Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Mischief Maker"]A whore would ultimately have been a hell of a lot cheaper. Assuming this story isn't made up, you fucking retard. What were you thinking?[/quote] I was suspicious because she was apologizing in advance for the smell of her room because she said she'd kept all her period tissues (when she uses pads, she rewashes them a couple of times before throwing them away but usually she stuffs her cunt with toilet paper to save money) in a plastic bag rubbish bin she hangs around her door knob. I told her that was fucking disgusting and I wanted her to throw them away before I came in the room. She kept asking me if I wanted to see the tissues to prove that she was on her period, which was unusual because initially I didn't doubt that she was on her period and her period's always been something she's tried to hide from me. After she ran to the bathroom to scrape my cum off her chest, she came back with a tissue with a tiny speck of blood in the middle and was like, "SEE! I wasn't lying! You didn't trust me! Asshole!" Anyway, as PP said, she's 34 and if the cum was inserted, it was inserted close to the end of her period. I don't think there's much chance of a pregnancy. This kind of thing has happened quite a few times in the past. I'm not too concerned about it because I'd secretly quite like to have a little child I don't have to feel responsible for. I don't have to feel responsible because she inserted the sperm against my will. She may not have inserted it at all. She often creates lies like this to 'test' how much I love her. The correct answer to her tests is not to care if she gets pregnant. Interestingly, this wasn't an issue with any of our other fucks. We even made a sex tape for me to wank to in Bahrain. It came out pretty shitty.[/quote]