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Re: Or music. by Zsenitan 03/16/2009, 4:07pm PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

Perhaps you could tell us about your sexual fetishes or your bicycling you do know how I love to hear about both.

It's a wet dirty business, my fantasies and fetishes I mean. But also biking in the rain with no fenders. Cold wet road dirt spatters all over the insides of my thighs and makes me long for a stiff drink. And a big thick hard Russian novel.

A short list of my paraphilias must include:
Naked people - n'import qui, just nude please. Any kind of naked person is arousing to me. I list this first as I think it is the rarest of all of my fetishes.

Sexual plants, robots, and aliens (tentacles mandatory on all of the above.) Well if you are a feminist you might as well do it right and fantasize about sex where no awful icky men are involved at all.

The industrialization of sex - i.e. fucking to power a train, or make jam, or something like that. The Weaponsmith stopped asking about my sex fantasies after I told him the one about the fuck-powered train in which the women are all high-class elegantly nude professionals, and the men are all girthy streety muscular eastern europeans who just do their job without examining their lives. It's not so much that he disapproved as that he found the whole thing utterly inaccessible.

Years ago I used to have rape fantasies but no longer. Now I have fantasies where I am some sort of queen battlelord who watches the rapine of the enemy's women while dozens of soldiers pleasure me on my command. Much more feminist this way.

Copious spooge and impregnation!

Of course outside of general classes of fantasy I have specific ones that defy easy categorization, or that mix the aforementioned.

Ex: a sci-fi setting; dozens of men and women congregate in an immense dark room of many stories. Each floor is open in the center; in the middle is a tremendous gelatinous blob lit from below. As the people strip down and relax on pillows scattered about each floor, the blob quivers and stretches - dozens of syrupy translucent tentacles reaching out into the open air. Each descends onto a person, seizing around big fat buttery dongs n' balls, or flowing yearningly over the tender pubii of sweet women of all types. Women suddenly find themselves stuffed full of blobdick as further tentales reach out to stimulate wherever possible; men get milked by blobmouths of surpassing moist and tight heat. It is an orgy where nobody touches anything but the blob! As men begin (helpless, poor souls da ne?) to ejaculate, the blob tentacles instantaneously form pumping tunnels from dickhole to receptive stretched-open vaginas randomly (to transmit sperm.) Soon the entire mass of the blob is rutilated with thousands of spermy channels, etc. etc. and everyone has a great time.

I wish I could list favorite porn sites but they are always hit and miss, unilaterally; for every hot Latina amateur who cannot get enough triple-stuffed action at fuckingmachines, there are two dozen women with obvious father issues. I can't stand grapefruit-half tits or long painted nails either so most of what passes for lez porn is a mighty turnoff. On the whole I would say that I mostly fap to the power of pure imagination, or remembrances of particularly nice fucks I have enjoyed and would like to revisit.

I have never kept a friend after telling them about my sex fantasies. The Weaponsmith might be an exception, but I'm not so sure we're friends so much as mutually loving combatants.

That should be around 550 words! The extra 10% is your tip.
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Zseni, if I dedicate this forum to you, will you hang out with me on it? NT by Matt 03/12/2009, 5:06am PDT NEW
    Even though ladies love to openly bargain their affections, things look grim. NT by Last 03/12/2009, 10:37am PDT NEW
        I hate her. NT by Matt 03/12/2009, 5:48pm PDT NEW
            Try posting a hogie. by She loves to eat! 03/12/2009, 5:59pm PDT NEW
                Yeah, post a hoagie. NT by Zsenitan 03/12/2009, 8:18pm PDT NEW
                    Loose meat sandwiches :( NT by Entropy Stew 03/12/2009, 8:45pm PDT NEW
                        If Zseni dosn't want it,this forum's up for grabs.I'll show a man affection 4 it NT by Quétinbec 03/13/2009, 8:58pm PDT NEW
                            "Up for grabs" literally. NT by Fussbett 03/14/2009, 4:43pm PDT NEW
                But no sport peppers because NT by they're (somehow) gay 03/14/2009, 4:29pm PDT NEW
                    If you don't know what it is, don't use it in your jokes. by Zsenitan 03/14/2009, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                        If you wanna convince your girlfriend that you wanna fuck her in the ass, don't NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/14/2009, 4:51pm PDT NEW
                        Hey Zseni, I eat shit and don't give a damn. by Quétinbec 03/14/2009, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                            No, they do it out of honest admiration for the things that give them pleasure by Zsenitan 03/14/2009, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                                Re: No, they do it out of honest admiration for the things that give them pleas by Quétinbec 03/14/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                    Also unacceptable to society NT by closet cases 03/14/2009, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                                        I'm on the fence about the closet case theory by up with pod people 03/15/2009, 12:34pm PDT NEW
                                    You've lied about graduating from high school, getting a career, and finding All by Zsenitan 03/15/2009, 1:08am PDT NEW
                                        He also lies to whores. Baffling. NT by - 03/15/2009, 1:13am PDT NEW
                                        As a good and capable person I have a right to tell those lies. by Quétinbec 03/15/2009, 2:19am PDT NEW
                                            In that case, I am thin, have huge tits, and work as a pony rescue vet NT by Zsenitan 03/15/2009, 2:49am PDT NEW
                                                I fucking knew it! This forum is yours. I don't care how you treat me. NT by Matt 03/15/2009, 5:48am PDT NEW
                                                    K awesome let's talk about anime by Zsenitan 03/15/2009, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                                                        Watch out Matt, or she'll walk all over you NT by Ray of Light 03/15/2009, 11:43pm PDT NEW
                                                        500 words on something other than anime, books, work, US politics, or food pls. NT by Quétinbec 03/16/2009, 12:43am PDT NEW
                                                            Or music. NT by Quétinbec 03/16/2009, 12:44am PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Or music. by Zsenitan 03/16/2009, 4:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Most of that was shockingly normal... until the blob NT by Fussbett 03/16/2009, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Blobbed! NT by Yet another POE fagele 03/16/2009, 6:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                    This post also changed my life, thank-you for this NT by The Breadman 03/16/2009, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                    I kind of want to change my nick now? But I also kinda don't. O_____O NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/16/2009, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Well, Matt's taken, Blob but you can have Steve. by Quétinbec 03/16/2009, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                                                                            No, I think I'll continue to pass judgement on Caltrops posts. by Fussbett 03/16/2009, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Fantasies are expressions of unmet desires, QB. by uff porn* 03/17/2009, 11:52am PDT NEW
                                                                                PLEASE don't change your nick back. uff porn* is perfect. NT by I need clarification 03/17/2009, 3:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    INC to world: the more you ignore me, the closer I get *posts to QT3* NT by Zsenitan 03/17/2009, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: Fantasies are expressions of unmet desires, QB. by Quétinbec 03/17/2009, 6:42pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    uff porn*!! NT by I need clarification 03/17/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    I've never seen a picture of Vag but she has an extremely sexy voice. NT by Does that help? 03/17/2009, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Oh.... IT HELPS NT by Ma-- Steve! 03/17/2009, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: Fantasies are expressions of unmet desires, QB. by Mysterious Stranger 03/18/2009, 11:51am PDT NEW
                                                                                        Re: Fantasies are expressions of unmet desires, QB. by Quétinbec 03/19/2009, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Re: Fantasies are expressions of unmet desires, QB. by Gay Excuses 03/19/2009, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: Fantasies are expressions of unmet desires, QB. by Quétinbec 03/19/2009, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    How insulting! by Mischief Maker 03/20/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            HEY by Zsenitan 03/19/2009, 7:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: HEY by Quétinbec 03/19/2009, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    This is getting boring, go post more pix (especially of your dick.) by Zsenitan 03/19/2009, 9:58pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        What's so great about my dick? by Quétinbec 03/20/2009, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            This conversation is dead because you killed it being predictable and plodding. NT by Zsenitan 03/21/2009, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Peace. NT by Quétinbec 03/21/2009, 6:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Yeesh! by Fussbett 03/19/2009, 9:58pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Re: Yeesh! by Quétinbec 03/20/2009, 7:02pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: HEY by up with pod people 03/19/2009, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Re: HEY by Quétinbec 03/20/2009, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            They're called checkmarks. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/20/2009, 7:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                just because they prefer it by up with pod people 03/19/2009, 9:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: just because they prefer it by Quétinbec 03/20/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Suddenly the Dunwich Horror is a lot more realistic. NT by Mischief Maker 03/16/2009, 7:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                    standing o by up with pod people 03/16/2009, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Just like pretending to like B Kliban, your pretend sexual fantasies are unorigi by I need clarification 03/17/2009, 12:37am PDT NEW
                                                                        INC to world: *monocle* Anyone who isn't exactly like me is unoriginal *posts sn NT by uff porn* 03/17/2009, 11:37am PDT NEW
                                                                            Haha you can't help yourself! by I need clarification 03/17/2009, 11:53am PDT NEW
                                                                                INC to world: Be more original *makes sequel to game* NT by Zsenitan 03/17/2009, 11:55am PDT NEW
                                                                                    THERE you go. Sheesh. NT by I need clarification 03/17/2009, 3:12pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        INC to world: I am turning into BDR so fast *approves of getting his ass beat* NT by Zsenitan 03/17/2009, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Was that a quality that bdr was known for? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/17/2009, 4:43pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Towards the end, yes. by Zsenitan 03/17/2009, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    The laziest poster on Mars. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/17/2009, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Someone's vagina is crying again. :( by I need clarification 03/17/2009, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Someone needs 12 hot inches of Italian Beef by Stat! 03/17/2009, 7:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        With her mouth and cunt she rules the scene. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/17/2009, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                                                                    *NUT* by Entropy Stew 03/17/2009, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                        oh jesus I think that means you win again by up with pod people 03/17/2009, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Well, I'll go ahead and submit the obvious train one. by Fussbett 03/17/2009, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Well, I'll go ahead and submit the obvious train one. by up with pod people 03/17/2009, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: Well, I'll go ahead and submit the obvious train one. by Mischief Maker 03/17/2009, 9:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: *NUT* by Last 03/18/2009, 6:12am PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: *NUT* by Zsenitan 03/18/2009, 11:52am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: *NUT* by I need clarification 03/18/2009, 11:56am PDT NEW
                                            Quétinbec has the rationalizing faculties of ten men! by laudablepuss 03/15/2009, 12:31pm PDT NEW
                        Whatever, blob. by Hyman Oyveyberg 03/15/2009, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                            Fagele PMA NT by Zsenitan 03/15/2009, 11:20pm PDT NEW
 
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