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Re: You have SOLD me on the iPhone by Vested Id 03/02/2009, 12:44am PST
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Thanks - I'm gonna mail the text messages I want to keep to my zombieworld account. Tomorrow I go to the Apple store to make the switch.

You know what though, do this too. When the rep sets up your phone, tell him you want him to transfer your contacts using the contact-transfer machine he has - you can say Cellebrite device if you like - rather than transferring them directly from your old SIM card. (iPhones have a built-in option to copy numbers directly from the SIM to the phone which some reps prefer) If you're coming from another provider the rep was probably planning on using the machine anyway, but if he protests tell him you have a pal who works in cellular who told you that this preserves contact hierarchies, saving you from having to go through and recombine your "Mike Cell"s and your "Mike Home"s.

This is not true, but there is a very outside possibility that this will transfer your texts - very outside as in purely theoretical. When you transfer contacts using these Cellebrite devices, the final stage of the reading process says "Reading emails", and likewise the final stage of the writing process says "Writing emails". No one I work with has ever been able to figure out exactly what that means but the most reasonable guess is that it's transferring SMSes. The thing is I don't think I've ever seen texts cross over but it's probably worth it to have the guy use one to transfer your contacts just in case they do.

The reason I'm recommending this sneaky route is because I want you to avoid having to deal with someone trying to correct you about how the machines are not built to transfer text messages. In hindsight they may try to correct you about the contact hierarchies thing too though this is less likely, but it might be more effective to say that these texts were from someone who passed away and you'd really like them to use the machine on the outside chance they transfer. Of course be sure to do this at a corporately-owned location because agents are liars and thieves. Our customer service is good I promise; it used to be about industry standard until they started holding us to 100% customer satisfaction on the random phone surveys.

OK HOLD ON, I just went back and read the whole quote. The Apple guys won't have the Cellebrite device I'm almost positive. You can still take it to an AT&T store afterward if you like but the rep will definitely be more resistant; play the death card.

(You don't live in Colorado, do you? Because if you did, it would be shitty of me to complete this from someone other than you.) Looks like $89 a month for "unlimited" data, and free nights/weekends. Seeing how my T-mobile phone bill was $94 this month (regularly $45) due to all the roaming and text messages I sent in Scotland, getting the Internet for less than a bad T-mobile month is cool with me. Here is hoping they come in Caltrops-purple!


ICJ

I'm assuming you mean the 450 min plan with unlimited texting; if you mean the 900 min plan be aware that texts are not considered data and aren't part of the plan at that price. Both plans have unlimited mobile-to-mobile calling and the 450 has an effectively-unlimited 5000 night and weekend minutes (the 900 min one has unlimited). In any case I'm in California but I'm glad I could help.
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Has anyone enjoyed owning an iPhone? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/26/2009, 3:42pm PST NEW
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                The 3G networks of AT&T and T-Mobile are incompatible by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/26/2009, 6:01pm PST NEW
                I get back in two days, I'll be on AIM properly then NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/27/2009, 7:48am PST NEW
                    You could probably be on AIM more with an iPhone. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/27/2009, 7:57am PST NEW
                        She says it has an AIM application which is free. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/27/2009, 8:11am PST NEW
                            As long as you have an unlimited data plan, yes by Fussbett 02/27/2009, 9:36am PST NEW
                                Are you kidding? That is clearly made-up. NT by NURRR, OUR SISTER'S NAME IS BLERTHA 02/27/2009, 10:16am PST NEW
                                    Their sisters, Lursa and Ba'tor NT by laudablepuss 02/27/2009, 10:26am PST NEW
                                Also Devera, Mary and Tandy. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/27/2009, 11:30am PST NEW
                                    Like Crumb's sisters, they declined to participate in this documentary. NT by D'orion 02/27/2009, 12:19pm PST NEW
                                    Dverea, Mard and Tandd NT by Fussbett 02/27/2009, 12:22pm PST NEW
                                        No come on that's just ridiculous (what). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/27/2009, 12:42pm PST NEW
                                No longer available :( NT by Fortinbras 06/05/2010, 4:44am PDT NEW
        They're all over here, many people seem to love them by CO2 02/26/2009, 4:49pm PST NEW
    Re: Has anyone enjoyed owning an iPhone? by QuĂ©tinbec 02/26/2009, 5:34pm PST NEW
    one of our sisters has one, shes a big macfag and uses macs in her job (lawl?) by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/26/2009, 5:38pm PST NEW
        The fatal flaw in our iPhone plan: what about people who never go outside? NT by Steve Jobs 02/26/2009, 6:23pm PST NEW
            they get to save a ton of money hey steve how's that CANCER coming along? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/26/2009, 6:32pm PST NEW
        one of our sisters has one, shes a big macfag and uses macs in her job (lawl?) by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/27/2009, 9:24am PST NEW
            Psh any second you get on AIM sure (HM WHERE ARE YOU I DON'T SEE YOU) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/27/2009, 11:34am PST NEW
            how many of your micro$loth xbawks funbucks mspoints is it worth to you? (send s NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/28/2009, 9:41pm PST NEW
    I sell them by Vested Id 02/26/2009, 7:55pm PST NEW
        Re: I sell them by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/26/2009, 8:19pm PST NEW
        Re: I sell them by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/27/2009, 7:51am PST NEW
            Maybe you should AIM me! NT by I need clarification 02/27/2009, 12:08pm PST NEW
                INC needs ICJ's love and affection?! NT by What 02/27/2009, 12:14pm PST NEW
            Re: I sell them by QuĂ©tinbec 02/28/2009, 1:26am PST NEW
            Re: I sell them by Vested Id 02/28/2009, 9:35pm PST NEW
                Put a ringfence around this one STAT by Caltrops Biohazard Team Zeta 03/01/2009, 12:07am PST NEW
                You have SOLD me on the iPhone by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/01/2009, 6:36pm PST NEW
                    Re: You have SOLD me on the iPhone by Vested Id 03/02/2009, 12:44am PST NEW
                    Sheesh, at least go to Best Buy if you're a rewards zone member it's cheaper now NT by I need clarification 03/02/2009, 1:29pm PST NEW
                        ALSO YOU ARE ELIGIBLE FOR MANY INCREDIBLE OFFERS SUCH AS THE BLOO BLEE ETC NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/02/2009, 1:45pm PST NEW
                            I got it yesterday. It's great. Thanks everyone. Thanks VID! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2009, 9:38am PST NEW
    It's a perfect little gestapo Apple universe where all the trains run on time by Entropy Stew 02/26/2009, 8:16pm PST NEW
    Week and a Half Review: **** out of **** by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2009, 12:19am PDT NEW
        I think you can type "delish" unhindered if you set your prefs to "woman/faggot" NT by Fussbett 03/12/2009, 1:42pm PDT NEW
            In my defense, I had expected this Apple product to be defaulted to that. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2009, 1:53pm PDT NEW
        Congratulations to the new girl. Now give yourself thumbs up in a mirror!! NT by Last 03/12/2009, 1:54pm PDT NEW
        Settings > Wifi > Ask to join networks > OFF by Entropy Stew 03/12/2009, 2:29pm PDT NEW
    I've enjoyed owning an iPhone by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2009, 3:05am PDT NEW
        Not pictured: cool phosphor screen refresh effect, 16yo girls picked up via FB NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/13/2009, 10:31am PDT NEW
            Is there an app for that? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/13/2009, 11:03am PDT NEW
        and he's got... horn rim glasses NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/13/2009, 12:33pm PDT NEW
        I do not approve of this less than 10mb download limit NT by iFortinbras 11/18/2009, 4:43pm PST NEW
        UPDATE: the iPhone drives me crazy and aggravates me. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/05/2010, 1:00pm PDT NEW
            Re: UPDATE: the iPhone drives me crazy and aggravates me. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/05/2010, 1:29pm PDT NEW
                Re: UPDATE: the iPhone drives me crazy and aggravates me. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/05/2010, 1:54pm PDT NEW
                    Re: UPDATE: the iPhone drives me crazy and aggravates me. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/05/2010, 3:43pm PDT NEW
                        Re: UPDATE: the iPhone drives me crazy and aggravates me. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/05/2010, 4:35pm PDT NEW
 
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