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A tow! When you call CAA, do they also send someone to put your monocle back in? by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 7:47pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

So you're telling me when your mom's Datsun needs a new part she... Goes to a junkyard. Finds the correct part. Possibly removes it from an old(er) Datsun? Brings it to her car in the parking lot (fortunately it didn't need a tow) and installs it. Like, she pulls out a socket wrench set? Or whatever the poor equivalent is? ("Wrench"?) Perhaps she has an '81 Datsun 310 repair manual to guide her? Now I look stupid for questioning this.

This is Fussbett, literally flabbergasted by all the things old ladies are doing these days. "You mean to tell me she puts on men's-style trousers? Drives herself to the petrol station? Opens her own door? Reads the labels on the pumps? What next, does she break into sing-speak like the negro Kanye West?!"

Seriously, I know you won't believe this, but my mom is actually incredibly competent and overbearing. She's also taller than I am, if that helps.

Fussbett wrote:

I want to assume that her Forza 2-loving son might help her on the junkyard missions, but the last time he went to the junkyard he shook so badly the tray of nuts and bolts he was carrying ended up all over the ground!


I think I would have to display some level of competence before she'd feel comfortable letting me work on her car. Last night she showed up at my apartment on a borrowed bicycle, she was tired from riding all day so I said why don't you let me return it for you? I practically had to pry it out of her hands, and when I got back she said she'd heard sirens and thought I might have been raped.
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        Fuck's sake, Zseni. NT by Quétinbec 05/12/2009, 3:38pm PDT NEW
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                    If the coffee shop only had one person in it, the cashier, is that one too many? by Fussbett 05/14/2009, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                        Followup: Can you have pizza delivered? by bombMexico 05/14/2009, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Followup: Can you have pizza delivered? by Quétinbec 05/15/2009, 4:34pm PDT NEW
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                                    Re: This is an interesting hypothesis! by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 3:12pm PDT NEW
                                        I always think I will be asked to prove that my belongings are actually mine. NT by Zsenitan 05/16/2009, 4:52pm PDT NEW
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                                            Re: Listen, your precious thing might be little, but mine is so big it will le by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 9:38pm PDT NEW
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                                                    It's especially cutting to Zseni who was the one clearly offering. Ouch. NT by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 11:26am PDT NEW
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                                                Aw. =) NT by Fullofkittens 05/17/2009, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                                                    Great. You had to go and bring attention to it it by responding NT by Entropy Stew 05/17/2009, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                                                        d'oh, we should take this to IM. NT by Fullofkittens 05/17/2009, 7:49pm PDT NEW
                                I had a bad experience with fast food, once. by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 9:19am PDT NEW
                                    This story is less believable than your mom's Datsun! Shaking fries onto the fl by Fussbett 05/16/2009, 9:48am PDT NEW
                                        I don't understand, in your mind what does my mom drive? NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                                            Can't blame Jerry for not taking shit from someone who can't nail an NT post NT by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 8:55pm PDT NEW
                                            It's POSSIBLE what you say is true, but so unlikely it's like a reverse lottery. by Fussbett 05/16/2009, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                                                Taking a 30-year-old Datsun to the mechanic, now who's living in fantasy land? by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 10:58pm PDT NEW
                                                    Yeah, I sure see a lot of Sanford and Son on TV these days... by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 11:25am PDT NEW
                                                        Datsun made rusty hatchbacks, not hummel figurines :( by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                                                            You misunderstand why I think Datsuns are rare by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 2:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                A tow! When you call CAA, do they also send someone to put your monocle back in? by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 7:47pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Can I call your mom when I next have car trouble? Apparently she can tow too? by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                        She would probably just push it off the road, then come back with the parts. by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Yeah she would probably just do that. NT by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 9:51pm PDT NEW
                                    I had a good experience with fast food once (I ate it and it was good). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2009, 10:01am PDT NEW
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