Caltrops - Anime Isn't Worth My WAGE^___^





	[quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"]Would I be boasting if I said I didn't need Viagra? [quote]Because it's hilarious, let's assume it's true. Would the brothers try and outlast each other after arousing TV shows? Or would one save them both the trouble and, during the ad break, declare his intentions with a big pot of coffee that he wasn't willing to share?[/quote] Usually we spend about 10 to 20 hours a day watching The Masturbation Network KEEPIN AMERICAN 'BATIN FOR 200 YEARS, which airs arousing TV shows (at least 50% more arousing TV shows than CBS and MSNBC combined). Usually we would try to outlast each other....... JERKING OFF to the shows which we would watch right on American TV which is definitely known for airing almost round the clock constant pornography. In fact, every television show on American TV is porn. It may seem strange, but it's definitely no dumber than thinking that any two people would sit around watching arousing TV shows (maybe you do that though, I guess that's where you got the idea, NO ACCOUNTING FOR COMMON SENSE I GUESS what are you a liberal?). Usually after I cum all over the TV screen I would go get myself a big jug of coffee (or blood wine) all of 5 feet away in the kitchen, <b><i>I'm not sure why, I don't know what the point of this would even be</i></b>, and then I wouldn't share it, and boy that would be suspicious, especially because I'm allergic to caffeine and we don't have any coffee in the apartment. I remember thinking that when we move out we could have our own fridge full of 2 liters of Coke or whatever all to ourselves and they'd constantly be nice and cold. Now I'm moved out and if I even drink too much tea my stomach will be on the verge of herniating itself in half and spraying my internal organs with blood and HCL, but even without that it's very hard to breath after I drink caffeine because my stomach becomes very swollen and presses on the diaphragm so it's harder to get air in, and this is usually happening while I'm trying to work. [quote]Let's say one brother has gone to bed.[/quote] Why stop there? Let's say both of us have gone to bed (in the interests of full disclosure), and had fallen fast asleep (we have separate beds now also, and since we got separate beds I've been having a lot more dreams about people with their eyeballs ripped off and faces peeled off of their muscles screaming at the top of their lungs in pain for all eternity with their guts ripped out). [quote]There are still dangers! Guys wake up, but more commonly guys have problems going to sleep[/quote] Well that is very cute that you're interested in sleeping habits. I guess a guy might have more problems sleeping if another man who pays for the apartment came into their bed and started touching them with the intent of having homosexual sex with them. Or going to an anime convention. [quote](especially when under the pressure of knowing someone is waiting impatiently for them to nod off so they can wank into a towel).[/quote] Is that what the guy does with your towels? [quote]What happens when Josh has been lying in his bed for 30 minutes and John mistakenly thinks he's asleep and begins to masturbate?[/quote] I've "mistakenly" (sarcastic sneer quotes) heard Jso snoring a lot of times and boy it is really hard to tell if he's asleep with him snoring and being asleep and not responding to anything. I remember one time Jso went out to the store and I jerked off while he was gone, and I mistakenly thought he was asleep while he was out driving (I didn't hear snoring but perhaps the absence of sound can lead someone to mistakenly think someone is asleep also). [quote]Will Josh will listen to the sound of John wank or will he cough or rustle his sheets to signal to John that he'll have to wait a little longer?[/quote] Well on the upside, the thing about mistakenly thinking someone is asleep <b>isn't</b> the stupidest question I've ever heard, now. ^_^ Although for a minute there it sure was. How am I supposed to hear any of this from the other room? Anyway I guess instead he will join in and we would have gay sex with each other like aliens which look like hot guys as seen in the motion picture Men in Black (Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other). Sometimes if I am jerking off and no one is paying attention I will cough and rustle the sheets, spray jizz all over the towels and even the hand towels and washcloths and sheets, to make sure people are paying attention, even if it means drawing their attention from Arousing TV Shows: The Motion Picture II: The Sequel.[/quote]