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by Quétinbec 11/11/2008, 4:33am PST |
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Here are some reasons rape is the worst non-deadly crime:
Rapes usually take ages. The rapist knows he might as well take his time and have many rapes because the law gives bulk discounts for rape. For instance, you can get 1 rape for seven years, or 2 for nine years, or 5 for eleven years. Imagine what goes through a lady's head if she's being raped multiple times for hours on end. It's not the fear or horror or other predictable 'natural' reactions that would fuck with her later when she looks back on it; it'll be the moments she became bored, or her mind wandered, or even enjoyed it slightly. She won't be able to make sense of that or feel comfortable talking about it.
Rape is slightly flattering.
One of my favourite comedians is Billy Connolly. He'd sometimes stop making jokes on stage and start talking about serious things which is one of the reasons I liked him. He wouldn't do some American, "Seriously though, folks, let's spare a thought for the people suffering in New Orleans tonight!". Rather, he'd feel a bit sentimental and, on a whim, stop trying to make people laugh and go on about how much he misses his Aunt. Sometimes these tangents would take ages and he'd notice people getting restless so he'd yell he'd "FUCK YOU!" and go back to being funny.
Anyway! Once, Billy Connolly was talking about his father, who raped him for the better part of a decade, and he was saying how the hardest part of it was that it felt good at times. He hated it and it was so awkward and damaging, but when you've got someone pulling your dick for long enough, it'll eventually feel a little bit good just because that's how a dick is designed, and as soon as it does, you'll feel complicit and you'll question yourself for the rest of your life.
Mischief Maker wrote:
QB, how hard is it to find housing there and how much of a selling point for you is the free coke?
Yes and a lot.
He sent a text once asking if I was feeling 'toey' which I thought was Australian for drunk because I'd just been drinking so I replied, "A little but I'm mostly just tired." and I found out later that toey is Australian for horny.
His coke makes me popular. Strangers come to his parties and try to become my friends so they can get into the coke room. I know that sounds cheap but most of them have turned out to be really cool people, so it's a better way of meeting people than a squash club AND a sewing class, which have only provided me with honest people of poor quality.
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Rufus and Yin Yang man were such hits they went in a new direction by bombMexico 10/09/2008, 8:46pm PDT 
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What about the rights of that little girl? Who represents her? NT by THE DISTRCIT ATTORNEY! 11/07/2008, 1:25pm PST 
the ACLU isn't interested in her rights by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/07/2008, 1:37pm PST 
All my hard work defending the Neo-Nazi right to march goes unremembered. NT by ACLU attorney David Goldberger 11/07/2008, 2:22pm PST 
Caltrops frowns on the protection of children. Let them forge their own way NT by on Caltrops' dicks. - Zseni 11/07/2008, 4:31pm PST 
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Imaginary man postulates that imagined sex crime wouldn't really have been crimi NT by Zsenitan 11/08/2008, 1:26am PST 
It's one of those crimes where you get off on a technicality by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2008, 2:55am PST 
Why are the fattest, ugliest girls always the one with rape whistles? NT by rape button 11/08/2008, 3:05am PST 
They usually have two, and the other one is for the rapist. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/08/2008, 3:15am PST 
Hey did you guys know Ziggy Stardust was a character played by David Bowie? NT by Zsenitan 11/09/2008, 1:10am PST 
We had nothing to do with that. v_v NT by David Bowie's Eyebrows 11/09/2008, 8:20am PST 
16 year old girls? That's a molester, not a child molester by Entropy Stew 11/07/2008, 6:51pm PST 
I'm sorry, I didn't know child molestation was such a sore subject for you. by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2008, 10:36pm PST 
Re: I'm sorry, I didn't know child molestation was such a sore subject for you. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/07/2008, 11:20pm PST 
The Academy would never condone the molestation of 13-year-old Samantha Gailey. by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2008, 11:36pm PST 
Now I have a message to the people of Iraq, go home and die. *STANDING OVATION* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/07/2008, 11:52pm PST 
I was molested by an older man last Saturday! I have the insights! by Quétinbec 11/09/2008, 12:14am PST 
None of those were rapes? NT by Not even your roommate. 11/09/2008, 1:14am PST 
The roommate definitely was. by Mischief Maker 11/09/2008, 6:37am PST 
Oh Shit. ICJ! by Mischief Maker 11/09/2008, 8:02am PST 
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You posted WHAT? WHERE? by Jack McCoy >:( 11/09/2008, 10:28am PST 
too late! NT by Google archive 11/09/2008, 1:08pm PST 
Let's talk a bit more about rape. by Quétinbec 11/11/2008, 4:33am PST 
Re: Let's talk a bit more about rape. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/11/2008, 5:06am PST 
Do you remember your father's face or were you distracted by basketball passing? NT by FABIO 11/11/2008, 5:07am PST 
Stranger id. NT by Mischief Maker 11/11/2008, 7:46am PST 
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I hope you at least saw the pics before faggot www.gamed.nl took them down. NT by Fussbett 11/09/2008, 1:04pm PST 
I did not, but i can probably guess. by bombMexico 11/09/2008, 7:55pm PST 
Re: I did not, but i can probably guess. by Quétinbec 11/11/2008, 4:34am PST 
Chun Li has never not looked like that. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/11/2008, 5:06am PST 
If you had an eye for girls, you'd know that's not true. She's changed. NT by Quétinbec 11/11/2008, 5:39pm PST 
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Whatever she is she's important to me and they're fucking up her legs. by Quétinbec 11/11/2008, 8:19pm PST 
Her thigh is the size of her head in each picture, perfect match. NT by Worm 11/11/2008, 8:32pm PST 
Thighs can be bigger than heads and still be beautiful. Knees can't. NT by Quétinbec 11/12/2008, 12:53am PST 
You're picking sf4 to complain about her thighs? and further thigh updates by bombMexico 11/12/2008, 1:00am PST 
Has someone posted the thigh interview Jerry's quoting? by Quétinbec 11/12/2008, 2:55am PST 
Wow her legs are exactly the same in both pictures. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/12/2008, 5:06am PST 
Art directed by R Crumb NT by I need clarification 11/12/2008, 12:58am PST 
Welcome to last year! Enjoy your Stanley Cup, Anaheim! by Jerry Whorebach 11/12/2008, 2:13am PST 
I admit I don't even know R Crumb, either NT by I need clarification 11/12/2008, 4:17pm PST 
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ULTRA NT by Entropy Stew 11/27/2008, 3:16pm PST 
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Looks like Clay Aiken. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/02/2008, 6:21pm PST 
They should make a news story about a woman whose jugs won't stop growing. NT by Or did they already do that? 12/02/2008, 6:50pm PST 
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