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by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:23pm PDT |
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So, some guys in the Mac Hall Complaints forum here were laughing at a guy for laughing at a guy for crying to anime. Part of this thread is about crying and I think crying is a pretty funny thing. Girls will like you for crying: they'll go from loving you to liking you for crying. Crying is a terrible thing to do.
Here's a time I cried:
Earlier this year in an Australian hotel with a young, quite ugly, Japanese/Taiwanese girl. Lying in bed after a fuck, I was looking up at the ceiling because I wanted her to ask me what I was thinking. She'd said I "could be the one" and I was wondering if I could spend the rest of my life with someone as ugly and stupid as her. In my opinion, she had these defects and these were my serious concerns that she would have to address.
The problem was she was sweet and we'd just had a lovely weekend. I'd fuck everything up by being mean. But honesty's the best policy if you want to make any real progress.
I didn't think I should just blurt out how ugly and stupid I thought she was, which was why I needed her to ask me what I was thinking. I was being a total faggot about it. She didn't ask me right away, so I started staring at the ceiling with a pained expression so she couldn't NOT ask. And when she finally asked, I'm like, "Oh..well...you know...nothing..." (!!!!) So of course she starts to press me for info which is what I need. I need us to feel that she's dragging this terrible shit out of me, NOT that I'm heaping it on her voluntarily like some total asshole. I need to build up to it with all this faggotry to soften the blow. I don't do this shit for fun!
But she's so nice... To make it easier for me to tell her these bad things, I ask her to tell me all the things she doesn't like about me. I tell her she needs to be as honest as possible and I'll be angry if she just tells me some bullshit. She says she thinks I have bad skin, and that I dress like an old man, and that my sandals are old and smell.
Dress like an old man?! Whatever. This is all superficial bullshit. She hasn't identified any serious personality or physical defects because she's either stupid, nice, or cowardly. But, she has made it slightly easier for me to say my awful things. So, I tell her to brace for the bad things I think about her:
I tell her that I think her face is too fat and round, and that she looks old for her age, and that she has bad skin and bad hair, and I'm about half way through my list when two things happen:
- She stopped looking nervous and went dead calm like she was shutting herself off from the world. This shocked me and made me feel like an abuser.
- As the bad words were coming out of my mouth, I wondered what the fuck I'd fooled myself into doing. I was having flashbacks of people telling me I'm an asshole to women and my Dad telling me I deliberately sabotage my life.
So, I'm halfway through telling this sweet girl how ugly she is when these two things occur and I burst into tears. I didn't even get the chance to tell her how stupid I thought she was!
It was pretty fucking awful. She sat there blankly while I was in tears. After a while, she asked me why I was crying and I told her "Because I'm a shallow piece of shit."
Then we got back into bed and I asked her if I could hold her and she said yes but she didn't move or touch me in return. She said, "If we ever had a child, I would pray that it wouldn't look like me, but we won't ever have a child." and I felt very sad and said, "No, don't say that.".
After she broke up with me, I wanked to her memory about a dozen times, but I haven't wanked to her in the last 3 months. |
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Important Songs by Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 4:29pm PDT 
Fag NT by Everybody 07/07/2009, 4:45pm PDT
Hahahah! I love it! And no one's gonna call me out so suffer quietly please. NT by Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 7:30pm PDT
you'd be so disappointed if caltrops ever got confessional! by up with pod people 07/07/2009, 7:35pm PDT
Re: you'd be so disappointed if caltrops ever got confessional! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 12:12am PDT
You know what would be REALLY hilarious? by Jerry Whorebach 07/08/2009, 1:38am PDT
Tomorrow! I promise! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 1:43am PDT
My list would be my muxtape (RIP) + The Beatles + Neutral Milk + Clutch by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 12:43am PDT
Re: My list would be my muxtape (RIP) + The Beatles + Neutral Milk + Clutch by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 1:43am PDT
In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 4:22pm PDT
Re: In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 6:22pm PDT
Re: In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 7:35pm PDT
Prefuse 73 has its maximum effect when it's all "ABLE TO PBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL NT by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 8:01pm PDT
Listen with your heart, Fussbett. by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 11:34pm PDT
I'm already really good at listening to music by Fussbett 07/09/2009, 1:10am PDT
HOW COULD YOU by Fullofkittens 07/09/2009, 9:40pm PDT
Techno's not even music. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2009, 9:55pm PDT
psh music is barely techno NT by Worm 07/09/2009, 10:45pm PDT
There are exceptions. But the genre sucks, mostly. I mean come on. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2009, 1:53am PDT
He's right, unfortunately. by Chairman Mao 07/10/2009, 7:20am PDT
Re: He's right, unfortunately. by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:26pm PDT
I don't like electronic music. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 5:46pm PDT
Quétinbec, unable to understand the subtleties of his own native language by Chairman Mao 07/10/2009, 7:41pm PDT
Just take a couple of old rap records and sing over them. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 9:46am PDT
Look at you with your long hair and hard rock. This is 2009 & you're a grown man NT by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:24pm PDT
Whoa, I hope you didn't burst into tears after being so brutally honest with me. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2009, 6:26pm PDT
I have songs to help me deal with sadness.I don't use hard music to hide from it NT by Quétinbec 07/11/2009, 4:08pm PDT
It's not working for you. Try dealing with sadness by not being a huge fag. NT by Fussbett 07/12/2009, 7:42pm PDT
QT3 on crying by QT3 Reporter 07/15/2009, 12:12am PDT
Hahahahaha qt3, oh you incredible pussies. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 12:17am PDT
Fuck me! They stole my idea and used it for evil. by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 2:10am PDT
I'll ignore the first guy as he was beaten regularly as a child... by Fussbett 07/15/2009, 10:15am PDT
Move Yourself To Tears: The Qt3 Story NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 1:00pm PDT
What vivid imaginations they must have! by Arbit 07/15/2009, 2:33pm PDT
Re: QT3 on crying by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:36am PDT
Jeph "Jeff" JJJ Jacques on crying by Fussbett 07/15/2009, 11:49am PDT
It's gotten to where I can't get all the way through these comics. NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 4:41pm PDT
Well the Roger Rabbit one is understandable NT by Entropy Stew 07/15/2009, 4:58pm PDT
Iron Giant sacrificing himself for the *SNIFFFF* townspeople also acceptable NT by bombMexico 07/15/2009, 11:07pm PDT
Word. Also: "Baby Mine" scene in Dumbo by Fullofkittens 07/16/2009, 6:19am PDT
Up NT by Last 07/16/2009, 8:20am PDT
I wept at all the RACISM NT by Entropy Stew 07/20/2009, 10:09am PDT
I actually laughed at that scene in Roger Rabbit. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:56pm PDT
Nothing tops the guy who cried over Deadliest Catch. NT by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 1:49am PDT
Hey man, he didn't know the catch would be THAT deadly. NT by Fussbett 07/16/2009, 8:53am PDT
They all have the same haircut NT by This is Chris's Blood 07/15/2009, 8:53pm PDT
more crying by up with pod people 07/15/2009, 9:44pm PDT
Hey a GOOD webcomic. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:56pm PDT
I already answered this quiz. ON FACEBOOK. by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 4:00am PDT
Chairman Mao likes this NT by Chairman Mao 07/08/2009, 7:33am PDT
Fuck you, Mao. Get off my thread. NT by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 3:00pm PDT
Chairman Mao likes this NT by Chairman Mao 07/08/2009, 3:04pm PDT
Fuck your Facebook friends, BUT I've got a better idea for this thread. by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 3:00pm PDT
"what's new pussycat" is now my mental soundtrack to all QB posts. 2 thumbs up NT by up with pod people 07/08/2009, 3:13pm PDT
I did *not* answer this one on Facebook. by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 3:48pm PDT
Sad, mournful break-up sex while the fucker next door blasts Third Eye Blind. =( by Last 07/08/2009, 4:45pm PDT
AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT NT by Fortinbras 07/08/2009, 5:22pm PDT
No, we stayed broken up. by Last 07/09/2009, 5:35am PDT
Re: Sad, mournful break-up sex while the fucker next door blasts Third Eye Blind by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 6:31pm PDT
Semi-charmed Life would be okay to have sex to, maybe? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/09/2009, 9:47pm PDT
It would be fine for new relationship sex, but not your final goodbye hump. NT by Last 07/10/2009, 4:53am PDT
Where would you put "Blinded"? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/19/2009, 10:10pm PDT
Oh man. by Zsenitan 07/10/2009, 1:10pm PDT
slinky secrets, hotter than the sun NT by up with pod people 07/11/2009, 8:40am PDT
I remember thinking about this kind of stuff (when I was 17) NT by Tricknology 07/08/2009, 6:42pm PDT
What do you think about now that you're 50? NT by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 11:35pm PDT
totally agree, case in point: the wall by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/09/2009, 3:18am PDT
Re: totally agree, case in point: the wall by Vested Id 07/10/2009, 12:11am PDT
Jesus Christ. Are you going to make someone fucking ask? by bombMexico 07/09/2009, 6:51pm PDT
You haven't been paying attention. by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 12:04am PDT
Re: You haven't been paying attention. by Mr Gutsy 07/10/2009, 12:12am PDT
I'm not sure you've put enough thought into masturbating by bombMexico 07/11/2009, 5:28am PDT
'music' for 'music' lovers by gruman 07/10/2009, 12:05am PDT
Important Songs by Zsenitan 07/10/2009, 2:12pm PDT
Crying by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:23pm PDT
"Crying" by Roy Orbison is a great song. by Fullofkittens 07/10/2009, 6:55pm PDT
This is true by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/10/2009, 7:56pm PDT
Re: This is true by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 8:03pm PDT
Re: Important Songs by Entropy Stew 07/11/2009, 7:25pm PDT
Yes! It's even more crying! by Quétinbec 07/18/2009, 5:22pm PDT
If she does wind up stabbing you that would just be the best goddamn thing ever NT by Fortinbras 07/18/2009, 5:26pm PDT
I don't like her chances without a knife. by Quétinbec 07/19/2009, 6:52pm PDT
Re: I don't like her chances without a knife. by E. L. Koba 07/19/2009, 8:59pm PDT
Hahaah! She's getting fired from her job, too. Should be a RIOT. NT by Quétinbec 07/20/2009, 2:17am PDT
Re: Important Songs by penis penis penis 07/19/2009, 7:05pm PDT
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