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Wait. Wait. You want to get a woman pregnant? by REELING IN SHOCK 07/27/2009, 7:06pm PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

I'm not too concerned about it because I'd secretly quite like to have a little child I don't have to feel responsible for.

Thank god there are "I don't want to feel responsible" clauses in paternity law.
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So I'm fucking this bitch... by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 4:01pm PDT NEW
    "and that's where babies come from, son," said Quétinbec, numbly NT by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 4:04pm PDT NEW
        Ha! Perfect. NT by Last 07/27/2009, 5:48pm PDT NEW
    I like how Irene Wong wasn't revealed in the story right away. by Fussbett 07/27/2009, 4:16pm PDT NEW
    Ever heard of pre-cum, dad? You can't feel us, but we're in it! by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 4:45pm PDT NEW
        in fairness by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 5:01pm PDT NEW
            This one is really good at getting pregnant, hey everyone NT by She's a mom 07/27/2009, 5:10pm PDT NEW
            This is true only for rich white people by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                point conceded by up with pod people 07/27/2009, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                    it's true, poor and trashy is the NT by key to ultimate fertility 07/28/2009, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                        HEY DADDY HAVE YOU TALKED TO MOM LATELY by Quetinfetus 10/26/2009, 8:18am PDT NEW
    So QB's fortunes seem to be turning up and I'm wondering "how can he fuck this u by Mischief Maker 07/27/2009, 4:59pm PDT NEW
        Guys, you can quite safely cum in an older lady's cunt during her period. by Quétinbec 07/27/2009, 6:00pm PDT NEW
            Someone should write all these down! Let's do it for dad's sake by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 6:14pm PDT NEW
            Wait. Wait. You want to get a woman pregnant? by REELING IN SHOCK 07/27/2009, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                Oh please, has Irene ever indicated she'd ask for money? She's a saint. NT by QuentinSperm 07/27/2009, 9:08pm PDT NEW
        This is a goldmine! NT by Dane Cook 07/27/2009, 6:48pm PDT NEW
    She's trying to get her hooks in you before you leave. NT by Don't buy it! 07/28/2009, 5:23am PDT NEW
        Then again, I think she already has you deeply in love with her. NT by Don't buy it! 07/28/2009, 5:23am PDT NEW
        This guy's figured it out! I've been wondering what her angle was. NT by An Idiot 07/28/2009, 10:42am PDT NEW
    Like opening the book of paint chips to the "vile" section. by Zsenitan 07/28/2009, 11:19am PDT NEW
        I believe he quoted a case on the 4 year thing. NT by icycalm 07/28/2009, 12:17pm PDT NEW
    don't you guys get it, she was just trying to NT by give QB the aids 07/28/2009, 3:31pm PDT NEW
 
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