uff porn* wrote:


The meat and potatoes of my fantasies are, as Fussy has already pointed out, standard. It's the details that make me freakish; my fantasies usually require extensive backstories, elaborate architecture and costuming, etc. I am filming the world's most de Milleian porn flicks in my head all the time.

uff porn* wrote:


But I think it's ridiculous that you're trying to bitchslap me over primal desires. You, who have stuck your pee-pee into every last scruffy muff in the entire "sucks dick because at least it's a meal" demographic, are trying to announce that the basis of your sexuality is the normal healthy desire to breed with your superiors!

uff porn* wrote:


Whereas I - with my stable employment, handsome and intelligent mate from a sound upper-middle-class family, and character sheet listing unbelievable perks like "3 generations of cancer-free ancestry", "avg age at death of family members: 87", "muscular yet sensitive" - I am all fucked up for putting the Production in Reproduction. PIFFLE.

uff porn* wrote:


You ought to praise me for doing such a thorough job of putting my needs first (and then thoughtfully including hundreds of other people in my holistic visions of procreation and sexual ecstacy.) My sexuality is so primal that yours is but a mote in comparison.

uff porn* wrote:


Your punishment for being so insolent and ungenerous is that you must tell me about the many times you have beat off to the idea of being my sex slave.