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Rendition, it's boring, and people don't even want to hear about it. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2008, 6:58pm PDT (1:15:59 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I downloaded Rendition. (1:16:15 PM) mutharhaed: I fell asleep during it, how is it? (1:44:11 PM) mutharhaed has become idle. (1:44:40 PM) mutharhaed has gone away. (1:44:43 PM) mutharhaed is no longer idle. (1:44:43 PM) mutharhaed is no longer away. (1:45:07 PM) mutharhaed: Oh, you too? (1:48:54 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I went to play RE4. :( (1:48:57 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Maybe I'll watch it later. (12:05:19 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I downloaded Rendition. (12:05:36 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Just tell me if he's oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (12:07:51 PM) Kered Cloudsong: haha (4:30:17 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So at the beginning of Rendition there's Reese Withrosrhspon playing soccer with her son and TERRORIST calls her so they can chat about meeting at the airport. (4:30:33 PM) Kered Cloudsong: okay (4:30:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: What could possibly go wrong. (4:31:04 PM) Kered Cloudsong: the movie was made (4:31:10 PM) Juh-howh Cable: WOAAAAAAAA (4:31:23 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Meanwhile Jake Gylghhaglsdf has a hooker in his hotel room. (4:31:39 PM) Juh-howh Cable: He's living the active life of a CIA agent (with his new hair). (4:32:01 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Meanwhile a woman gets on a bike with a guy in some middle east place. (4:32:08 PM) Juh-howh Cable: ALL THESE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE TERRORISTS TO ME (4:35:07 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The guy borrowed his girlfriend's CDs or something. (4:35:16 PM) Juh-howh Cable: He says they were okay and she says YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN MUSIC ^_^ (4:35:17 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Tee hee. (4:35:36 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Insight into middle eastern culture. (4:35:45 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I'm sure in real life he would've cut her head off right there. (4:38:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: MORAL MESSAGE MOVIE (4:38:54 PM) Juh-howh Cable: IT'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 2 HOURS (4:40:07 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The arranged marriage girl's dad just got shot at, THEY KILLED THE WAITER (4:40:11 PM) Juh-howh Cable: There they finally blew something up. (4:40:18 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Poor Jake Gylhnahl got blood all over his sunglasses. (4:40:19 PM) Kered Cloudsong: it's the cinema equivalent of a fat man fumbling with a big sandwich (4:40:44 PM) Kered Cloudsong: that he is going to shove down your THROAT (4:40:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: His name is Gordon Freeman in this movie. (4:40:53 PM) Kered Cloudsong: screaming (4:40:55 PM) Kered Cloudsong: FAT LIKE ME (4:40:57 PM) Kered Cloudsong: FAT LIKE MEEEEEEEEE (4:43:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Jso says "apparently the twist is that the guy was really a terrorist the whole time." (4:43:12 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS KIDDING (4:43:47 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They already black bagged Reese's husband. (4:43:54 PM) Juh-howh Cable: He's Egyptian (so, probably a terrorist). (4:44:05 PM) Juh-howh Cable: THEY ARE DELETING HIS PASSENGER RECORD (4:44:22 PM) Kered Cloudsong: then they're going to delete him (4:44:30 PM) Juh-howh Cable: IT IS LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED o_o (4:45:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Hey he's taking a private jet to be tortured, looks pretty nice. (4:46:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: This guy doesn't even have an accent. (4:46:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: THAT'S WHAT THEY WOULD DO (5:14:22 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So Reese withsrpoon's husband passed a lie detector but mryl strep is DETERMINED to make him the suspect. (5:14:31 PM) Juh-howh Cable: SHE'S MAKIN THIS INVESTIGATION LOOK LIKE A PERSONAL VENDETTA (5:14:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: SHE MAY HAVE ASSASSINATED A GANG LEADER (5:14:37 PM) Juh-howh Cable: AND THAT'S IN ONE DAY (5:14:42 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I WONDER WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO TODAY (5:14:45 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I WONDER WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO (5:14:46 PM) Juh-howh Cable: TOMORROW (5:21:12 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They're carrying the black bagged guy off this very nice private plane. (5:21:17 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Of course jso's first reaction is to LAFF >:( (5:21:34 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Reese withrshospn continue to remain pregnant (sympathy). (5:22:09 PM) Kered Cloudsong: for two years (5:51:17 PM) Kered Cloudsong: harold and kumar 2 is probably way more accurate about terrorism than this movie (6:58:18 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Alan Arkin and old college friend are trying to take on renditions. 8( (6:58:24 PM) Juh-howh Cable: BUT THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT CASE FOR IT (6:58:32 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Drama. (6:58:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Although it's not really working. ~_~ (6:58:51 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Maybe it would've helped if, I dunno, this were a TRUE story? (6:59:19 PM) Juh-howh Cable: But then there would not be a story of a pregnant reseses withrusopn trying to find if her husband is oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (7:00:00 PM) Kered Cloudsong: yeah that's wonderful (7:00:08 PM) Kered Cloudsong: THIS MOVIE HAS LASTED LIKE SIX HOURS (7:00:18 PM) Juh-howh Cable: It's pretty boring. :( (7:00:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So I keep pausing it. (7:02:15 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So far the real bad guy is meryl streep. (7:02:23 PM) Kered Cloudsong: YEAH I KNOW THAT (7:02:25 PM) Kered Cloudsong: I SAW THE FUCKING TRAILER (7:02:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :( (7:02:31 PM) Kered Cloudsong: JESUS CHRIST FINISH IT UP ALREADY (7:02:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Well I'll let you know when they kill this guy. (7:02:35 PM) Kered Cloudsong: YOU'RE BORING ME TO FUCKING TEARS (7:05:39 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The torturing guy is nude, but of course they don't really show him nude because this movie isn't serious enough. (7:06:18 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The tortured guy is suddenly admitting to being in contact with the terrorist guy. (7:06:32 PM) Juh-howh Cable: HE COULD BE LYING (you see, information from torture is considered unreliable). (7:07:17 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i really don't care what that suckass movie is like (7:07:25 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i saw the trailer it really doesn't need a review (7:11:15 PM) Juh-howh Cable: What. >:( (7:11:24 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I don't think I like your tone of voice. O_________________O (7:21:54 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i don't think I like homosexual dwarves (7:21:57 PM) Kered Cloudsong: BUT I TALK TO YOU ANYWAY (7:37:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So I don't suppose you want to know that the tortured res wuthruspon husband turned out to be lying about knowing terrorists. (7:38:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: He is innocent (which implodes this movie's whole flimsy premise). (7:39:52 PM) Juh-howh Cable: And the chick in the arranged marriage is girlfriend with the real terrorist who did the suicide bombing that tried to kill her dad, just like I called it an hour ago in this shitty movie. :( (7:40:57 PM) Juh-howh Cable: What's sad is that Lions for Lambs is probably even worse. (7:45:24 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Ooooo it's turning out the whole time that the arranged marriage girl and her terror boyfriend are all just a flashback the whole time and are responsible for the bombing at the beginning of the movie. (7:45:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: My mind is blown (much like in matrix 2 when the architect talks for a long time). (7:45:42 PM) Kered Cloudsong: :-( (7:45:56 PM) Kered Cloudsong: so deep <3 (7:46:04 PM) Kered Cloudsong: MORE LIKE SO GAY (7:46:22 PM) Juh-howh Cable: He's going to suicide bomb also because her dad killed his brother with illegal and immoral torture. (7:47:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Instead of him just doing it because allahoo akbar islamic caliphate etc. (7:48:11 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Repeating allahoo akbar over and over again loading mortars into a tube until one of them explodes. (7:49:25 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Also the suicide bomb vest had nails and shit in it to shred civilians, which the guy killed a lot of. (7:49:40 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The cycle of violence etc etc etc. (7:49:45 PM) Kered Cloudsong: BUT ISN'T IT THE SAME AS US BOMBING INNOCENT CIVILIANS REALLY ~_~ (7:49:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So deep, so deep IT'LL PUT YO ASS TA SLEEP (7:50:13 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Shock and awe collateral damage prisonplanet. (7:50:32 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Fawk you I won't do what you tell me ($15 for a CD). (7:51:15 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Anyway yeah like I said at the beginning the chick and boyfriend explode and are turned into red chunks. (7:51:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Not seen in the movie: her foot landing in the street. Anyway at the end Jake Gyflhangdl feels bad and busts the guy out, RISKING HIS CIA CAREER BUT HE JUST DOESN'T CARE and the guy returns to rees siwhturo. I assume that's her in the movie and I'm not mistaking her for some other blond chick. Note to self, whatever the next big horror movie is remind me to find out the ending so I can spoil it without warning on calsptorlso.

Rendition, it's boring, and people don't even want to hear about it. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2008, 6:58pm PDT     The Cloverfield monster is just a generic Godzilla creature NT by FABIO 05/18/2008, 11:59pm PDT     Kered gets angry with you and you take it out on Caltrops horror fans? :( NT by Fussbett 05/19/2008, 9:35am PDT         Actually it was me referencing raeg against the machine that reminded me. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2008, 9:39am PDT             RATM sure is trendy. I think Bill Clinton will make a good president. NT by Fussbett 05/19/2008, 11:40am PDT                 They're trendy even after no one listens to them anymore and they're dead. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2008, 12:03pm PDT     I'm gonna do all the war movies. Coming soon, Redacted, Lions for Lambs, In the by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 1:38pm PDT     Gunner Palace. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 9:37pm PDT     Lions for Lambs (with guest reviewer, El Koba!) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 2:34pm PDT         You and josh are in a class by yourselves. NT by Remedial Humanity 101 05/25/2008, 3:00pm PDT             A class by ourselves, somewhere OUTSIDE of normal humanity, which we had a shot NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 3:01pm PDT             Shamans? NT by ba-dum-ch 05/25/2008, 4:00pm PDT                 BAD THINGS NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 4:39pm PDT                 I'm casting........................ FLAME SHOCK o_o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 6:27pm PDT                     flame shock now has a 1 second cast time NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 6:55pm PDT             btw fyi, koba isn't me (he is a MORMON!!!!!!!) NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 4:57pm PDT                 Okay! Who are you? NT by And what is your home address? 05/25/2008, 5:12pm PDT                     What is the Detroit mayor's address again? Oops I said that out loud. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 5:54pm PDT         timely links to the libertas reviews for lfl and redacted by Grumah 05/25/2008, 4:39pm PDT             DePalma: still putting the "cock" in "Hitchcockian." NT by A platoon of five marines 05/25/2008, 5:10pm PDT                 LETS TELL FAKE GHOST STORIES TO THE CAMERA GRIPPING CINEMA NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 5:25pm PDT     Redated, co starring Motherhead. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 5:52pm PDT         Redacted, not Redated. ;-; MY HOUSE OF CARDS *WAKES UP OUT OF AUTISM* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 5:53pm PDT             You just got REDACTED. *makes like bamboo and shoots you* NT by *makes like a tree and leaves* 05/25/2008, 6:27pm PDT                 redacted? more like BAD ACTED (lol?) NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 6:55pm PDT                     No, more like the thing I said. NT by *makes like a banana and fucks you* 05/25/2008, 9:06pm PDT         Of course, Ebert loved it, he thinks it is TRES DEEP. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 7:16pm PDT             Great, now everybody knows the al-Janabi family has sluts for daughters :( by Papa Qasim Hamza al-Janabi 05/25/2008, 9:04pm PDT                 Re: Great, now everybody knows the al-Janabi family has sluts for daughters :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 9:26pm PDT                     *makes like moom and rents you an 8x8 room* NT by You mean the... chain of command? 05/25/2008, 10:27pm PDT                         No the rules of engagement. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 10:29pm PDT                     not directly killed by our troops NT by ba-dum-ch 05/26/2008, 12:09am PDT                         And................... NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 1:06am PDT                         faily show caliber writing there NT by Grumah 05/26/2008, 9:14am PDT                             Our Nation's Armchair General Wing is fighting hard for a better Iraqi tomorrow. NT by Zsenitan 05/26/2008, 11:03am PDT                                 82nd Chairborne NT by Grumah 05/26/2008, 12:54pm PDT                                 So is the ACTUAL military by the way. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 2:09pm PDT                                     Jsoh's comment was funnier (Chairborne! I am SO stealing that). NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/26/2008, 2:16pm PDT                                         its from sloarchans weapons board NT by Grumah 05/26/2008, 2:57pm PDT                                             Well, I guess that's okay, as long as it's the only one. NT by It is the only one, right? 05/27/2008, 2:57am PDT                                                 Is it is the only weapons board. NT by wrom, which is who you are 05/27/2008, 5:44am PDT                                         Mine was just true. *shoots you* 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 3:39pm PDT     valley of elan by Grumah 05/26/2008, 9:52am PDT         I watched In the Valley of Elah last night. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 3:36pm PDT             Paul Haggis had his dick sucked on Entourage by FABIO 05/27/2008, 4:49am PDT     One movie I might be forgetting: A Mighty Heart? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2008, 12:50am PDT         Is that where Christian Slater saves Marisa Tomei from rapists and then dies? NT by Mischief Mephistopheles 05/29/2008, 9:10am PDT             No it's Angelina Jolie as Daniel Pearl's wife. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2008, 7:04pm PDT         Angelina didn't get me MIGHTY HARD this time NT by Gene Shalit 05/29/2008, 5:29pm PDT     The Kingdom. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 9:55am PDT         I was better =( NT by 1998's The Siege 06/06/2008, 3:12pm PDT             That's true, although the movies are not very similar. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 3:41pm PDT                 You say something, Hadj lover? NT by Denzel (motherfuckin) Washington 06/06/2008, 8:41pm PDT     I finally watched Valley of the Wolves: Iraq. by jawo 04/26/2014, 5:24pm PDT