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by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 8:29pm PDT |
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If the car breaks down somewhere else, how does it get to the junkyard? Don't say your mom pushes it. DO NOT SAY YOUR MOM WOULD PUSH A CAR TO THE JUNKYARD.
I like how most of this discussion sounds like standard mom jokes, but they're actually seriously about YOUR MOM THE JUNKYARD MECHANIC. Again, not a joke. I mean, I hear your mom is DOWN AT THE JUNKYARD LOOKING FOR JUNK. Seriously though. It's amazing I've gotten this far and avoided a joke about her having a lot of junk in the trunk, but that's only because you've hinted it's a hatchback.
Jerry Whorebach wrote:
Fussbett wrote:
So you're telling me when your mom's Datsun needs a new part she... Goes to a junkyard. Finds the correct part. Possibly removes it from an old(er) Datsun? Brings it to her car in the parking lot (fortunately it didn't need a tow) and installs it. Like, she pulls out a socket wrench set? Or whatever the poor equivalent is? ("Wrench"?) Perhaps she has an '81 Datsun 310 repair manual to guide her? Now I look stupid for questioning this.
This is Fussbett, literally flabbergasted by all the things old ladies are doing these days. "You mean to tell me she puts on men's-style trousers? Drives herself to the petrol station? Opens her own door? Reads the labels on the pumps? What next, does she break into sing-speak like the negro Kanye West?!"
Is auto repair more difficult than pumping gas by a large margin? (y/n)
Anyway, first it was Zseni's lifting power, and now Jerry's mom's auto repair prowess. Caltrops has really shown me that I shouldn't judge a woman by my prejudices (except I don't even know a man who could repair a Datsun from junkyard parts, or knows where a junkyard is, or knew they still existed (because I don't know Ray of Light's dad)). |
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Top [some] scariest bands by I need clarification 05/12/2009, 12:33am PDT 
Re: Top [some] scariest bands by H1N1 05/12/2009, 5:38am PDT 
Got that for ya. by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/12/2009, 9:23am PDT 
oh shit gg allin NT by mark 05/12/2009, 10:05am PDT 
I thought I posted GG Allin already but apparently I did not post anything. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 10:45am PDT 
gary glitter NT by gruman 05/12/2009, 10:15am PDT 
Tori Amos, Pantera, uhhhh Pantera again. Also Tori Amos. by Zsenitan 05/12/2009, 3:13pm PDT 
lol NT by Fullofkittens 05/12/2009, 3:36pm PDT 
Fuck's sake, Zseni. NT by Quétinbec 05/12/2009, 3:38pm PDT 
I so know, man. "lol" is basically the ideal response. NT by Zsenitan 05/12/2009, 3:44pm PDT 
Gang Raped by 6 Year Olds: The Zensy Story. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 3:44pm PDT 
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Agoraphobia, Jerry. Is that what they call your 'disease'? Bond with this girl! by Quétinbec 05/14/2009, 5:42pm PDT 
Agoraphobia is the fear of leaving one's apartment, or "agoring" as the Romans by called it. 05/14/2009, 9:30pm PDT 
If the coffee shop only had one person in it, the cashier, is that one too many? by Fussbett 05/14/2009, 9:57pm PDT 
Followup: Can you have pizza delivered? by bombMexico 05/14/2009, 10:20pm PDT 
Re: Followup: Can you have pizza delivered? by Quétinbec 05/15/2009, 4:34pm PDT 
This is an interesting hypothesis! by Fullofkittens 05/15/2009, 6:56pm PDT 
Putting a bezel around the emoticons was a nice detail on an A+ post. Congrats! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2009, 12:06pm PDT 
Re: This is an interesting hypothesis! by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 3:12pm PDT 
I always think I will be asked to prove that my belongings are actually mine. NT by Zsenitan 05/16/2009, 4:52pm PDT 
Speaking of which do you have AIM/yahoo/MSN or just gay skype NT by Zsenitan 05/16/2009, 4:55pm PDT 
Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will leave a by Fullofkittens 05/16/2009, 6:51pm PDT 
Re: Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will le by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 9:38pm PDT 
Yes, I too want nude photos of Fullofkittens WAIT NO fuck ABORT by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 9:57pm PDT 
It's especially cutting to Zseni who was the one clearly offering. Ouch. NT by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 11:26am PDT 
If I had a nickle for every time someone on Caltrops ignores me on purpose, I'd NT by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 11:44am PDT 
You already have my email, Zseni. You can say private things on that. NT by Quétinbec 05/17/2009, 3:22pm PDT 
Re: Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will leav by Entropy Stew 05/17/2009, 12:47pm PDT 
Aw. =) NT by Fullofkittens 05/17/2009, 7:41pm PDT 
Great. You had to go and bring attention to it it by responding NT by Entropy Stew 05/17/2009, 7:48pm PDT 
d'oh, we should take this to IM. NT by Fullofkittens 05/17/2009, 7:49pm PDT 
I had a bad experience with fast food, once. by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 9:19am PDT 
This story is less believable than your mom's Datsun! Shaking fries onto the fl by Fussbett 05/16/2009, 9:48am PDT 
I don't understand, in your mind what does my mom drive? NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 12:01pm PDT 
Can't blame Jerry for not taking shit from someone who can't nail an NT post NT by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 8:55pm PDT 
It's POSSIBLE what you say is true, but so unlikely it's like a reverse lottery. by Fussbett 05/16/2009, 9:29pm PDT 
Taking a 30-year-old Datsun to the mechanic, now who's living in fantasy land? by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 10:58pm PDT 
Yeah, I sure see a lot of Sanford and Son on TV these days... by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 11:25am PDT 
Datsun made rusty hatchbacks, not hummel figurines :( by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 12:49pm PDT 
You misunderstand why I think Datsuns are rare by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 2:10pm PDT 
A tow! When you call CAA, do they also send someone to put your monocle back in? by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 7:47pm PDT 
Can I call your mom when I next have car trouble? Apparently she can tow too? by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 8:29pm PDT 
She would probably just push it off the road, then come back with the parts. by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 8:56pm PDT 
Yeah she would probably just do that. NT by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 9:51pm PDT 
I had a good experience with fast food once (I ate it and it was good). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2009, 10:01am PDT 
The world's saddest lie: pretending to have visited a fast food store. NT by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 3:13pm PDT 
Re: Top [some] scariest bands by Quétinbec 05/12/2009, 3:35pm PDT 
Most musicians (even the famous ones) aren't set for life. by Fullofkittens 05/12/2009, 3:42pm PDT 
And anyone who got rich sure wrote more than 10 minutes... by Fussbett 05/12/2009, 5:26pm PDT 
Re: Top [some] scariest bands by up with pod people 05/12/2009, 7:02pm PDT 
A thread about music nostalgia! I'm in! by Fussbett 05/12/2009, 11:31pm PDT 
Oops, I forgot to talk about my childhood therapy sessions. Sorry ladiez. NT by Fussbett 05/12/2009, 11:33pm PDT 
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Tom (fucking) Waits by Motherhead 05/17/2009, 10:37am PDT 
TOM WAITS IS STRAIGHTEDGE he occasionally likes the occasional drinksy drink. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 11:08am PDT 
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Seth Putnam, lead singer of Anal Cunt, also died today. by Orange Devil Bat 06/12/2011, 9:46pm PDT 
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