Forum Overview :: No Stairway to Heaven :: Fuck your Facebook friends, BUT I've got a better idea for this thread.

[quote name="Quétinbec"]Worst song fucked to. When I was a 14 y/o virgin, I planned the songs I'd fuck to because I thought music would be an important part of sex, like sex was dancing or something. However, the only non-REM CD I had was the Mortal Kombat soundtrack, so I had no cool CD's. That's not a big deal, though. People like Zseni think you have to like cool music to be cool, but actually so long as you're aware of cool music, people will let you get away with liking any old bullshit. So basically, the only fuckable song in my entire 8 CD collection was Orbital's Halycon on the Mortal Kombat CD. For those of you who didn't own that CD, that song sounds like a kind of sped up Deep Forrest. It's pretty gay now but I think it was quite acceptable then. The song went for like 10 minutes, so your fuck would be well under way by the time it finished. The girl wouldn't be able to detect she was listening to a song on a gay Mortal Kombat CD because girls don't know about that kind of thing. The problem was that this song is followed by the theme to Mortal Kombat and I only had a single CD mini-system. So, I'd have to keep the remote within arm's reach during the fuck, and then take my chances with student radio just before the song finished. There was the potential for something very embarrassing to happen, but sadly it would be 8 years before my first fuck so it all amounted to shit. :( Wanks ahoy. The worst song I actually fucked to was played while fucking Irene. She lives crammed into a shithole with a million disgusting immigrants. The rooms are tiny and the walls are so thin you can hear people clicking their mice next door. We turn up music loud to hide our gay conversations. We were listening to Burt Bacharach over dinner and the dinner turned into a fuck. We were halfway through the fuck when Tom Jones' "What's new Pussycat?" started playing. The worst part was that we know the the music doesn't conceal our fuck to the guy directly behind her room because we can hear him weakly clearing his throat, so he must have thought we chose to fuck to that shit. Fortunately, he's an ignorant frightened immigrant so we don't give a fuck what he thinks.[/quote]