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Hey I just realized I did not answer any of your questions. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/19/2008, 2:24am PST
Would I be boasting if I said I didn't need Viagra?

Because it's hilarious, let's assume it's true. Would the brothers try and outlast each other after arousing TV shows? Or would one save them both the trouble and, during the ad break, declare his intentions with a big pot of coffee that he wasn't willing to share?


Usually we spend about 10 to 20 hours a day watching The Masturbation Network KEEPIN AMERICAN 'BATIN FOR 200 YEARS, which airs arousing TV shows (at least 50% more arousing TV shows than CBS and MSNBC combined). Usually we would try to outlast each other....... JERKING OFF to the shows which we would watch right on American TV which is definitely known for airing almost round the clock constant pornography. In fact, every television show on American TV is porn. It may seem strange, but it's definitely no dumber than thinking that any two people would sit around watching arousing TV shows (maybe you do that though, I guess that's where you got the idea, NO ACCOUNTING FOR COMMON SENSE I GUESS what are you a liberal?).

Usually after I cum all over the TV screen I would go get myself a big jug of coffee (or blood wine) all of 5 feet away in the kitchen, I'm not sure why, I don't know what the point of this would even be, and then I wouldn't share it, and boy that would be suspicious, especially because I'm allergic to caffeine and we don't have any coffee in the apartment. I remember thinking that when we move out we could have our own fridge full of 2 liters of Coke or whatever all to ourselves and they'd constantly be nice and cold. Now I'm moved out and if I even drink too much tea my stomach will be on the verge of herniating itself in half and spraying my internal organs with blood and HCL, but even without that it's very hard to breath after I drink caffeine because my stomach becomes very swollen and presses on the diaphragm so it's harder to get air in, and this is usually happening while I'm trying to work.

Let's say one brother has gone to bed.


Why stop there? Let's say both of us have gone to bed (in the interests of full disclosure), and had fallen fast asleep (we have separate beds now also, and since we got separate beds I've been having a lot more dreams about people with their eyeballs ripped off and faces peeled off of their muscles screaming at the top of their lungs in pain for all eternity with their guts ripped out).

There are still dangers! Guys wake up, but more commonly guys have problems going to sleep


Well that is very cute that you're interested in sleeping habits. I guess a guy might have more problems sleeping if another man who pays for the apartment came into their bed and started touching them with the intent of having homosexual sex with them. Or going to an anime convention.

(especially when under the pressure of knowing someone is waiting impatiently for them to nod off so they can wank into a towel).


Is that what the guy does with your towels?

What happens when Josh has been lying in his bed for 30 minutes and John mistakenly thinks he's asleep and begins to masturbate?


I've "mistakenly" (sarcastic sneer quotes) heard Jso snoring a lot of times and boy it is really hard to tell if he's asleep with him snoring and being asleep and not responding to anything. I remember one time Jso went out to the store and I jerked off while he was gone, and I mistakenly thought he was asleep while he was out driving (I didn't hear snoring but perhaps the absence of sound can lead someone to mistakenly think someone is asleep also).

Will Josh will listen to the sound of John wank or will he cough or rustle his sheets to signal to John that he'll have to wait a little longer?


Well on the upside, the thing about mistakenly thinking someone is asleep isn't the stupidest question I've ever heard, now. ^_^ Although for a minute there it sure was. How am I supposed to hear any of this from the other room? Anyway I guess instead he will join in and we would have gay sex with each other like aliens which look like hot guys as seen in the motion picture Men in Black (Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other). Sometimes if I am jerking off and no one is paying attention I will cough and rustle the sheets, spray jizz all over the towels and even the hand towels and washcloths and sheets, to make sure people are paying attention, even if it means drawing their attention from Arousing TV Shows: The Motion Picture II: The Sequel.
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PEOPLE WHO LIKE ANIME by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 2:50pm PST NEW
    Not Kimiko, Komiko, and SHE LOVES SPORTBALL! NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/14/2008, 3:15pm PST NEW
    Who are we supposed to be laughing at, Creexul? by Quétinbec 11/15/2008, 5:46pm PST NEW
        If you have to ask you'll never know (the answer is people at anime conventions) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/15/2008, 6:01pm PST NEW
            Re: If you have to ask you'll never know (the answer is people at anime conven by Quétinbec 11/15/2008, 10:10pm PST NEW
                Re: If you have to ask you'll never know (the answer is people at anime conven by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/15/2008, 10:22pm PST NEW
                    Re: If you have to ask you'll never know (the answer is people at anime conven by Quétinbec 11/16/2008, 1:03am PST NEW
                        I wouldn't know, we don't do that. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 9:23am PST NEW
                            CREEXULS 1 million, QB zero NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 9:24am PST NEW
                            Yeah, and Derek didn't break up with Maranda either. NT by bink 11/16/2008, 10:27am PST NEW
                            Re: I wouldn't know, we don't do that. by Quétinbec 11/17/2008, 4:29am PST NEW
                                Re: I wouldn't know, we don't do that. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/17/2008, 11:02am PST NEW
                                    FUCK YEAH! I'm talking sex with Creexul! by Quétinbec 11/18/2008, 3:03am PST NEW
                                        Re: FUCK YEAH! I'm talking sex with Creexul! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/18/2008, 2:05pm PST NEW
                                            What's that my funny shy little friend? A cute movie quote instead of answers? NT by Quétinbec 11/18/2008, 6:51pm PST NEW
                                                No it's from Todd Barry (what are you, from New Zealand or something?). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/18/2008, 7:01pm PST NEW
                                                Hey I just realized I did not answer any of your questions. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/19/2008, 2:24am PST NEW
                                                    Re: Hey I just realized I did not answer any of your questions. ^_^ by Quétinbec 11/20/2008, 6:21am PST NEW
                                                        QB's epitaph: "He was aroused intensely by thoughts of male twin j/o sessions". by Last 11/20/2008, 9:05am PST NEW
                                                            he went to hell for killing himself NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/20/2008, 9:27am PST NEW
                                                                That spiteful son of a bitch. NT by The AIDS Virus 11/20/2008, 9:41am PST NEW
                                                        This isn't going anywhere, QB. Go back to tormenting me, Fussbett, etc. NT by I need clarification 11/20/2008, 12:31pm PST NEW
                                                            I dunno, I thought my post was pretty good. :3 NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/20/2008, 5:49pm PST NEW
                                                        You're a little too interested in this. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/20/2008, 6:29pm PST NEW
                                                            Nothing to say, eh? Fuck you then! by Quétinbec 11/20/2008, 9:12pm PST NEW
                                                                Sportball injury NT by Entropy Stew 11/20/2008, 10:09pm PST NEW
                                                                    THE SPORTBALL SPORTSERS (GO MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM DO GOOD BEAT THE OPPONENTS S NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/20/2008, 11:15pm PST NEW
                                                        actually this might be our crowning achievement by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/20/2008, 6:29pm PST NEW
        I approve of this unstupid QB post. by Zsenitan 11/15/2008, 6:42pm PST NEW
            zsneni is a bot NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 12:30am PST NEW
                I'm gonna step on your dick too. Your brother's dick was just the beginning. NT by Zsenitan 11/16/2008, 2:32am PST NEW
                    wasnt there a thread about the so called sentient bot? but it just spewed random NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 3:30am PST NEW
                        Laugh it up, furball. I'm picking out stiletto heels in size 14 extra wide. NT by Zsenitan 11/16/2008, 3:31am PST NEW
                            not exactly the award winning bot, more like the megaHAL version NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 7:09am PST NEW
                                look at this youtube link, I just destroyed you! NT by zseni-bot 11/16/2008, 8:20am PST NEW
                                    Where's the youtube. NT by Zsenitan 11/16/2008, 12:06pm PST NEW
        Re: Who are we supposed to be laughing at, Creexul? by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/15/2008, 11:22pm PST NEW
            Re: Who are we supposed to be laughing at, Creexul? by Quétinbec 11/16/2008, 1:01am PST NEW
        nice attempt at picking apart every single fucking sentence by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 12:28am PST NEW
        Passing notes as courting well into adulthood, as mature as not spending money NT by on medicine? - FABIO 11/16/2008, 1:26am PST NEW
            Probably less so. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 9:22am PST NEW
    Re: PEOPLE WHO LIKE ANIME by Souffle of Pain 11/15/2008, 6:40pm PST NEW
        Bitch I don't give a fuck about what you're talkin about (I wish you would burn NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/15/2008, 7:13pm PST NEW
        Ceci n'est pas un s my d by Zsenitan 11/16/2008, 2:37am PST NEW
            SASS is the only LJ Community Jhoh ever earnestly applied to. by Worm 11/16/2008, 10:02am PST NEW
                smart, VERY smart NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:03am PST NEW
                Actually it is a website message board, not on livejournal at all. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:07am PST NEW
                    Uh grandpa, you already outed me on that, probably like fourteen times. NT by Worm 11/16/2008, 12:12pm PST NEW
                        wrom wrote a book on mold warfare, and he set us all afree. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 3:25pm PST NEW
    This reads like it was written by a woman :( by Jerry Whorebach 11/16/2008, 2:04am PST NEW
        JW hates women NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 2:30am PST NEW
            No I don't :( by Jerry Whorebach 11/16/2008, 11:02am PST NEW
    Ah the unique joy of social misfits bashing social misfits. by bink 11/16/2008, 2:57am PST NEW
        I bought home an abby normal brain, now we can begin the experiments NT by bink-bot 11/16/2008, 8:21am PST NEW
        The story must've hit too close to home for a lot of people. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 9:25am PST NEW
            bink is an expert on identifying social misfits by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 9:40am PST NEW
                You're right, I am by bink 11/16/2008, 9:55am PST NEW
                    It's just like AGFF all over again. WHY MUST YOU MAKE FUN OF INNOCENT COSPLAYERS by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:01am PST NEW
                        You're right, Internet tough guy! by bink 11/16/2008, 10:02am PST NEW
                            Sure let me fire up the sockpuppets NT by 10,000 Caltrops Posts Later 11/16/2008, 10:03am PST NEW
                            Re: You're right, Internet tough guy! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:16am PST NEW
                                looks like jhoh has a good point here, but hey wait where is bink's point? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:19am PST NEW
                                    If bink is allowed to go free, THEN SOMETHING REEEEEEALLY WRONG IS GOING ON HERE NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:28am PST NEW
                                        hey did you see what bink said about ffag, what a kook how about that where's hi NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:31am PST NEW
                                            He's declared victory ruuuu that burns me up so bad I want to beat this guy up s NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:33am PST NEW
                                                is there some way I can jump through the internet and dump this kids books? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:35am PST NEW
                                    You're right, this is exactly like AGFF. by bink 11/16/2008, 10:28am PST NEW
                                        Thread over: I win! NT by bink's Creexul impersonation 11/16/2008, 10:31am PST NEW
                                            that's a pretty accurate impersonation by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:32am PST NEW
                                                Bink wants to win so bad he forgot something, he forgot his case (do you see it NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:34am PST NEW
                                Oh yeah, look at all my posts trying to shame you and SASS. by Worm 11/16/2008, 12:17pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Oh yeah, look at all my posts trying to shame you and SASS. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 12:20pm PST NEW
                                Long bet: Creexul's stream of conscious posts will pass the Turing test by 2025. by Last 11/16/2008, 1:19pm PST NEW
                                    What if I am dead by then? Then they might not pass the Turing test by 2025. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 1:41pm PST NEW
                                Re: You're right, Internet tough guy! by Quétinbec 11/17/2008, 4:22am PST NEW
                                    Wow, you segued this conversation about [x] to a conversation about whores! NT by for any given value of x 11/17/2008, 9:24am PST NEW
                                        I think this could be Caltrop's first monthly feature. NT by Worm 11/17/2008, 10:36am PST NEW
                                    COOL STORY BRO NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/17/2008, 11:03am PST NEW
                                    I wonder if she stayed on you because you were so kind and understanding... by Jerry Whorebach 11/17/2008, 11:29am PST NEW
                                        Re: I wonder if she stayed on you because you were so kind and understanding... by Quétinbec 11/18/2008, 3:06am PST NEW
                                            It didn't by Ex pity doesn't work anywhere 11/18/2008, 7:43pm PST NEW
                                    Hey wow you met an indian girl well that's rare NT by 8 billion indian guys 11/19/2008, 4:58pm PST NEW
                                        Actually asshole it is, which is the only reason I did it. NT by Quétinbec 11/20/2008, 6:23am PST NEW
                                            also rare, sleeping in the same bed and playing grabdick with a guy NT by and not being gay 11/20/2008, 12:10pm PST NEW
                                                Well, I AM thinking of starting a thread where we can post pictures of our dicks by Quétinbec 11/20/2008, 9:11pm PST NEW
                                                    How much did THAT cost you? NT by Mischief Maker 11/20/2008, 10:49pm PST NEW
                                                        Just a few drinks and a broken heart. by Quétinbec 11/22/2008, 5:46pm PST NEW
                                                            laudablepuss told me he would post his e-dating profile if you posted the pics. by Jerry Whorebach 11/22/2008, 5:50pm PST NEW
                                            Drop "indian" from that sentence and it's still true (for you) NT by That's why you did it 11/20/2008, 12:34pm PST NEW
                    bink: underachiever by choice? or by happenstance NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:04am PST NEW
                        All I'm asking for is self-awareness. by bink 11/16/2008, 10:09am PST NEW
                            humans are inherently self aware NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:17am PST NEW
                                That's pretty ironic (hey check out our sockpuppets). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:19am PST NEW
                                    You know how I know you use sockpuppets? by bink 11/16/2008, 10:32am PST NEW
                                    so does bink think we use sockpuppets? he is getting desperate NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 10:33am PST NEW
                                        I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! by bink 11/16/2008, 10:34am PST NEW
                                        I think he does think that, all the sockpuppets that are agreeing with us here. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:36am PST NEW
                Zensy was born with a naturally occurring salvia substitute. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 10:02am PST NEW
        Whoah, this got out of control fast. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/16/2008, 11:10am PST NEW
            Has any recent non-coddling reply to either cable not exploded? NT by it's not bink that is the problem 11/16/2008, 12:21pm PST NEW
                BINK IS THE SOLUTION NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 12:38pm PST NEW
                gj on finally coming up with a solution, now maybe you will stop shitting your p NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 12:58pm PST NEW
                    Two brothers, posting as one, cannot be defeated. by The Two Ninjas Kick Back 11/16/2008, 1:05pm PST NEW
                    now maybe you will stop shitting your puh... your p-puh... your p-p-puhaaahhhhhh NT by YOUR FUCKAN TROUSERS 11/16/2008, 3:11pm PST NEW
                        Step 1: SHIT PANTS NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 3:14pm PST NEW
                        this is what our enemies are reduced to NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2008, 10:08am PST NEW
                You posted that bink isn't a problem NT by Just in case you missed it 11/16/2008, 5:51pm PST NEW
                    Bink is a problem for you? Are you some kind of faggot? by Worm 11/16/2008, 6:04pm PST NEW
                        bink's an okay guy (DON'T YOU SEE HIS FACE IS WHITE ON THE LEFT AND BLACK ON THE NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/16/2008, 6:20pm PST NEW
                        Worm please don't respond to this post NT by Creexul supporter 11/19/2008, 4:54pm PST NEW
                    his last mistake NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2008, 1:49am PST NEW
    It may not be worth my wage by Edwared McGee 11/19/2008, 6:53pm PST NEW
 
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