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by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 3:00pm PDT |
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Worst song fucked to.
When I was a 14 y/o virgin, I planned the songs I'd fuck to because I thought music would be an important part of sex, like sex was dancing or something. However, the only non-REM CD I had was the Mortal Kombat soundtrack, so I had no cool CD's. That's not a big deal, though. People like Zseni think you have to like cool music to be cool, but actually so long as you're aware of cool music, people will let you get away with liking any old bullshit.
So basically, the only fuckable song in my entire 8 CD collection was Orbital's Halycon on the Mortal Kombat CD. For those of you who didn't own that CD, that song sounds like a kind of sped up Deep Forrest. It's pretty gay now but I think it was quite acceptable then. The song went for like 10 minutes, so your fuck would be well under way by the time it finished. The girl wouldn't be able to detect she was listening to a song on a gay Mortal Kombat CD because girls don't know about that kind of thing. The problem was that this song is followed by the theme to Mortal Kombat and I only had a single CD mini-system. So, I'd have to keep the remote within arm's reach during the fuck, and then take my chances with student radio just before the song finished.
There was the potential for something very embarrassing to happen, but sadly it would be 8 years before my first fuck so it all amounted to shit. :( Wanks ahoy.
The worst song I actually fucked to was played while fucking Irene. She lives crammed into a shithole with a million disgusting immigrants. The rooms are tiny and the walls are so thin you can hear people clicking their mice next door. We turn up music loud to hide our gay conversations. We were listening to Burt Bacharach over dinner and the dinner turned into a fuck. We were halfway through the fuck when Tom Jones' "What's new Pussycat?" started playing. The worst part was that we know the the music doesn't conceal our fuck to the guy directly behind her room because we can hear him weakly clearing his throat, so he must have thought we chose to fuck to that shit. Fortunately, he's an ignorant frightened immigrant so we don't give a fuck what he thinks. |
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Important Songs by Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 4:29pm PDT 
Fag NT by Everybody 07/07/2009, 4:45pm PDT
Hahahah! I love it! And no one's gonna call me out so suffer quietly please. NT by Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 7:30pm PDT
you'd be so disappointed if caltrops ever got confessional! by up with pod people 07/07/2009, 7:35pm PDT
Re: you'd be so disappointed if caltrops ever got confessional! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 12:12am PDT
You know what would be REALLY hilarious? by Jerry Whorebach 07/08/2009, 1:38am PDT
Tomorrow! I promise! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 1:43am PDT
My list would be my muxtape (RIP) + The Beatles + Neutral Milk + Clutch by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 12:43am PDT
Re: My list would be my muxtape (RIP) + The Beatles + Neutral Milk + Clutch by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 1:43am PDT
In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 4:22pm PDT
Re: In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 6:22pm PDT
Re: In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 7:35pm PDT
Prefuse 73 has its maximum effect when it's all "ABLE TO PBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL NT by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 8:01pm PDT
Listen with your heart, Fussbett. by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 11:34pm PDT
I'm already really good at listening to music by Fussbett 07/09/2009, 1:10am PDT
HOW COULD YOU by Fullofkittens 07/09/2009, 9:40pm PDT
Techno's not even music. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2009, 9:55pm PDT
psh music is barely techno NT by Worm 07/09/2009, 10:45pm PDT
There are exceptions. But the genre sucks, mostly. I mean come on. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2009, 1:53am PDT
He's right, unfortunately. by Chairman Mao 07/10/2009, 7:20am PDT
Re: He's right, unfortunately. by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:26pm PDT
I don't like electronic music. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 5:46pm PDT
Quétinbec, unable to understand the subtleties of his own native language by Chairman Mao 07/10/2009, 7:41pm PDT
Just take a couple of old rap records and sing over them. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 9:46am PDT
Look at you with your long hair and hard rock. This is 2009 & you're a grown man NT by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:24pm PDT
Whoa, I hope you didn't burst into tears after being so brutally honest with me. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2009, 6:26pm PDT
I have songs to help me deal with sadness.I don't use hard music to hide from it NT by Quétinbec 07/11/2009, 4:08pm PDT
It's not working for you. Try dealing with sadness by not being a huge fag. NT by Fussbett 07/12/2009, 7:42pm PDT
QT3 on crying by QT3 Reporter 07/15/2009, 12:12am PDT
Hahahahaha qt3, oh you incredible pussies. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 12:17am PDT
Fuck me! They stole my idea and used it for evil. by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 2:10am PDT
I'll ignore the first guy as he was beaten regularly as a child... by Fussbett 07/15/2009, 10:15am PDT
Move Yourself To Tears: The Qt3 Story NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 1:00pm PDT
What vivid imaginations they must have! by Arbit 07/15/2009, 2:33pm PDT
Re: QT3 on crying by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:36am PDT
Jeph "Jeff" JJJ Jacques on crying by Fussbett 07/15/2009, 11:49am PDT
It's gotten to where I can't get all the way through these comics. NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 4:41pm PDT
Well the Roger Rabbit one is understandable NT by Entropy Stew 07/15/2009, 4:58pm PDT
Iron Giant sacrificing himself for the *SNIFFFF* townspeople also acceptable NT by bombMexico 07/15/2009, 11:07pm PDT
Word. Also: "Baby Mine" scene in Dumbo by Fullofkittens 07/16/2009, 6:19am PDT
Up NT by Last 07/16/2009, 8:20am PDT
I wept at all the RACISM NT by Entropy Stew 07/20/2009, 10:09am PDT
I actually laughed at that scene in Roger Rabbit. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:56pm PDT
Nothing tops the guy who cried over Deadliest Catch. NT by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 1:49am PDT
Hey man, he didn't know the catch would be THAT deadly. NT by Fussbett 07/16/2009, 8:53am PDT
They all have the same haircut NT by This is Chris's Blood 07/15/2009, 8:53pm PDT
more crying by up with pod people 07/15/2009, 9:44pm PDT
Hey a GOOD webcomic. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:56pm PDT
I already answered this quiz. ON FACEBOOK. by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 4:00am PDT
Chairman Mao likes this NT by Chairman Mao 07/08/2009, 7:33am PDT
Fuck you, Mao. Get off my thread. NT by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 3:00pm PDT
Chairman Mao likes this NT by Chairman Mao 07/08/2009, 3:04pm PDT
Fuck your Facebook friends, BUT I've got a better idea for this thread. by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 3:00pm PDT
"what's new pussycat" is now my mental soundtrack to all QB posts. 2 thumbs up NT by up with pod people 07/08/2009, 3:13pm PDT
I did *not* answer this one on Facebook. by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 3:48pm PDT
Sad, mournful break-up sex while the fucker next door blasts Third Eye Blind. =( by Last 07/08/2009, 4:45pm PDT
AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT NT by Fortinbras 07/08/2009, 5:22pm PDT
No, we stayed broken up. by Last 07/09/2009, 5:35am PDT
Re: Sad, mournful break-up sex while the fucker next door blasts Third Eye Blind by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 6:31pm PDT
Semi-charmed Life would be okay to have sex to, maybe? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/09/2009, 9:47pm PDT
It would be fine for new relationship sex, but not your final goodbye hump. NT by Last 07/10/2009, 4:53am PDT
Where would you put "Blinded"? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/19/2009, 10:10pm PDT
Oh man. by Zsenitan 07/10/2009, 1:10pm PDT
slinky secrets, hotter than the sun NT by up with pod people 07/11/2009, 8:40am PDT
I remember thinking about this kind of stuff (when I was 17) NT by Tricknology 07/08/2009, 6:42pm PDT
What do you think about now that you're 50? NT by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 11:35pm PDT
totally agree, case in point: the wall by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/09/2009, 3:18am PDT
Re: totally agree, case in point: the wall by Vested Id 07/10/2009, 12:11am PDT
Jesus Christ. Are you going to make someone fucking ask? by bombMexico 07/09/2009, 6:51pm PDT
You haven't been paying attention. by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 12:04am PDT
Re: You haven't been paying attention. by Mr Gutsy 07/10/2009, 12:12am PDT
I'm not sure you've put enough thought into masturbating by bombMexico 07/11/2009, 5:28am PDT
'music' for 'music' lovers by gruman 07/10/2009, 12:05am PDT
Important Songs by Zsenitan 07/10/2009, 2:12pm PDT
Crying by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:23pm PDT
"Crying" by Roy Orbison is a great song. by Fullofkittens 07/10/2009, 6:55pm PDT
This is true by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/10/2009, 7:56pm PDT
Re: This is true by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 8:03pm PDT
Re: Important Songs by Entropy Stew 07/11/2009, 7:25pm PDT
Yes! It's even more crying! by Quétinbec 07/18/2009, 5:22pm PDT
If she does wind up stabbing you that would just be the best goddamn thing ever NT by Fortinbras 07/18/2009, 5:26pm PDT
I don't like her chances without a knife. by Quétinbec 07/19/2009, 6:52pm PDT
Re: I don't like her chances without a knife. by E. L. Koba 07/19/2009, 8:59pm PDT
Hahaah! She's getting fired from her job, too. Should be a RIOT. NT by Quétinbec 07/20/2009, 2:17am PDT
Re: Important Songs by penis penis penis 07/19/2009, 7:05pm PDT
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