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Re: Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will le by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 9:38pm PDT
Fullofkittens wrote:

I wouldn't expect you to know much about my personal life but the last time I did music "for a living" was in 2004. The story of my return to corporate life was lost when Veronica drank so much cum that the site made her sick and she made her houseboy delete Caltrops.com.

Actually, that's probably not true, maybe I only told people about it over IM. But I hope I wasn't giving people the impression that I am something other than a hobbyist.

You should get on IM! That's where the good stories are.

Or so I assume. I quit getting on IM in 2005. lol


Fuck that. Only people who can potentially give me money or fuck me are allowed to interrupt me as I go about my daily shit. I don't need to know in real time that Fussbett's just seen The Watchmen and has something funny to say about it. And, it's funnier to me and better for everyone else to say private things publicly on the forum. I have nothing I want to secretly tell someone. Gay!

If you do want to send me money or nude photos, though: quentin@hotmail.com.
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Top [some] scariest bands by I need clarification 05/12/2009, 12:33am PDT NEW
    Re: Top [some] scariest bands by H1N1 05/12/2009, 5:38am PDT NEW
        Got that for ya. by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/12/2009, 9:23am PDT NEW
            oh shit gg allin NT by mark 05/12/2009, 10:05am PDT NEW
                I thought I posted GG Allin already but apparently I did not post anything. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 10:45am PDT NEW
    gary glitter NT by gruman 05/12/2009, 10:15am PDT NEW
    Tori Amos, Pantera, uhhhh Pantera again. Also Tori Amos. by Zsenitan 05/12/2009, 3:13pm PDT NEW
        lol NT by Fullofkittens 05/12/2009, 3:36pm PDT NEW
        Fuck's sake, Zseni. NT by Quétinbec 05/12/2009, 3:38pm PDT NEW
            I so know, man. "lol" is basically the ideal response. NT by Zsenitan 05/12/2009, 3:44pm PDT NEW
        Gang Raped by 6 Year Olds: The Zensy Story. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 3:44pm PDT NEW
        eine kleine rapemusik by up with pod people 05/12/2009, 7:20pm PDT NEW
            Agoraphobia, Jerry. Is that what they call your 'disease'? Bond with this girl! by Quétinbec 05/14/2009, 5:42pm PDT NEW
                Agoraphobia is the fear of leaving one's apartment, or "agoring" as the Romans by called it. 05/14/2009, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                    If the coffee shop only had one person in it, the cashier, is that one too many? by Fussbett 05/14/2009, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                        Followup: Can you have pizza delivered? by bombMexico 05/14/2009, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Followup: Can you have pizza delivered? by Quétinbec 05/15/2009, 4:34pm PDT NEW
                                This is an interesting hypothesis! by Fullofkittens 05/15/2009, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                    Putting a bezel around the emoticons was a nice detail on an A+ post. Congrats! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2009, 12:06pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: This is an interesting hypothesis! by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 3:12pm PDT NEW
                                        I always think I will be asked to prove that my belongings are actually mine. NT by Zsenitan 05/16/2009, 4:52pm PDT NEW
                                            Speaking of which do you have AIM/yahoo/MSN or just gay skype NT by Zsenitan 05/16/2009, 4:55pm PDT NEW
                                        Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will leave a by Fullofkittens 05/16/2009, 6:51pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will le by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                                                Yes, I too want nude photos of Fullofkittens WAIT NO fuck ABORT by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                                                    It's especially cutting to Zseni who was the one clearly offering. Ouch. NT by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 11:26am PDT NEW
                                                        If I had a nickle for every time someone on Caltrops ignores me on purpose, I'd NT by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 11:44am PDT NEW
                                                            You already have my email, Zseni. You can say private things on that. NT by Quétinbec 05/17/2009, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will leav by Entropy Stew 05/17/2009, 12:47pm PDT NEW
                                                Aw. =) NT by Fullofkittens 05/17/2009, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                                                    Great. You had to go and bring attention to it it by responding NT by Entropy Stew 05/17/2009, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                                                        d'oh, we should take this to IM. NT by Fullofkittens 05/17/2009, 7:49pm PDT NEW
                                I had a bad experience with fast food, once. by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 9:19am PDT NEW
                                    This story is less believable than your mom's Datsun! Shaking fries onto the fl by Fussbett 05/16/2009, 9:48am PDT NEW
                                        I don't understand, in your mind what does my mom drive? NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                                            Can't blame Jerry for not taking shit from someone who can't nail an NT post NT by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 8:55pm PDT NEW
                                            It's POSSIBLE what you say is true, but so unlikely it's like a reverse lottery. by Fussbett 05/16/2009, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                                                Taking a 30-year-old Datsun to the mechanic, now who's living in fantasy land? by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 10:58pm PDT NEW
                                                    Yeah, I sure see a lot of Sanford and Son on TV these days... by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 11:25am PDT NEW
                                                        Datsun made rusty hatchbacks, not hummel figurines :( by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                                                            You misunderstand why I think Datsuns are rare by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 2:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                A tow! When you call CAA, do they also send someone to put your monocle back in? by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 7:47pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Can I call your mom when I next have car trouble? Apparently she can tow too? by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                        She would probably just push it off the road, then come back with the parts. by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Yeah she would probably just do that. NT by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 9:51pm PDT NEW
                                    I had a good experience with fast food once (I ate it and it was good). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2009, 10:01am PDT NEW
                                    The world's saddest lie: pretending to have visited a fast food store. NT by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 3:13pm PDT NEW
    Re: Top [some] scariest bands by Quétinbec 05/12/2009, 3:35pm PDT NEW
        Most musicians (even the famous ones) aren't set for life. by Fullofkittens 05/12/2009, 3:42pm PDT NEW
        And anyone who got rich sure wrote more than 10 minutes... by Fussbett 05/12/2009, 5:26pm PDT NEW
    Re: Top [some] scariest bands by up with pod people 05/12/2009, 7:02pm PDT NEW
    A thread about music nostalgia! I'm in! by Fussbett 05/12/2009, 11:31pm PDT NEW
        Oops, I forgot to talk about my childhood therapy sessions. Sorry ladiez. NT by Fussbett 05/12/2009, 11:33pm PDT NEW
            Well he makes love just like a woman, but he fears Celtic Frost like a little gi NT by Zsenitan 05/13/2009, 1:57am PDT NEW
    Tom (fucking) Waits by Motherhead 05/17/2009, 10:37am PDT NEW
        TOM WAITS IS STRAIGHTEDGE he occasionally likes the occasional drinksy drink. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 11:08am PDT NEW
    TV on the Radio's bassist Gerard Smith, dead at 36. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/12/2011, 9:43pm PDT NEW
        Seth Putnam, lead singer of Anal Cunt, also died today. by Orange Devil Bat 06/12/2011, 9:46pm PDT NEW
    Re: Top [some] scariest bands by Roop 08/19/2011, 9:49pm PDT NEW
        Re: Top [some] scariest bands by Roop 08/19/2011, 10:10pm PDT NEW
 
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