people. Here's what I'd say to someone who came on a girl's face, "You missed." Sex is about putting sperm in vaginas. It's designed to feel best that way. Because cumming in vaginas doesn't make for good film, the porn industry introduced cum shots, and a lot of stupid motherfuckers fell for them regardless of how crappy they feel. Not me, though.

In this instance, I didn't have a choice. I brought myself to the point of cumming and then pulled out my dick to wank it over her tits. I began to cum. She grabbed the middle of my dick and tried to shove it back in her cunt saying, "No please, I want to cum. Let me cum".

Two interesting things:

1. I've never before had to think or make decisions during an orgasm. You don't realized how paralized you are as you're cumming until you're called to action during that moment. There was a lot of pressure from her and from me to put my cumming dick back inside her. Fortunately, I was near paralyzed from the orgasm. Maybe if it hadn't been for that paralysis, I would have stuck it back inside her. Still, it's scary to realize how vulnerable you are at that moment.

2. An unwanked dick can cum! In trying to shove my dick back inside her, she'd grabbed its middle which didn't give me enough length to keep wanking it. I came, though, and continued to cum without it being rubbed. It spurted as if I had been wanking. It was like finding out that the pump action shotguns that you thought you had to chick-chick between shots didn't actually have to be chick-chicked. It was all ceremony! All this time!

My cum got as far as her neck and a little bit got on the only sheets she had. We had to sleep on them for the next couple of days. She went to the bathroom without wiping my cum off her chest, I assume to scrape it into her vagina. I asked her if she did that and she said yes and asked me what I was going to do about it and I said nothing because I hoped she was lying.
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So I'm fucking this bitch... by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 4:01pm PDT NEW
    "and that's where babies come from, son," said Quétinbec, numbly NT by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 4:04pm PDT NEW
        Ha! Perfect. NT by Last 07/27/2009, 5:48pm PDT NEW
    I like how Irene Wong wasn't revealed in the story right away. by Fussbett 07/27/2009, 4:16pm PDT NEW
    Ever heard of pre-cum, dad? You can't feel us, but we're in it! by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 4:45pm PDT NEW
        in fairness by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 5:01pm PDT NEW
            This one is really good at getting pregnant, hey everyone NT by She's a mom 07/27/2009, 5:10pm PDT NEW
            This is true only for rich white people by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                point conceded by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                    it's true, poor and trashy is the NT by key to ultimate fertility 07/28/2009, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                        HEY DADDY HAVE YOU TALKED TO MOM LATELY by Quetinfetus 10/26/2009, 8:18am PDT NEW
    So QB's fortunes seem to be turning up and I'm wondering "how can he fuck this u by Mischief Maker 07/27/2009, 4:59pm PDT NEW
        Guys, you can quite safely cum in an older lady's cunt during her period. by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 6:00pm PDT NEW
            Someone should write all these down! Let's do it for dad's sake by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 6:14pm PDT NEW
            Wait. Wait. You want to get a woman pregnant? by REELING IN SHOCK 07/27/2009, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                Oh please, has Irene ever indicated she'd ask for money? She's a saint. NT by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 9:08pm PDT NEW
        This is a goldmine! NT by Dane Cook 07/27/2009, 6:48pm PDT NEW
    She's trying to get her hooks in you before you leave. NT by Don't buy it! 07/28/2009, 5:23am PDT NEW
        Then again, I think she already has you deeply in love with her. NT by Don't buy it! 07/28/2009, 5:23am PDT NEW
        This guy's figured it out! I've been wondering what her angle was. NT by An Idiot 07/28/2009, 10:42am PDT NEW
    Like opening the book of paint chips to the "vile" section. by Zsenitan 07/28/2009, 11:19am PDT NEW
        I believe he quoted a case on the 4 year thing. NT by icycalm 07/28/2009, 12:17pm PDT NEW
    don't you guys get it, she was just trying to NT by give QB the aids 07/28/2009, 3:31pm PDT NEW
 
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